RE: I am drunk.

I fold my arms in disbelief, and frown in disapproval.

My Zen mentor can't get over his emoticon hang up.

I sigh pensively, because I too wish that people were better able to express themselves. Next, I giggle at all the colorful little animated cuties.

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL VIRGO'S!!

party dancing

RE: If a girl asks "Do you have a girlfriend?

Say, "I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl that gets really mad when I say that!"

RE: JUST ONE KISS IS ALL I ASK...

A kiss at last
Let's make it last
if it's the last

Fingertips scan supple skin
Lips moving closer you let me in
Honeysuckle sweet I can't stop
Until I get every last drop

United as one
in passionate embraces
the electric connection
of two faces

An infinite moment
frozen in time
and through this kiss
two souls combine

RE: DID THEY CHANGE THE COLOUR OF JESUS CHRIST SO THAT MORE PEOPLE GO TO CHURCH WHAT COLOUR WAS HE REALY

Since when? There's probably more historical evidence to prove that Jesus existed than George Washington.

RE: DID THEY CHANGE THE COLOUR OF JESUS CHRIST SO THAT MORE PEOPLE GO TO CHURCH WHAT COLOUR WAS HE REALY

My guess is that since Jesus was a Hebrew, born in Isreal, and His Mother was Hebrew, He was probably whatever color other Hebrews are.

RE: CS KING! WHO WILL YOU VOTE FOR?

Mach25 is the man!

I miss that guy.

RE: If you could travel to a far away place rite this minute where would you go to?

Probably the Mediterranean Isle of Malta.

RE: OJ arrested again!!

Anyone actually careconfused

RE: What do you fear most in your life?

Abluthophobia is the fear of bathing, but Bathophobia is a fear of depths?confused

RE: What do you fear most in your life?

Wanna know what scares me?

Clowns.

I think it may have something to do with the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my Father.

RE: I need some advice...

I agree with the Knitten Kitten.

We use so many differents words to describe feelings and emotions, but there are basically only two feelings. It either feels right, or it doesn't feel right. Follow your heart.

RE: I've said it before....

Postman's book has been translated into eight languages, so Mindfful can read it eight times.

RE: I've said it before....

Paw Paw You'd probably enjoy a book titled "Amusing Our Selves to Death" by Neil Postman.

He argues that mediums of communication inherently influence the conversations carried out over them.

Since television is the primary means of communication for our culture and it has the property of converting conversations into entertainment so much so that public discourse on important issues has disappeared.

Hallmark Rejects

I just can’t seem to find the words
To tell you just how much you mean to me
So forget it

You’ll never know how beautiful and wonderful
And specialful you are
’cause I can’t tell you
Just forget it

I can’t afford to buy you diamonds or fancy things
So I won’t

Last night, while you slept next to me
I finally had found the perfect words to say “I love you”
You couldn’t hear me
’cause you were sleeping
Now I forgot them
So just forget it

RE: Red flags

Here's one for me.

I was talking about this recently with someone. She said a lot of guys are turned off by women with kids.

I must admit I am a little bit. I know it seems like a double standard because I'm a single Dad. But, don't get me wrong I will date a woman with a child, and give her a fair shot at the long term.

Two children? Okay

Three children? Maybe

Five kids and three different dads.


Red-flag-a-mundo

RE: His Little Girl

blues uh oh

I don't know what to say. I'm sad for you.

Hallmark Rejects

I heard you were feeling a little down,
so I sent this card to encourage you.

Always keep trying,
one of your suicide attempts is bound to suceed.

Hallmark Rejects

And I'm spentsmoking

Hallmark Rejects

She's fast!!!


H appy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, & West Virginia )

Hallmark Rejects

C ongratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.

RE: THE !ST KISS?

Little if any

Hallmark Rejects

Looking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"

RE: Do you believe in love at first site?

I keep hearing this song on the radio, and I love it.

Something like

I'm a movement by myself.
But I'm a force when we're together.
Mami I'm good all by myself.
But baby you, you make me better.

First thing's first, I does what I do.
But everything I am, she's my influence
I'm already boss, I'm already fly.
But if I'm a star, she is the sky
And when I feel like I'm on top
She give me reason to not stop
And though I'm hot
Together we burn it up.

Dynamic duo, Batman and Robin.
Whoever don't like it, it's that man problem
And when I feel like I'm tired
Mami be takin' me higher
I'm on fire
But shawty we burn it up.

Beside every great man, you can find a woman like a soldier holdin' him down.

And she treats me like a Don, watches for the hit.
Checks where I go, even watches who I'm with.
The right when I'm wrong, so I never slip.
Show me how to move, that's why I never trip.
And baby girl, you're so major, they should front-page ya
God bless the parents who made you
Middle fingered anybody who hate the,
Way that we burn it up.



Anyways...that's what I'm looking for someone I can sing that too

RE: Life Explained

Nice

RE: Fuller figured fans!

Rather than fan of full figures, I suppose I would call myself a connoisseur of the feminine form. I have always appreciated unconventional beauty. I certainly prefer it to the plastic blonde Barbie mold.

RE: Chele cant sleep...any suggestions??

You probably have some in the medicine chest too don't you?

RE: IF YOU COULD BE A SUPER HERO?

Know why no one wants to be Aqua-man?

Because...there's no crime under the sea!

And, what kind of power is talking to fish?

"Hello Fish"

"Hi Aqua-man"

"Have you seen anything suspicious or unusual down here under the ocean today?"

"Hi Aqua-man"

RE: This Universe.

In this present moment I feel a strong urge for feminine physical affection.

Anyone wanna Cuddle?

RE: This Universe.

Most of us are stuck in a time based thought form. Eternity is much more difficult to comprehend than most of us will admit.

I've heard it said in a way that help's me wrap my mind around it a little better.

There is no such thing as the past or the future. (stick that in the pipe and smoke it a little)

There is no such thing as the past or the future.

They only exist as thought forms. They are no-things.

The only thing we ever have is this moment right now.

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