tainogirl Forum Posts (3,777)

RE: Private area..."Shaved or Not?"

Good choice. Just get yourself a pack or two of small Pubi-rollers and some hairspray and you're ready to go.

RE: Private area..."Shaved or Not?"

Say have you tried the Marie Antoinette? I hear its all the rage in Paris.

RE: Private area..."Shaved or Not?"

Well gosh there are so many exciting styles out there today for the nether region, you can go with a sidepart, put in some rollers for a more curly look,some mousse for a fuller look, put it up in one with a scrunchie, add some beads and cornrows for that Bo Dereck look, maybe some attractive hair clips....boy the range is endless.

What's the leading causes of divorce?

Hi BP! Well not marrying in the first place does save one from getting divorced I guess.

RE: finally figured out how to find the right woman for me..

So basically you're saying a woman has to employ ninja tactics to get her way with you. Hope you can survive all the rough treatment....oh wait, you're probably already used to that already.

RE: finally figured out how to find the right woman for me..

Ninja Assasisin? Boy you're easy Seek. Gonna sit back now and watch your avalanche of mail.

RE: Benidorm April 2010, anyone interested?

I want something nice with a kilt on. Preferably male.

RE: Benidorm April 2010, anyone interested?

I aim to please. I'll even throw in an good sized front pouch for the vulnerables.

RE: Benidorm April 2010, anyone interested?

Oh now don't be like that. If you want I'd be happy to knit you some warm wool pants to keep out the cold.

RE: Benidorm April 2010, anyone interested?

Sunshine? I live in the Caribbean I just have to wake up tomorrow and go outside for that one.

RE: Benidorm April 2010, anyone interested?

SPAIN. Okay.

RE: Benidorm April 2010, anyone interested?

Where is this?

RE: God, see him clearly!

I can just imagine what's coming next.

RE: Had Enough

Yep after a while that topic gets so boring. And now English Dude wants to up and leave.

RE: What Exotic Islands Chain would you like to Visit Most?

I want to visit all the islands of the Caribbean.

RE: What Does Christmas Mean For You?

Its a far cry from what it was when I was growing up, back then people made do with simpler things. A lot of the food and decorations were homemade. Now the merchants and mall owners have people by the balls, they tap into the fact that many do not want to disappoint their children and milk it all the way to the bank. But how many parents/ parent is without a job this holidays and can just barely afford to put a Christmas dinner on the table? After they go into debt getting all the trappings for Christmas are they to starve for the New Year or go further into poverty? I know its hard but you still have to have your head on and not allow merchants to drain you dry.

RE: What Does Christmas Mean For You?

Yes I know what you mean I know of one family that lost their young son on Christmas day in a car accident, he was coming home from a party. In fact a lot of accidents happen around this time of year because of drunk driving and carelessness. Yes it is hard to disappoint our kids but they have to learn that disappointment is a part of life. Rather than stressing I would explain to them that there are many children who have no mummy and daddy to give them presents or even the gift of love and how very fortunate they are to have both. There are lessons we can teach our kids around this time of year that are more valuable than presents. JMHO.

RE: What Does Christmas Mean For You?

Christmas is what YOU make it. Can't allow others to dictate that you should drive yourself into debt over a holiday. Sure I might buy my daughter a present but do you think that is the most important thing to her? Of course not - nothing is more important than knowing that her mummy loves her and that's good enough for me. She'll be spending the holidays with her dad this year but I'm hoping next year we can have our fun together, decorating, shopping, baking and generally getting up to all sorts of mischief.

USA to Trini Translations pt.2

This is just a continuation of yesterday's translations.

USA: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.
TnT: Buh wha trouble is dis? Boy stop flingin meh grip so!

USA: Lift the hood of the car for me John.
TnT: Yute-man fly de bonnet nuh!

USA: I love you girl.
TnT: Ah real check fuh yuh, yuh done know.

USA: I have a stomach ache.
TnT: Oh gorm........meh belly gripein meh.

USA: He has no manners.
TnT: He doh have no broughtupcy.

USA: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder.
TnT: Dat chile too dam harden.

USA: I need a bottle of Pepto- Bismol...my stomach hurts.
TnT: Ah need a Purge bad.... ah cork up.

USA: Oh my goodness, we have lost electricity.
TnT: Jeezanages!!....current gorn again.

USA: This meal is not too bad.
TnT: Wha doh kill does fatten and wha doh fatten does purge.

USA: It's been a long time since I've seen you girl.
TnT: Buh A...A...! You still alive gyul?

USA: WOW!.... he has such bad body odor.
TnT: Yuh doesn't bade?...Oh shims man...yuh smellin stink!

RE: What is the best love song in your opinion?

It doesn't get much better than these two:

Toto - I won't Hold you back



Phil Collins - One More Night

USA to Trini Translations pt.1

Bumbuh clart. I see someone knows a little Jamaican.

USA to Trini Translations pt.1

Thousht I'd throw this one to you guys as I make my way to sweet slumberland. I found this in one of my aunt's magazines and thought I'd share. Sorry I could not provide some audio so you could actually hear the words being said. Feel free to ask for further translations if necessary. Anyway enjoy, part two tomorrow.

USA: Aren't those pants a bit short?
TnT: Yuh expekin flood or wha?

USA: Its time for a perm.
TnT: Gyul, yuh head need straightenin bad. Yuh doh see all de gren-gren showin.

USA:He has a touch of Dyslexia
TnT: Dat chile too dam harden.

USA: Here kitty kitty...get down from the roof.
TnT: Ey yuh ole dutty stinkin cyat, come off de bleddy gyalvanize before ah drop two stone in yuh tail!

USA: Oh my, your feet are so ashy.
TnT: Is how yuh feet and dem look like yuh was kickin flour so... yuh couldn't a rub a lil coconut oil on yuh foot?

RE: The Ladies Of CS

Well thought it was better than me saying bony chicken chest.

RE: The Ladies Of CS

Exactly, its okay once the chest aint mawga.

RE: The Ladies Of CS

You mean there's lots of men on here showing chest? Well as long as its a hot chest.

RE: Part !! "Isn't it interesting........" (we got locked out --'too long')

For a thing(Spiritual being/God/supernatural entity) that so many seem NOT to believe in there sure are a lot of questions about it. If I didn't believe in something then I don't know what there would be to discuss - other than the fact that it didn't exist which is how these arguments/ discussions usually go. Just an observation.

RE: Isn't it wonderful that 'Bay' is a nice Christian guy?

Darn it! Wuz up mods? I was just about to tune in to my favorite soap opera The Young Christian and The Restless Athiest.

Do you Believe Racial profiling exists

"Honkie"? Wow I haven't heard that term since the 70's. Do people still use that word? Well I guess its no worse than driving about in a rich white suburb and being a "Darkie"? I remember when 9/11 occured a friend of mine was afraid to fly to the States, she had heard all kinds of horror stories at the airports, her last name happened to be Mohammed, her mom was Jamaican and her dad was from Trinidad and they were Christians but if you looked at her you would probably think she was Middle Eastern - which she wasn't, just a typical Trini.

RE: women's Life

Easy solution. I find myself a not dead yet younger honey and let him help ease the pain in bones, cough and other things.

RE: women's Life

Of course its good news! (Like I want to die of like you men)er... I mean of course that's just great news.