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A Life Sentence

A man was sent to jail for life. He was kept at a facility without a sickbay. Inmates needing medical care were treated at the hospital in a nearby to...
1,426520May 2013May 2013Apr 22

What Do People Remember Best?

I wonder what part of a conversation is remembered best. Do people remember how you begin a conversation or how you end it? Or does it not work like t...
1,423310Jun 2015Jun 2015Apr 25

Are You Gifted?

Some people are gifted without realizing it. It takes time to understand the nature of your highly developed awareness. Until then you may turn your g...
1,422520Dec 2013Dec 2013Apr 26

Overdoing

When I see fanatics, I run for the hills. I like to see things done in moderate fashion and somehow the complete opposite also leaves me cold....
1,417250Feb 2016Feb 20164 hrs ago

A Shooting Incident On Cape Town Station

Yesterday, about lunch time, a man shot himself on Cape Town Railway Station when apprehended after he fired several shots in all directions....
1,41580Oct 2015Oct 201516 hrs ago

Asking The Right Questions

Some people have the talent to ask all the wrong questions and I have a habit of answering a question straight as it was asked. My one wi...
1,415360Jun 2016Jun 201611 hrs ago

What If CS Was Mine

When a business changes hands, there are always some changes, no matter how smoothly the business runs. Some are for the better and some are for the w...
1,413380Apr 2013Jul 2017Apr 25

Hypocrisy And Graffiti

Oh dear me, the British language had me stumbling for words when I was young. But by the time I finished school, I have learned a few English words. N...
1,407190Apr 2016Apr 2016Apr 25

The Secret To A Long Happy Marriage.

When my grandfather and grandmother celebrated their 50th anniversary I asked the old man what the secret was. He said: I did not kn...
1,404390May 2014May 2014Apr 25

What is the big deal

So the world is overpopulated. Yet, you can fit every living person into Texas. Everybody on earth settled on his own quarter acre of land. That is th...
1,397660Feb 2014Feb 2014Apr 22

Pets And Problems

Ah, I had a problem with the neighbour’s cat yesterday. I was fixing my lawnmower on the driveway and had a saucer of petrol to clean the nuts and bol...
1,397270Apr 2013Apr 2013Apr 24

Redundant

So here I sit at my desk at work sipping a cup of coffee; the second for the day after the first at home. I will probably have another 5 or 6 before I...
1,393210Feb 2014Feb 201423 hrs ago

What Happened To Waterbeds?

Of course, the great selling point was sex. One ad said the waterbed is very good for two things; one of them is sleeping. Another ad claimed that she...
1,383250Jun 2020Jul 20206 hrs ago

Good New Is Good News

This morning I woke up with wonderful news in my inbox. I got an email from the International FIFA World Cup Online Lottery informing me that I have w...
1,376160Jun 2015Jun 2015Apr 24

An Inside Job?

I woke up this morning to find that 2 SMS's had arrived during the night. They were from my bank; informing me that the amount of R 1500.00 were withd...
1,375480Oct 2013Oct 2013Apr 25

Making Perfect Children

I have a bit of a headache this morning. I think there was something wrong with the fish. Or maybe it was the red tide that hit me when the cork came...
1,369540Oct 2013Oct 2013Apr 23

Friends With A Price Tag

Her message read: It is a good thing that friendship does not come with a price tag, otherwise I would not have been able to afford your friendship...
1,364280May 2015May 20154 hrs ago

Knowing What You Don’t Know

To know what you don’t know is a far greater asset than knowing what you’re talking about. True, it will give you a much shorter range of topics to ta...
1,362640May 2013May 2013Apr 22

Why Is It?

Why do so many women have pics of them in or on their beds? At first, I thought that it was a funny question but just the other day we had...
1,360350Aug 2019Apr 2022Apr 26

You Could Have Heard A Pin Drop

Yesterday, my sister received unexpected visitors. Her ex-husband and his wife arrived just before lunch. My sister promptly invited them for lunch an...
1,359400Dec 2015Dec 2015Apr 20

What Will We Fight About Next?

