Does She Really Know What She Wants?
A woman is a very strange creature and I’m not always sure if she really knows what she wants. For whatever you do, they are never satisfied.She wants
flowers but if you bring her flowers she asks what you did wrong.
compliments but when you pay them she asks what you’re after.
to be surprised in bed but when you do she asks where you learned it.
you to dress properly but when you do she asks where you are going to.
you to have friends but when you go with them she sulks.
you to be smiling but when you do she asks if you’re seeing somebody.
you to pick a dress but then she asks what is wrong with the other dress.
you to hurry up but when you do she tells you to drive slower
to hear that you love her but when you tell her she asks if you had been drinking.
you to admire her but when you do she says you’re only after her body.
Then if you tell here you're not after her body she wants to know what is wrong with her body.
So relax my friend. Do not try to understand her. I don't think she understands herself.
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Women! Give it up as a bad job trying to unlock that mystery. Just love her, that's what she was made for
I'll know what to send you if I want a kiss.
throwing your toys out the cot again?
I'm with Welela , this doesn't describe me either
I am easy to understand and I know exactly what I want -the simple things in life make me happy -and gestures of kindness mean the world to me
Now SOME men on the other hand -don't start me !
should I live to be a 100, I will never understand
Happy Christmas my friend
I'm not sure if these are the answers for they seldom succeed by the looks of it.
I had more success when my vocabulary was reduced to 'Yes Dear'.
Drilling seems easier. It is just a matter of marking the spot correctly and cleaning is much easier afterwards... Sanding produce a lot of dust.
What else can I say but 'Yes Dear'.
I suppose next you're going to tell my she is not DUMB but UNINFORMED.
that was #7 on the list.....
I knew you would stand together on this.
I am outnumbered again
Maybe the addition of 'You're right, my love.' could do wonders. between that and 'Yes dear' one should manage.
well I will agree , SOME women and SOME men are head wreckers surely
Hope you don't have any unexpected / unwanted visitors in the next few days :-)) so is your bar is well stocked for the holidays Cat ?
As soon as I can get my Learjet kick-started I will come and collect the real one.
Too scared to put in in words?
yes, funny. women seldom give or take nicknames other than 'Darling' or 'My Dear'.
And I hope you have a lovely time with your daughter when she arrives
Right ,,I'm away now --I gotta go cook now -there's a turkey and a ham waiting to be cooked
Chat to you all later
i dont really say any of this.........
i only say drink with me .........
Good show then, I have a bottle of home made 'mampoer'. Let's polish it.
It would seem that nobody ask these questions.
Maybe I just get the unlucky 'draw' every time. Maybe I'm not 'selective' enough.
hum...little public shaming sometimes is sufficient, if you can survive.
Gelukkige kersfeest! ( I hope correct..)
We can't help who we are or who we like - switching on the brain might improve the situation though.
Thank you and the same to you too.
Almost right. only the 't' does not belong there. Gelukkige Kersfees.
but 'n Geseënde Kersfees (a blessed Christmas) is more conventional to use.
If I had to follow my brains all the time I would never have had a girlfriend in my life. Thinking is detrimental to love,
For sure, I am not that kind of woman.
And I am completely u/stand who am I..
Then you are a very lucky woman. I would seem that I have a very poor selection criteria.
Then you must be the one I've been searching for all my life.
Girl, get yourself booked on the first available flight to Cape Town.
All this is very much tongue in the cheek girl. Not really so bad at all.
Raise your goal my friend. Who wants a Ferrari if he can have a Lamborghini. A red one please.