diogenes Forum Posts

Squeezing, groping, fondling, slapping, kissing, nibbling, there's virtually no limit to what you can do with a miracle bum*

*miracle bum was not intended to accept any type of foreign object

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OPDec 30, 2007

Who wants to see me bum?

If your miracle bum has been lost or damaged, simply order another at no additional charge.

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OPDec 30, 2007

Who wants to see me bum?

Hurry!

Act Fast!

Join the handful of satisifed customers.

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Dec 30, 2007

RE: Do you know your Body Mass Index ?

Leave my loins out of this.

I'm not assuming any responsibility for medical costs, they were all consenting adults.

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Dec 30, 2007

RE: Chase or be Chased?

She's right. Some of us don't like to admit it. We try to rationalize it away. Instincts like this are embedded in our DNA.

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OPDec 30, 2007

Who wants to see me bum?

Back by popular demand!

Miracle bum will be taking orders for a limited time. Order yours tonight.

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Dec 30, 2007

RE: Questions...I have questions...

I guess, but more scientific.

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Dec 30, 2007

RE: Do you know your Body Mass Index ?

What's happenin' hot stuff?

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Dec 30, 2007

RE: Should I open the bottle I got for tomorrow night ?

¿Q'hubo?

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Dec 30, 2007

RE: Chase or be Chased?

That was embarassing.

Shirley you know that I meant crushes.

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Dec 30, 2007

RE: Questions...I have questions...

It was completely inferred.

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Dec 30, 2007

RE: Chase or be Chased?

That's funny.

I bet you have some secret cruches Paw Paw.

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Dec 30, 2007

RE: Questions...I have questions...

You were intimate on the first date?

Hope you went to Church and repented.

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Dec 30, 2007

RE: I so wish...

I wish irony was made of strawberries, I'd make myself a smoothie!

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Dec 30, 2007

RE: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Besides talking dirty, she also likes to toss salads.

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Dec 30, 2007

RE: I so wish...

Yeah!

Get a room!

a chat room maybe

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Dec 30, 2007

RE: Subway Flirter Question

Who gets shingles these days?

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Dec 30, 2007

Of course it seems that way....

What elese are we gonna write?

Love is like a clumsy albatross lumbering through the wind?

Love is like not wearing your hardhat in a construction site, and someone dumps a load of bricks on you?

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Dec 30, 2007

RE: Lets taLK bOut LoVe

I think my cryptic attempt at flirting went unnoticed by the one it was meant for

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Dec 30, 2007

RE: Can you really.....

Am I right, or am I wrong?

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Dec 30, 2007

RE: Can you really.....

Cristina got one of those rude e-mails, and made a thread about it. Pearl is pickin on her about it.

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RE: Chase or be Chased?

RE: The Alphabet Thread

RE: Do you know your Body Mass Index ?

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Who wants to see me bum?

Who wants to see me bum?

Who wants to see me bum?

RE: Do you know your Body Mass Index ?

RE: Chase or be Chased?

Who wants to see me bum?

RE: Questions...I have questions...

RE: Do you know your Body Mass Index ?

RE: Should I open the bottle I got for tomorrow night ?

RE: Chase or be Chased?

RE: Chase or be Chased?

RE: Questions...I have questions...

RE: Chase or be Chased?

RE: Questions...I have questions...

RE: I so wish...

RE: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RE: I so wish...

RE: Subway Flirter Question

RE: Lets taLK bOut LoVe

RE: Lets taLK bOut LoVe

RE: Can you really.....

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