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Have you ever noticed?

Yeah Pepps....when my dad yelled that out...just for that moment afterwards, I didn't know if I wanted to be there standing next to him or what.

Have you ever noticed?

Pepps....I always think wrong....no matter if short or long.

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Okay...one more story with my dad. He is a guy who does not know how to adjust the loudness of his talk to the environment.

Anyway, just going to make this brief as possible. My brother got a bad deal on a car. So, my ex, me, my brother, and my dad decide to go to another car lot to trade in my brother's car. We are all in the car dealership. You can imagine this, it is all quite in there and they got the low-volume music going over the loud speakers....you know, just a nice pleasant and calm atmosphere.

Anyway, my dad is explaining to the salesman about my brother's car and the bad deal he got. The salesman is like, yeah...that is not right. That is not the way to do business. Out of nowhere, my dad yells out...."THEY RIPPED HIS SACK!" All five of us (including the salesman) just all went silent. I just could not hold it any more, I started laughing and the salesman started laughing too. I would not be surprised if the manager didn't hear my dad say that...even with his door closed on his office, across the building.

I still bring that story up with my brother. lol

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I know in Michigan they have an all natural medicine that can help you sleep.

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It seems as if I might be ruining my next blog topic with this posting....but hey, we only live once.

For some reason, instead of "I got to take a leak" my dad always says, "I have to water the horse." lol

What the heck does that mean?

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Bunbun....we all have something to be greatful for if we can still breath???? Well, that is what I think anyway.

No problem at all...we can talk whenever is best for you. Speaking of best for you....I truly wish you the best.

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Yes Robert..... .....you get what I am saying. Those darn "miracle" and "copying" raisins....lol. Out of curiosity, have you ever tried calling Orkin?

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Wall....maybe I should put a trademark on my actions? ....can I do that?

RE: Uncle Chris Changes A Nappy

Yes Mimi, I did survived. But, I have been scarred emotionally and mentally over it.

RE: Uncle Chris Changes A Nappy

Unfortunately Mimi, I have been close enough to a "changing session" to smell it. Does that count?

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Yes Nam.....exactly.

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That sounds quite fun Nam. It almost sounds as fun as me watching how many people go to the bathroom after I do.

RE: Uncle Chris Changes A Nappy

Mimi,

I must admit....I have never had to change a diaper.


If there is only one good thing about not having a baby, that would be it.

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Hello Nam....how are you doing?


Note taken Mimi....no Malaysia airlines.....unless I am drunk...then maybe.

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Yeah....that is scorching hot..... .....but, I'll take it.

On the next flight out...................

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Since you promised it is not the $3 buffet, I am there Mimi. I do not mean to be fussy, or anything, but....can you make sure my seat is warm when I arrive?

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Mimi....I think we are the only two on the blogs right now.

So much for battling my boredom.

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You are a "trail blazer" Mimi.


I wouldn't go around calling yourself that because I am not sure too many would know what you are talking about....because I just made that up.

RE: ... And so you're a-know-it-all?

Actually....she is too much for me to manage.

RE: ... And so you're a-know-it-all?

Sista....Pepps it too much for me to handle.

RE: Our Society and its illnesses today

SR...

Not sure how true it is, but I have heard some of the top officials...and I mean top....were involved in things. How do you stop the people in charge of our lives? Anyway, maybe something to consider.

Again, not sure it is true...just some hearsay.

There is a lot of stuff on the internet....IF TRUE....would make anyone question human nature and give a new perspective on evil.

RE: A match made in heaven!!!

Also, forgot to mention in my previous two posts...love the new pic. Are you sure you are not stealing some sort of super models' pics?

RE: A match made in heaven!!!

Usha.....for me, finding the imperfect one is just as difficult as finding the perfect one.

RE: A match made in heaven!!!

I love everything you have posted here Usha. There is a lot to take to heart and to learn from. Thanks for sharing.

RE: Dodinsky

Wall....coming right up....as you ordered it...

RE: Dodinsky

Hello Mimi, thank you for sharing the great inspirational videos. I am a firm believer that us, ourselves (for the most part), can dictate whether we live happily or not. I say....keep a smile on the face and love in your heart....life will just happen beautifully all by itself.

To your lovely Monday and week ahead.... (instead of beer in the cups...there is coffee).

Sharing what happen today...

Ken. Just remember who told you about the UFO theory, in it winds up being aliens and you get wealthy or an extra woman.

RE: Birthday Girl!!!!

Teena....love the jokes. :)

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Hello Usha....


Hmmm....you got my imagination going here. Something tells me it involves some rubbers?

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Hello Ed,

Enjoy your visit. Be sure to share something if it happens. :)