Fred the Pig
There once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his bed.
Humor under an apple tree!
Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?
7 DAY FORECAST
A TYPICAL WEEK IN MY LIFE!
who are: you
Who are you On mounted pedastals High above You look and stir Motionless You stand Jessters in hand Poissed in figure Cold to touch Vains deep Marbled white Elegant figure Moulded from life Chisled jaw figure smooth Young
THAT BOOK YOU STOLE
Found in 1924 Algebras text book. Author unknown.
My Christmas List
Christmas is mere days away and I've yet to write my list so I had better get it done right now or my chimney will be missed Santa's sleigh will pass right by not stopping on my roof an empty space under the tree will be considered pr
CS Style Xmas Tree
Just thinking how we all like to look our best and strive to show off are better sides yet no matter what we think of ourselves we fit somewhere in this Xmas tree.
on the lighter side
I came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quite purple the flowers crimson red, vermilion streams and crystalline dreams danced around her he
Knocker Knockers
More of a tongue twister inspired by a forum
Garlic is for Lovers
If you know some of my work, I'm pretty much crazy! Enjoy!
Coffee and Poetry
Reposting this as I have collaborated with an English Prof in CA and this version is worth posting again! Here's to all the coffee drinkers!
The Body Farm
This was inspired by a friend of mine who was thinking of leaving her body to the Body Farm
Shadow People (5 7 5)
Just fooling around with 5-7-5...its Sunday night!
Food for thought
Do you smile and wonder..? Wash the dishes till they shine Oh how good you'd go with cherries Oh and maybe some blueberries and a nice glass of your blood Oh.. How i thirst for your fruity wine
You and Me Darrrrlinnñg.......
feel freeeeee to koment... all in name of pinkie Hurry now not much time to lose because we are going to take over the World! !!!
Pain
Lie back, relax, do not fight me no, do not scream or even cry it will be over soon you will see now open wide, no, no much wider Trembling, she did as she was told feeling him close leaning over her aching from being forced to open so wide
Three's Company
I got seasons 2-8 on dvd from my library. I have always loved this show. John Ritter was the glue that kept this show fun. They tried a spinoff called Three's a Crowd, but it lasted only one season since Jack wasn't playing off the girls, Mr. Furley and Larry. The show ran from 1977-1984.
back on track
Like a railway through a mountain pass,her eyes they shone like crystal glass,her ways were from another time,she had my heart, this heart of mine,but as the winds of time blow by,she dumped me for another guy,I no longer take the train
the truth
I was on the internet today looking for a passion play Met girls from far away My profile they like they say They all want to get away come meet me the very next day move in and plan to stay I just need to pay their way Yeah I was cruisin
You can't play in my yard I don't love you anymore
Oh! The ways of woman ... I have been used as a Boy Toy and then thrown away! Boo Hoo!
Horror Night
It’s time to write about horror nights Of things that terrify your soul Sweat pouring down your face To survive the night is your goal Up the stairs you hear it come Groaning, snuffing, puffing and huffing In it walks, all thirty six stones
P.S. your monster
did this some time back brought it forward again
Universal poems
All languages have their poems But in translation lose something Images retained and their metre See arabic and german to english For all that the sound is not right The answer is to learn languages Live long and master them all Live a thou
boxes
I pack my life Inside my boxes My first Lots of room I have As my life spirrals Lots of things I collect Memeries that I want And those that I want to forget The bad time out way the good times My dispair no time this box is full
Lily O'Pink
Lily O'Pink was famous for her vegetable compound which always gave some relief, the principal ingredient being Opium.
Help
A place to start
World Cup Love
Those six long weeks every four years can put a test to the best of relationships for those who have no interest in football.. we love to hate and yet love to love.... now we have the UKs Tennis to contend with...sheesh...lol
crooked man
I was raised on a farm an use to sing to the cows to make them calm while milking them.
Laughing
Life is just one long joke We designed and planned it We laugh in the irony Of the mistakes made Of words left unspoken Words which hurt should not have been said And all the strife and pain. What does the soul think? Does it
"YOU'LL DINE AGAIN!"
You can be the king of the rock, there’s no race to the top. In the game of hide and seek, I’ll find your Gräfenberg spot. Your gratification will be expressed in every tremble I’ll take pleasure in making that cookie crumble. Lick it, sip it whe
Thoughts on Time
I think I noticed some more wrinkles the day I wrote this.... so, I stopped shaving using the mirror and just go at it blind in the shower. I accrue a few more cuts this way, but I have not written about "Time" since then!
April Fool's Day
you all know the old saying a pinch and a punch for the first of the month and no returns kids all over the world will be saying it today
" Desparate Love " by Jonroan
I wrote this when an old girlfriend put me out on a snowy night in Arkansas. I showed it to her the next day, after I had thawed out, and she put me out again. I called her a B****, to which she responded, ' Thank you ', just as sweet and sincere as can be. She really was one, by the way.
Saint Patrick's Day Snow
(Budapest, Hungary, after days of snowing)
Asdf
Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm colourblind And shit at poetry.
Shopping Madness
I witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said.
In The Jungle
Let's celebrate unbirthdays
Mathematics
I find it such a worry To have to work with numbers Some they say you have to add I suppose that’s not to bad But then what happens to the ones They say you must take away Do they end up in cyber space Sitting there so sad and lonely Or i
Epitaph
Beneath this stone I reside Lived a long life, then I died Left behind a nagging wife Caused me nothing but strife R.I.P. Robin Graves http://photos.conn
Big mouth
Me and my big mouth! Now I bite the dust, Caught with my pants down, Now I've said too much.
My Sweet Lover
My sweet, sweet lover, how the stench of death clings to you. I dare not squeeze too hard lest a part of you falls off. Though the world may not like you, to you I
Listen Son
I tell you son this tale I tell Is true as true can be Time was when dogs ruled And man was his pet He would take his man for walk And take him to the park There he’d make him throw a stick And play with a ball Man needs to be exercised