The kings Command Part 1
In the days of Dragons, demons, orges, And elves, lived a King with a malady, Of sorts. Doctors, mid wives, And chicken soup, Could not ease his Discomfort and pain. So his fastest rider He did summon, on The kingdoms strongest Ste
To Beauty
I try not to explain things? Im Anti Tate Modern where a piece of ART needs 4 pages of A4 to say what it is? I can though, waffle away, if thats required...
Canadian Football league
It is interesting to watch a game the crowd is excited the players are focused and the halftime show is good wonderful way to spend an evening with your son
Positively negative.
Be stern,,, be strong for the short term, don't waiver,, don't wilt,, sucesss you will savour, Persistance wins out,,,eventually,, this is the truth,,,as you will see, Resist, persist,,,,and you will get there,,,don't worry,,,,don't care, Sta
WHAT did you say?
The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm gone!
Running the show
People in charge can be difficult. I agree with Forrest Gump Life is like a box of chocolates
The end is nigh
So, what's the story with this orb we live on? are we close to extinction,, are we close to gone? Global warming, fires and floods, hurricanes and people in hoods, The icecap is melting, the coasts erode, a secret meaning?,,,,a God code? T
A Kilt
I'm portuguese, I don't really know the scottish culture. Just like kilts.
Candy Pt 1 & 2
I wrote Candy years ago... I was drinking and chatting online one day. And thought of that poem. And wrote part 2 right after.
Tardiness
The white rabbit from 'Alice in Wonderland' always runs late - I must confess, I am a white rabbit! but only by a few minutes ...
Grog Monster
Just a song for all you country folk, So come on and let your inner grog monster, out!
Could Have Gone Wrong
It could so easily have gone wrong. Her mind was on the brink, now she could no longer stand the pong of him throwing up in the kitchen sink. It could so easily have turned stale, like the bread in the bin when he came in full of ale making
Same Homeless man I metaphor
humorous reality of events
days out
washed over my while in the bath
Emoticons
I designed my own emoticon but somehow I did something wrong Instead of staying on the screen this emoticon was slightly mean It had a life all of its own Instead of small became full blown Others tried to use it gladly but it acted rather b
Top Gear
i am not so good in poetry just thought to have fun and try it. I wrote it with humor, it may sound weird but i will live for you guys to decide it, i hope you enjoy it.
Warm Beer Fear W.B.F
Hate sucks so always keep your beer cold or chug!
Silly Psychic
Apologies to any believers out there. No offence meant to you, I just find these people that prey on our insecurities, well, silly!!
I had a hippopotomus
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A poem I wrote with Fridge Magnets
I wrote this in High school, Well not really wrote it...It was words on magnets on Gravitys Fridge. I just put them in the right order i guess.
NonSense Sensation
random nonsense
Whats Writers Block
Writers block, writers block hanging around I pick the pen up then I put it back down, I search my head but not a thing to be found as if my brain has left me without a sound, I'll keep on scaning right through my head for it's the only way my p
Drunken Love Poem
Pass that bottle...because I Love You! Let me drink one more night! If I get sick...I want you girl...to comfort me when I throw up. Babe..I see 2 of you...and your not a twin. This wine is strong...my face is numb...but tonight...I want to hold your
The Pollenation of War (humorous,but read angrily)
I trust you all will find the humor in this on your own and not call me anti-semetic....though, that would be classic!
Were you aware of this awareness day?
I was in the grocery store and over the loud speaker I was invited to join in the activities of osteoperosis awareness day. Not to make light of osteoperosis (I'm not really sure how severe it can get), but I just thought it was slightly humorous that I am already aware osteoperosis but had no idea that there was an awareness day for it. Why I wrote a poem? Just for fun I guess.
It may have been
It may have been her lips of red Beset with teeth of pearl It may have been her golden her Glowing with tussled curl It could have been her silky thighs Or the thoughts of the silk betwixt But mostly it was friday nights When she joined me
Playing Tetris
As i watch the screen moving The coloured blocks ,moving from side to side I flick the keys the blocks flip up side an side to side My ies focused absorbed into the game Trying to find spaces to make my lines Points i must build up to the
An Unofficial Guide To Bonny Scotland
An Unofficial Guide To Bonny Scotland (section A1-compulsory tolls) When touring Scotland you must visit The Midgie Motel where The Magic Midgie Queen your future will foretell. There will be no charge for this service she will give but in her
Thomas Hardy, And I am A Simple Poet
Thomas Hardy, And I am A Simple Poet I have read Thomas Hardy though only just the once for fear that his style my style it would ensconse. His strong long length suffers, not at all for me for upon his lengthed pages his sadness I can see.
My Miss Right Song
In this autumn breeze I’d like to breathe Even when my squeeze Goes on to sneeze In a to-the-bone freeze I’ll never say please “Cheese!” Cos it’s worth no sleaze Let me say about my other expertise I have a heart disease When she goes ove
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!
I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necessary as criticism, if fair, helps us improve. You're welcome.
Good Girl
It is a little hazy The girl is like an English daisy She is interested in "The Maid Turned Mistress" by Battista Pergolesi
Moses’ Rod!
Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting aubade Let him know I am now in Baghdad
The Debt Man
The Debt Man I found a begging letter lying behind my front door, just because I am a debtor the debt man asked for more. I tell the stupid debt man, “No blood money do I own you only get from a poor man the blood you get from stone!” Thre
What If
Just had a bored moment an is how the poem came about lolz.
But it was fun while it lasted!
And tomorrow will be, oh yes, with or without you or me, its strange to see, such continuity, but that is the way, come what may, when playtime ends, it's goodbye my friends.
When your number is up!
I don't want to play this numbers game, life has changed, its not the same, only yesterday I was 2 and 1, where the hell has that gone?, Woke up today, what can I say, I'm now 6 and 1, that didn't take long, so I suppose tommorrow will be the same
FOOD HAIKU POEMS
Just thinking of food for fun.
Wondering
Im kinda of angry at life, its promise was more than it could be,,,I loved you more than I could see,,, wow,, aint that cool,, love poetry,,written like a fool,,just shows you what life means, anyone can say anything, hey,,, I love beans,,,or burger
the dog
yes bored and yet more flows out.
Gossip
The dark clouds gathered before thunder Oh I wish (if only) the rain would deliberately rain down and touch carefully her palm The most important thing is I felt her in my veins The memories of her flow steadily They are like the fi
William Shakey
An ode to the life less lived