RE: Hi i'm Linsi

cowboy Howdy

RE: ADD Friendly

daydreamAt least Tony the Tiger thinks I'm GRRRRRREAT!

RE: ADD Friendly

daydreamChinese Zodiac

RE: ADD Friendly

daydreamflor de la nieve

RE: ADD Friendly

Yeah that's nice....

The truth is that dune buggies were never meant for aquatic use.

RE: ADD Friendly

daydreambikini models




Huh? What?

RE: The birth of a fountain

fontaine des perles

Flirtle The Turtle

laugh

dunno

help

RE: heyyyy

Who's your Raddy?


help

Flirtle The Turtle

The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!

RE: Lonely Bum Room

I'm feeling this amazing sensation of grossed out, and turned on.....weird!

Flirtle The Turtle

A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.

RE: Lonely Bum Room

I've never tossed a salad.

Do I at least get to wash it first?

RE: Lonely Bum Room

Well, not in the bum I hope.

Flirtle The Turtle

There once was a pirate (the story relates)
who liked to go dancing on roller skates.
He fell on his cutlass
which rendered him nutless
and virtually useless on dates.

Flirtle The Turtle

See what I mean?

dunno

Flirtle The Turtle

Why is that guy in the limericks always from Nantucket?

Is the same guy?

Or is Nantucket full of guys that do things that rhyme?

dunno

RE: Lonely Bum Room

Kissing is a must

Flirtle The Turtle

On the far-away island of Sala-ma-Sorums,
Flirtle the Turtle was king of the forums.
Nice little threads. Most were clean. Some were neat.
Some even made threads ‘bout their preference of feet.
They discussed about everything that they might need.
And they were all happy. Quite happy indeed.

RE: NAME 2 PLACES ON YOUR BODY WHERE U LOVED TO BE KISSED .MMMMMM

SCHWING!!!!

RE: Lonely Bum Room

daydreamBabsie's Bum

RE: Lonely Bum Room

daydream Mary's Bum

RE: Lonely Bum Room

pointing Bum-diddly-umptous

RE: who is your first love.....you need time to think?

The girl that lived across the street from me when I was in 5th grade. Her name was Bobby Jo! She was out of my league hot, but she didn't know it. I remember girls mostly ignored me until I hooked up with her. Suddenly I was desireable...funny how girls are like that.

RE: WHY ARE YOU WORTH GETTING TO KNOW ?....TELL THE TRUTH !

Beano® might help with your tooting problem.

RE: What is the difference to you???

I'm not that easy

RE: What is the difference to you???

Good point. I might have said the same, but I'm to lazy to type an entire discourse. Unless I'm being graded on it.

RE: What is the difference to you???

The "in love" feeling is a natural biological response necessary to propogate our species. This feeling always fades (that is not to say that it cannot be rekindled).

Loving someone is a conscious decision that we make. I can choose to love someone even though........fill in the blank.

RE: HAS ANYBODY EVER BEEN HYPNOTISED ?...

To the ladies that tried hypnotism for smoking:

Did you pay money?

I've been thinking of becoming certified, and practicing professionally.

RE: HAS ANYBODY EVER BEEN HYPNOTISED ?...

I study hypnosis. I practice self hypnosis for personal reasons. I have also hypnotized several persons for various reasons.

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