RE: would you spend the night with the one above.

Yeah, and I'd do some hottie on his couch.

RE: Always Read the Label...

rolling on the floor laughing

Whenever I watch those movies where the guy wakes up in the morning as a woman, and they panic and freak out...I just think to myself


daydream First thing I'd do is go to a mirror and play with myself.

RE: Always Read the Label...

Do you feel pretty, and witty, and fine?

Do you pity, any girl that isn't you tonight?

RE: The CS Bar (Karaoke Encouraged)

We could turn out the lights and play a game called "Who's In My Mouth?"

RE: The CS Bar (Karaoke Encouraged)

In my best Al Green voice (which isn't bad I've been told)


I'm so tired of being alone
I'm so tired of on-my-own
Won't you help me girl
Just as soon as you can

People say that I've found a way
To make you say that you love me
Hey baby, you didn't go for that
It's a natural fact
That I wanna come back
Show me where it's at, baby

I'm so tired of being alone
I'm so tired of on-my-own
Won't you help me girl
Soon as you can

I guess you know that I, uh, I love you so
Even though you don't want me no more
Hey hey hey hey, I'm cryin' tears
All through the years
I'll tell ya like it is
Honey, love me if you will

Yeah baby
Tired of being alone here by myself, now
I tell ya, I'm tired baby
I'm tired of being all wrapped up late at night
In my dreams, nobody but you, baby
Sometimes I wonder
If you love me like you say you do
You see baby, I been thinkin' about it, yeah
I been, I been wantin' to get next to you baby
Ya see, sometimes I hold my arms, I say mmmm hmmm hmmm
Yeah baby
Meeting you has proven to me
To be my greatest dream, yeah

Tired, baby
Yeah, you don't know what I'm talkin' about
Sometimes late at night I get to wonderin' about you baby
Oh baby, baby
I'm so tired of being alone
I'm so tired of being alone
I'm so tired of being alone...

Ten Finger Johnny

It's not July, but remember 10 finger Johnny if you're popping firecrackers for Christmas or New Years.

RE: what part of a man do you

It's pronounced minnesOOOOta

RE: what part of a man do you

I don't know what that meansdunno

RE: what part of a man do you

I personally have non-regional diction.

Here in the South people, often ask me if I'm from up North. When I'm up North, they notice my Southern Drawl.

Weird Huh?

RE: what part of a man do you

toypin' wif an accent is bloomin' difficult issin'it

RE: what part of a man do you

I am a beautiful and honest man.....just a "little" naughty.

RE: what part of a man do you

Uh-Oh

Top o' the mawrnin' to ya Marty!

RE: what part of a man do you

A lady on here once said forearms. That's probably why Daniel is so popular. I need to get some good forearm photos!

RE: what part of a man do you

You have a freaky secret too?

RE: what part of a man do you

You are a freak!

RE: YOUR VIEW.....

Maybe, but only that one foot.laugh

RE: YOUR VIEW.....

The shoe and the card were the only things to survive the fire intact. The fire burned so intensely that even the tires were completely consumed. I never had to order another card. It was in nearly pristine condition (only slightly warped).

I cannot explain how that shoe survived, neither could the fire department.

Perhaps they had conspired with the bank?

RE: YOUR VIEW.....

When I was 19 I got off work and went to a club with a friend. I changed clothes in the bathroom at work, and threw the work clothes in the back seat of his car. We went by an ATM I withdrew some funds, and stuck the ATM card in one of my shoes in his back seat (so I would be less tempted to spend more). We partied, then he dropped me off at my apartment. On his way home his car caught on fire. He pulled over and the whole thing was consumed in flames before he could even make a phone call for help. There was only the charred metal shell of the car remaining, and one shoe. The shoe I had put my ATM card in.

True Story. Go Figure. Stuff Happens.

I Demand Attention

You're particularly hot in the Pink T-shirt Pic



Thanks for the Root Beer Yummy!

I Demand Attention

Oh, believe me, I look.


Something about you makes me want to do extreme sports. I want to rock climb, then put on a wing suit and jump off the cliff. Then take a shower at the end of the day, and the lathered up hard bodies pressed together in the warm spray daydream






Sorry!

I Demand Attention

I'm not above starting a thread to get some.


I clicked on a picture of a girl to look at her profile, but it wasn't a girl. It was a man seeking women. Do dudes show up on other dudes "who's veiwed me" thingy? Arrrrgh! Jimmeny Tap Dancing Christmas!!!

moping

RE: Tell the truth,,,how do you feel about

dunno Exactly

Whooptee-freakin-doo

RE: Love---Have you ever

At age seventeen I had a girlfriend that I really enjoyed. My best buddy from High School wanted to go out one weekend, but I already had plans with my girl. He hounded me for a little while about being whipped, and to prove I wasn't I called her up and dumped her. I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to relive that moment, and just tell my buddy to piss off.

RE: if an angel fell from the sky landed on your lap !

Okay not 10 because I'm already at my ideal weight.

3,4,5 & 8 all seem the same to me.

I already have 6, all I have to do is pull my trousers down to prove it.

I guess I'd wish for 9, and that would likely contribute to 7, then 1 & 2 just wouldn't make any sense.

RE: would you spend the night with the one above.

I would spend the night with him.

RE: The soul is also

Wow! You're really full of philosophy and creativity today!

RE: would you spend the night with the one above.

I don't really know the woman, but we could have fun at a nice pajama party.

RE: Who finds full figured woman attractive

Are you talking about the seven Dwarf Fantasy?


I'm lostdunno

RE: Who finds full figured woman attractive

Well if you're not sharing, then I'm not caring.

Disney?


Shame on you! scold

RE: Who finds full figured woman attractive

sigh



You girls are terrible at fantasizing!

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