for they who like to tie one on
and crave a driving skills sensation
may steer their trucks thru my dining room
to test their level of inebriation

generally one must possess the driving skills of Ray Charles to achieve this feat(Ray wrecked his Corvette the first time that he drove it).

(last night, an individual left the highway by my home, drove sideways down a bank, then back up another and somehow managed to smash not only the front of my car, but also knock a hole in the dining room wall of my house)