Whenever life gets you down Keeps you wearing a frown And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you’re all out of hope Down at the end of your rope And nobody’s there to throw you a line
If you ever get so low that you don’t know which way to go Come on and take a walk in my shoes Never worry bout a thing, got the world on a string ’Cause I’ve got the cure for all of my blues
I take a look at my enormous member And my troubles start a’meltin’ away I take a look at my enormous member And the happy times are comin’ to stay
I gotta sing and I dance When I glance in my pants And the feelin’s like a sunshine-y day I take a look at my enormous member And everything is goin’ my way
I take a look at my enormous member And my troubles start a’meltin’ away I take a look at my enormous member And the happy times are comin’ to stay
Yeah, I got great big amounts In the place where it counts And the feelin’s like a sunshine-y day I take a look at my enormous member And everything is goin’ my way (my trouser monster) Everything is goin’ my way (my meat is murder) Everything is goin’ my way (…size doesn’t matter…?) Everything is goin’ my way
Once my ex wife surprised me by throwing a firecracker in the shower while I was rinsing shampoo from my hair. I didn't like it at first, but when I settled down it was pretty funny.
On the other hand, if the surprise is a BJ, then I definitely don't want to give one.
That's my answer. In today's society, we simply cannot give a blanket answer to this question, and expect it to cover all women.
The woman should do what is best for her children first. However, staying home is not always the best answer. There is a growing number of two income families, and yet many of these still struggle to make ends meet.
So, the question still remains. Does the woman stay at home and give the children the attention they require, or does she go to work to help provide for them?
Parking attendant for jets at the airport. (I got let go because they caught me on a 80 foot step ladder with a coat hanger...I had locked the keys in)
Disposable lighter repair man.
Parachute ripcord tester.
Whoopee cushion tester.
Test tickles for the tickle me Elmo doll.
Laundrymat dryer lint filter cleaner.
Gumball machine refill operator.
Dog food quality control consultant. (for a Korean restaurant)
Once, when asked to fill in for a public speaker, I explained to the crowd that this was not really my thing. The usual speaker, was a skilled orator, polished, and brilliantly clear like a pane of glass. I on the other hand, was a novice, more like a piece of cardboard used to substitute the missing pane of glass. At the end of the affair, a sweet little lady came over to me and said. "You're no substitute. You're a real pane."
I thought about it last night at bedtime, this morning in the shower, today at work, this evening at dinner, right about now...ooops gonna need a towel
My daughter will always be the number one lady in my life...I find most women respect that. It hasn't really been a problem though. Then again, I haven't attempted any long term relationship since the separation and divorce.
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Whenever life gets you downKeeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you’re all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody’s there to throw you a line
If you ever get so low that you don’t know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry bout a thing, got the world on a string
’Cause I’ve got the cure for all of my blues
I take a look at my enormous member
And my troubles start a’meltin’ away
I take a look at my enormous member
And the happy times are comin’ to stay
I gotta sing and I dance
When I glance in my pants
And the feelin’s like a sunshine-y day
I take a look at my enormous member
And everything is goin’ my way
I take a look at my enormous member
And my troubles start a’meltin’ away
I take a look at my enormous member
And the happy times are comin’ to stay
Yeah, I got great big amounts
In the place where it counts
And the feelin’s like a sunshine-y day
I take a look at my enormous member
And everything is goin’ my way (my trouser monster)
Everything is goin’ my way (my meat is murder)
Everything is goin’ my way (…size doesn’t matter…?)
Everything is goin’ my way