RE: I'm not a vegetarian because Ilove animals

An agi-tater

RE: I'm not a vegetarian because Ilove animals

I wonder who will tunip next with a veggie pun...

RE: I'm not a vegetarian because Ilove animals

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

RE: I'm not a vegetarian because Ilove animals

Nice shootin' Annie Okra!

RE: I'm not a vegetarian because Ilove animals

Please asparagus the details

RE: Ladies, have you ever had ...

if twinkles were to post the burning bush fantasy trio would be complete

RE: I'm not a vegetarian because Ilove animals

Yeah!

I'm a lesbian too....So what?

RE: I'm not a vegetarian because Ilove animals

pointing vagitarian

RE: Ladies, have you ever had ...

You know...the burning bush.


(voice echos) "Diogenes, take off your boots, the place where you are standing is sacred ground."

RE: Ladies, have you ever had ...

I hope it doesn't talk!

My Big Girl

rolling on the floor laughing No that was me.


Thanks again everybody....she loved the colorful emoticons, and the fact that you were all so interested in her birthday. We both had a great time.

Some Kind of Game

You got to hang out with Al Pacino?

RE: Slay Your Demons.

Feeling confused huh?

Boys

Choose boys.

RE: Slay Your Demons.

Wassa matta?

Some Kind of Game

I have a Class A Commercial Driver License with tanker, and hazardous material endorsements

I was a Lambada instructor in the 80s

I competed in an Iron Man race in 1998

RE: Slay Your Demons.

Yeah!

He wears tight whites, to keep that cannon secure.laugh

RE: Guys do you like to cuddle?

Just call me stubby.

laugh

RE: Guys do you like to cuddle?

pointing Cuddles his fingers around the wee man

My Big Girl

Dude that pirate pic is so frickin' AWESOME!

Window-Washing-Cowboy

Sometimes I feel like Ol' Roy.

My Big Girl

She keeps saying "thank you" to everyone else. I think, she thinks you can hear her.

My Big Girl

OOOH Yeah! she says

My Big Girl

Right on the butt...she says.

giggle

My Big Girl

Oh! Okay okay okay....she says

My Big Girl

She says....Okay.

I can't believe she's pimped me out like that.

RE: Ok people. I did like you all said.

Enough about you...she was talking about me.

grin

My Big Girl

Look they're having a party! she says.

My Big Girl

Yeah! head banger she says.

My Big Girl

Oh, Thank You!

she says.



now she doesn't want to go...she likes attention as much as daddy does

My Big Girl

My Daughter is here with me.

She is fascinated to see my face all over the forums.

We're about to go get hair, and nails done, and order a cake, and wash dirty coveralls.

When we get back we're going to read what all you nice people have to say.

Say hi to my big girl for me.

She turned four on Sunday, and Daddy was working, so we're having a make up birthday today.

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