tainogirl Forum Posts (3,777)

Seeking the unattainable

I'm sure they'll make an exception since its you.

Seeking the unattainable

Hey I doubt the ladies will fuss, so oil down there too if you think it'll help.

Seeking the unattainable

Enough secret coded man talk you two. I want you well rested and oiled up like two Greek gods for tomorrow's auction, well I see J.D. is already half way there without his shirt(just make sure and use some extra baby oil on the chest tomorrow J.D) As for you SND just make sure them chest hairs are well groomed for the customers. We want you looking real unattainable by tomorrow.

Seeking the unattainable

Yeah right. Check out how many women are married to those. Auction block here you come!

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Well the ladies can always divide up THE GOOD BITS at the auction.

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Uh uh - not so fast. I'm gonna drop it on you when you least expect it. Somehow I think J.D. might get sold faster since you really can only serve one purpose to these women and would be a harder sell. Maybe just sell off the really useful parts of you and forget the rest.

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ME? FIX YOU? I don't need to fix you. Plus I don't know how many years of life I have left,why fix yourself what you can auction off to someone else to fix.

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Yep a BIG HANDFUL... just ask J.D. I walk softly and carry a big stick.

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Now see I'm with you. I honestly think a lot of men would rather to be alone forever, and ever, and ever, and ever etc... with their blowup doll and their favourite hand - but you know how some women are, they actually WANT to convince men that there are good women out there. Yeah you're right what's up with that?

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TOO LATE! See now if you weren't so UNATTAINABLE I wouldn't be forced to take these harsh measures. Once I've cleaned up your overly wholesome saintly image, the women will be biting like catfish. Auction block here you and J.D. come!

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Ah another client for auctioning. How marvelous!

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That's a splendid idea, I think I'll auction you off tomorrow! You always come up with such brilliant ideas!

Seeking the unattainable

Just a million bucks and this lovely specimen of unattainability can be all yours.

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I thought you wanted a handful of island girlz? What you want TWO HANDFULS NOW! Greedy, greedy.

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Now see you're wrong for living so far away. Its easy to fix. Just book a flight out to the Caribbean, do plenty talking when you get here(you got lots of islands to choose) and once you open your mouth you'll have all the island girlz your hands can carry. I'll be expecting the cheque in the mail for my free advice.

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Ladies (for a small fee of a million dollars), the secret to attaining SND can be yours. I take cash and cheques.

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Well all your talk of dark corners probably scared them away.

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What do you guys make them from? I'm starting to wonder what you've been putting in yours.

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Okay you are starting to scare me over there. How many vegemite sandwiches have you had today?

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Okay sorry. Won't do it again.(Come get him ladies)

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The internet has dark corners where you can hide?..well you live you learn. So that's how you Aussie's do it with a silvery tongue dripping honey.

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Er.....no we know you're REALLY REALLY UNATTAINABLE ALREADY - except for hot bombshells right?

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Hmmmmmm .... well that would explain why so many of your cricketers are ALWAYS on those so called TOURS TO THE WEST INDIES - Its really not about playing the game at all is it? Its about getting close to the ISLAND GIRLZ isn't it.

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I don't know how you guys do it, maybe its the accent but lots of ladies go weak for the Australian guys.

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DROVES? I don't need droves, like a lot of ladies I just need ONE - THE RIGHT ONE.

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hey stop trying to kill my unattainable goal.

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I'm sorry but I only stop for cricketers

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Ooookay then. Now are you on your way back from Miss Bombshell?

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What can I say great Island minds think alike.

Seeking the unattainable

Do people sometimes go after what they cannot have in online dating? How many times have we seen men complain that they can't find a 'nice' woman, yet would walk right by a 'nice' woman on their way to the bombshell. The same bombshell popular girl that tons of other men are courting online,hoping she will notice them in the crowd. When a woman can pick, choose and refuse she's usually going to go for what she considers the pick of the litter. How many men would have bypassed an honest, decent woman - only to be shot down and left bitter. But this goes both ways, many women wait for some man to choose them and when Mr. Hotstuff, popular guy does not ring their bell they get upset and complain that all the good men are gone, this while ignoring many decent men along the way that might have shown interest. How many times on the way to what we think we want do we bypass the exact thing we really need.