While David Slater, a professional photographer, was taking photographs of monkeys, one of them nabbed his camera and took hundreds of photos before t...
1,358380Aug 2014Aug 2014Apr 19

Who...Who...Who Is Stammering

Stammering is a speech disorder and people often make the mistake to believe that it only consist of the repetition of syllables. It can include the...
1,356460Mar 2014Mar 2014Apr 23

The Local Circus

The main animal attraction at the local circus was a trained zebra. During a recent tour of the countryside the poor animal got sick and the vet in to...
1,354290Mar 2014Mar 201412 hrs ago

See, I Can Do It Too!

Let it not be said that I am ‘unteachable’ or that I cannot admit to my own mistakes....
1,350540Jul 2015Jul 2015Apr 24

My Best Friend

My mother always said that I was not to play with every Tom, Díck, and Harry, but somehow I always had those names in my circle of friends. But Díck w...
1,348180Sep 2015Sep 2015Apr 24

Does She Really Know What She Wants?

A woman is a very strange creature and I’m not always sure if she really knows what she wants. For whatever you do, they are never satisfied. She w...
1,346600Dec 2013Dec 2013Apr 23

Aren’t They Cute?

When scientists sequenced the chimp genome in 2005, it confirmed that chimpanzees are our closest living relatives. Of course, they’re cute; they look...
1,343220Sep 2019Sep 2019Apr 24

Shopping Carts

I thought I was lucky when I spotted the apparent vacant parking bay near the entrance of the supermarket; only to discover that it was occupied by a...
1,34270Jun 2020Jul 202021 hrs ago

A Simple Solution.

The stench followed me until I discovered what was stuck under my shoe. Wiping my feet on the lawn every time did not proof very effective because aft...
1,339310Aug 2015Aug 201522 hrs ago

I Am Very Sad Today

Something very strange happened this morning and my master is very upset about it. He has acted very funny all day. Yes, if you have not noticed my do...
1,337300Apr 2014Apr 201415 hrs ago

Can It Be Coincidence?

I have never applied a set of criteria when meeting a new woman. Well, at least so I thought until I took stock the other day. I was mar...
1,333510Feb 2014Feb 2014Apr 23

The Drought Is Broken!

A far-off cousin farms in one of the driest regions in this country. Last week, when it rained there for the first time in 19 years, his 17-year-old s...
1,332190Aug 2015Aug 2015Apr 25

Payback Time

They say when you cannot meet your debts it is a civilian offense but I think that if the debtor never had the intention to pay the debt it is a crime...
1,331490Oct 2014Nov 20148 hrs ago

A Hacker’s Attack

Will you survive a hacker’s attack? Hackers invade your privacy and abuse your good name. Do not ever consider your email on your email provider’s se...
1,331580Apr 2013Apr 2013Apr 24

What Goes Around Comes Around - Again!

I stem from a long line of fortune tellers; on my mother’s side. Oh, what a bunch of gypsies! They were card sharks readers, palm readers, teac...
1,329220Mar 2013Mar 2013Apr 18

The Oldest Profession

A long time ago, somewhere in the Middle East, a certain man obtained the services of a veiled prostitute. He promised her a young goat as payment for...
1,326610Nov 2013Nov 2013Apr 22

Another Toilet Seat Story Again?

Junior SA Army officers refused to keep their berets or caps on when they use the toilet since last week. This led to the situation that such offi...
1,325430Jun 2014Jun 201412 hrs ago

Has Your PC Been Hacked Lately?

While this is possible, it is unlikely. Unless if you have a static IP address, you are too elusive on the Web. Every time you log on with your ISP, y...
1,321330Jun 2015Jun 201515 hrs ago

The Scars Of Life

Our souls are very much like motorcars. As we continue our journey through life we pick up scratches and dents. We develop bearing knocks and hums in...
1,316550Oct 2013Oct 20133 hrs ago

Cowboys Don’t Cry

Life is not like in the movies. Here in the real world things don’t happen that way. I’m afraid cowboys do cry and heroes do die. Life is not easy;...
1,311540May 2013May 2013Apr 22

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