Asking The Right Questions
Some people have the talent to ask all the wrong questions and I have a habit of answering a question straight as it was asked.My one window is about one meter from the neighbor’s fence and a few months ago he hollered across the fence asking me if I know the time. I said I don’t know what the time is. I heard him mumbling some abuse as he walked back into his home. The next day he would not greet me.
On the third day I tackled the bull by the horns and walked around to him, asking him what’s his beef with me. He said I refused to tell him the time.
“I did no such thing”, I said. “I answered your question very truthfully. I did not know the time. I suppose I could have looked on my watch, but that was not what you asked for.”
Then he saw the light. “Man, you knew what I meant”, he retorted.
“No”, I said. “I did not know what you meant. You asked the wrong question and now you are upset with me because I answered it correctly. Had you asked for the time, I would certainly have told you.”
He looked at me with a half-grin and said: “Man, you just want to talk shit again. Come inside, my beer is getting warm.” We sat there with a beer each and laughed about the incident.
But that is the way I am. I ask questions direct and to the point. Badly worded questions like “Do you know the time?”, May I ask your name?”, “What’s the time in there?” and the likes of it, will always get a shitty reply from me.
Only my mother could get away with ‘Do you know the time?’ It was not a question; it was a statement and it was always met with the same response. I would say “Yes mom” and head straight for bed. She did not tolerate my BS and even then I knew what was good for me.
May this day turn out wonderful.
Comments (36)
The Time Now is 3:17 pm
Have A Happy Week Ahead
See you later, alligator
not seen you in awhile so just a quick pop in to say hello
May you also have a wonderful day
Thank you very much. I was too scared to ask.
I have been called worse, so I'll take that as a compliment.
First ornery then alligator.
What will be next?
Thank you,
I love your profile pic. You look stunning. It's a good thing I'm not in Ireland. I would have made a nuisance of myself.
I don't know about you asking the right questions...
but you certainly know how to say all the right things
Gotta
It comes with age.
New Yorkers? How is that?
"It's TIME for you to get a watch!!!"
Of course, run when you say it.
they won't give you the time of day either
I once got a proper tongue lashing from my father. He was fixing the lawnmower and asked: "Whats the time in there?"
I replied very smoothly that as we are in the same time zones, I expect that it will be the same as out there.
He did not appreciate my wit.
I would not have dared it with my mother. I would have been washing dishes for a month.
When asking "Excuse me, have you got the time?" - some nice guys used to say "Yes, if you give me the opportunity"
Of course, I soon learned and even used the same reply myself at times.
When sitting at a café with my lovely friendly Rottweiler... people used to come near wanting to touch him.
But first they asked "does your dog bite?" - to which I would say "I don´t know"?
"You mean you don´t know if you dog bites or not?"
I said "But, it is not my dog!"
Then the dog showed some aggression and the people complained but the guy replied: "No, my dog does not bite.. but this is not MY dog!!!"
Glad to read your interesting blogs again.
Our traditional way of greeting with a question of "Have you had your lunch/dinner? " It's not a real question, It's just like a "Hi", "Hello" when we meet...
that's mean,that I could be in real trouble with you,with my blur Englich
Hmm, it like asking a parrot if he can talk. I wonder what the questioner will do if the parrot responds with: "Yes, I can talk, now can you fly?"
It is unlikely that I would do this to somebody who does not know the language and if I did, I'd help him right immediately.
tank's,I was so scared already,but feel better now
Remember, I have been there too. English comes to me as a second language.
understand,but then you have absorb it better than me
I married an English speaking woman. Apart from my two daughters, the only other good thing that came from that union, is that she taught me how to speak English. Not flawless, but satisfactorily.
Maybe he has one of these implanted. I believe they implant more than just silicone these days.
You never ask questions?
I don't ask a lot of questions these days but there was a time I had to ask questions all the time.
We must tell that to all teachers, scientists and detectives. They appear to ask more questions than the average.
Why, what have I done.