RE: DO YOU BELEIVE IN THE MAGIC OF A FIRST KISS???????????????????????????????

and that cool butterfly feeling in your chest and tummy, and that feeling like time has stopped, like the whole universe has paused to prolong that feeling...Yeah! awesome!

RE: DO YOU BELEIVE IN THE MAGIC OF A FIRST KISS???????????????????????????????

On my soul your eyes are burned,
lover's past forever spurned.
One touch from you, my skin does tingle.
How tenderly our breath is mingled.
A single look and my heart swells,
on my lips your kisses dwell.
Give me a kiss,
and to that kiss a score.
Then to that twenty add a hundred more.
A thousand to that hundred.
So kiss on to make that thousand to a million.
Trebble that million,
and when that is done,
let's kiss afresh as when we first begun.


(source unknown)

RE: DO YOU BELEIVE IN THE MAGIC OF A FIRST KISS???????????????????????????????

Don't simply kiss someone; let your lips whisper to theirs and tell them the sweetest and most sincere secret of all

RE: DO YOU BELEIVE IN THE MAGIC OF A FIRST KISS???????????????????????????????

Magicians disappear all the time, but as soon as a regular person does it, everyone is all scared.

"Tom's gone!"

"Is he a magician?"

"No."

"Then let's print up some flyers!"

RE: DO YOU BELEIVE IN THE MAGIC OF A FIRST KISS???????????????????????????????

A kiss is an equation with a sweet simplistic aftermath

RE: THE LEGEND RETURNS!!!

Yoda talking you are.

What's up with that?

RE: THE LEGEND RETURNS!!!

I like to call her Foldy Locks

RE: make a word from the last letter of the word above #3

relish

RE: THE LEGEND RETURNS!!!

So the prophecy has been fulfilled....No hot babe is safe, the luke warm ones are in trouble too. The heart stealer has risen.


Welcome Back!

RE: what suits you best for halloween what would you dress up as.

So you want to be pronged and nibbled do you?


I get the "don't go too deep" thing all the time...I'll try to be careful.

RE: Ok ladies and gents who is you CS secrete crush?

Now who's the bright penny?

RE: Ok ladies and gents who is you CS secrete crush?

Don't wash your middle too long....you'll grow hair on your palms.wave

RE: Ok ladies and gents who is you CS secrete crush?

I have a crush on the lady with the really big eyeball.

RE: Ok ladies and gents who is you CS secrete crush?

I have a little crush on the girl in the pink sweater.

RE: Ok ladies and gents who is you CS secrete crush?

For those that are...here is my secret list of ones that I have not been openly flirty with, and I wish I could run into them at Wal-mart so I could personally seduce them.


knowswhentofold

MT fishing girl

pearl777

lucidblue

hugs n kisses

luciousmile

carebear

jontymc

RE: what suits you best for halloween what would you dress up as.

I just happen to have one.





right....



heredevil

RE: what suits you best for halloween what would you dress up as.

pointingsuddenly hungry for pumpkin pie

RE: Ok ladies and gents who is you CS secrete crush?

I have a secrect crush on Light being leaning over that rail...

Wait a minute...

I have a very public, and embarassing crush on light being leaning over that rail.

RE: Ok ladies and gents who is you CS secrete crush?

Get a secret crush on me and hold me close to your chest why don't ya?

RE: what's your favorite type of dancing?

mattress merengue

RE: who lights you fire for you,who is there when you need a cuddle.

My girlfriend Palmela Handerson

RE: what's your favorite type of dancing?

the horizontal hokey pokey

RE: what suits you best for halloween what would you dress up as.

If we both suck equally...it should be spelled
sixty-nine booyah!

RE: What are you allergic to?

I'm allergic to naked girls. They make my privates get all swollen.

RE: People Judge Us By the Clothes we Wear

A wise policy.


again we thank you for your beautiful breasts.

RE: what suits you best for halloween what would you dress up as.

Oooh I'm going as a vaccum cleaner, because sometimes I suck.

Then I can be Dina's date

RE: what suits you best for halloween what would you dress up as.

I'm going to put on a Tux and pretend I'm 007.

I'm also going to pretend to be Farley's date.

RE: People Judge Us By the Clothes we Wear

Excuse me, but this thread is clearly supposed to be about nudity.scold


Please limit your comments to titties, wangers, or booties.

Thank you for your participation.

and your beautiful breasts.






help

RE: make a word from the last letter of the word above #3

r-tard

RE: make a word from the last letter of the word above #3

existentialism

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