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RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

Even got a nice stage name for you: 'SMOLDERING LOVE HEAT'

RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

Mbcasey old buddy , I could match you up with the perfect crocodile skin outfit.

RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

Where did you come from can't you see I'm auditioning fresh workers

RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

Don't laugh we've got a fishnet outfit waiting here with your name on it.

RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

Well isn't that a coincidence that's the name of tonight's show,so you'll fit in nicely.

RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

Shouldn't you be busy trying out your black leather outfit for tonight's show.

RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

Don't worry about him, worry about the demanding ladies.

RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

Just ask Virgiomonkey, he started last week.

RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

Just make sure you growing them locks in the right place.

RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

And don't forget the coconut oil for the legs too.

RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

That's right, make sure and tidy up the man garden.

RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

Thong! Thong! Thong!

RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

Er..... those are still a bit too long. I'd tell you to put on you Daisy Dukes but that might get you thrown off the site.

RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

Would you like some fries to go with that KFC?

RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

Is this thread suposed to be attracting a match or beating them to death?

RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

You know you're right, better ring up delivery gonna need to keep my strength up for this thread.

RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

I'm sipping on some Mauby. Here have a glass.

RE: Describe What You Want...Then Let's Play Matchmaker!

Got my popcorn and drink all ready for this one.

RE: Do men like clever women?

Damn those clever women - so much harder to fool.

WOOHOO TODAY IS C-DAY!

Careful some of the ladies read this and want to come try out your OPERATING SYSTEM.

WOOHOO TODAY IS C-DAY!

Got to be careful least one of your female admirer's should try to SHUT ME DOWN.

WOOHOO TODAY IS C-DAY!

Well I have one Motto:

If its free its me.

So I already had free spyware and free anti virus and lot of other free stuff, Okay I had to buy office and got photo software, etc... now got to put all that stuff on the new computer.

WOOHOO TODAY IS C-DAY!

Sometimes all the ladies need is a little push, stuff like this is intimidating to many of us you know. I remember when I opened up a computer for the first time and saw all the wires and stuff, and I felt grateful to hand it over to someone else to fix. However, I always felt if you owned one of these things you should at least try to figure out something about what goes on under the hood. I was actually fun and a great learning experience. Who knows some other CS lady might read this and be inspired to go build one of her own too.

WOOHOO TODAY IS C-DAY!

Thanks, its a great feeling.

WOOHOO TODAY IS C-DAY!

Thanks J.D.

WOOHOO TODAY IS C-DAY!

NEWFLASH FOLKS!!!! I finally finished building my computer and ITS ALIIIIIIIVE! In four days (give and take a few hiccups along the way) I have my baby up and running. I took it to the store technician to make sure everything was in the right place and with a few minor adjustments, he showed me how to set up the soft ware and a brand new computer have I all done from scratch.

It was kinda funny when one of the female workers at the store asked me if I had ever built one before or took a course and I said no. I learned building a computer is certainly not the easiest thing you will ever do BUT with lots of patience and a willingness to learn as you go along - it can be done and I am living proof. I would invite more ladies to try doing it themselves its quite a rewarding experience, don't be afraid to ask for advice from the sales people and armed with a good screwdriver and a knowledge of what you want type of work you want to do with the computer you are off and ready to go.

ITS RAINING MEN

(Quietly oils down stick which hasn't been used in while)
I'll deal with this insubordination tomorrow, I have a feeling its gonna hurt YOU more than its gonna hurt me.

ITS RAINING MEN

I was afraid of this. Seems I'm gonna have to resort to some Domestic Discipline with this one. (Now where's that stick).

ITS RAINING MEN

Now I'm off to go get some rest - got to go play computer technician tomorrow. BUT I will be back tomorrow to check on how business is doing. I better not hear any of you being led astray by any rebellious elements who may SEEK to unionize AND DESTROY my lurative business.