RE: How many men like South Park???

I used to, but they pushed my envelope too far. Now I think that the progaram is a deliberate attempt to systematically undermine the moral fabric of society.

RE: WHAT SAY YOU;ABOUT THE HUNKATHONS

You see?

We're more than just strong arms, and rock soild rythmic body hammering bedroom demigods...

I happen to be able to calculate pore pressure, for rock formations in the Earth's crust, and fingerpaint.

RE: WHAT SAY YOU;ABOUT THE HUNKATHONS

Well then...

I'l just scoot a little closer then we can drool on each other.

RE: WHAT SAY YOU;ABOUT THE HUNKATHONS

What you 'talkin bout deb?

40's hot all over.

RE: WHAT SAY YOU;ABOUT THE HUNKATHONS

I've had enough of this!


Al of us hunks are getting sick an tired of you ladies lurking around here, leering at our glistening bodies, salivating over our "bulges" as if they were boxes of bon bon's. What us hunks really want is a woman who can appreciate us for our mind, and appreciate it when we take the trash to the curb on garbage day.


Right fellow hunks?

RE: Single men on CS

<===Noble savage

Knows when to be gentle, and when to take what he wants. The key to this man's heart is currently gaurded exclusively by his daughter.

RE: Some of the Funniest Sayings on T-shirts...........

The Koran...Now in Two-Ply

Coming soon...Ultra Koran quilted with aloe and vitamin E

RE: 5' Women and 6' Men...any reason for concern?

After some recent research, the qualitative data suggests that with at least one couple it's really friggin nice.

So....tell me ladies.

Well?

RE: Hey Guys Do you like it when a female askes you out on a date?

I like it.

RE: This has nothing to do with dating, but ... young love is.

"Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep burning, unquenchable."

--Henry Ward Beecher (1813-1887), American clergyman

RE: An apology to the masses

<=====Poor Judgement Olympic Gold Medalist

RE: Is it better for men to have 2 or more women at the same time?

It is intrinsically bad to have two women at the same time.
It is further inherently bad to have one also.

RE: If you could become invisible and reappear at will. What would you do.

Well since nobody could see what I look like, I could get ont he internet and pretend to be Emilio Estevez, and nobody would know that I wasn't because they wouldn't be able to see that I'm obviously not Emilio Estevez because I'd be invisible. Pretty good idea huh?

RE: Given the Choice or ability

1) I can already read her mind, I just can't "prove" it when she denies it.

2) In our entire relationship she has been deeply in love with me for about 90 days. So, there's that.

3) What's the point?

RE: Comedians only!

AWESOME

RE: true meanings of flowers

Looks like Jesse Ventura has moved to VA


Ha haaaaaaa

RE: Comedians only!

Jokes

AND

rhymes

I'm so godddammm well rounded, c'mon ladies

RE: Comedians only!

Now I challenge the largest or the phattest joke throwin' acrobatist to come alive and try to show me what's the status.

RE: Comedians only!

I saw a bumper sticker in Missouri that read, "Welcome to Cattle Country. Smell our Dairy Air."


Now that's funny

RE: true meanings of flowers

Orchid blossoms signify losing virginity on prom night.

RE: What a Dog Teaches a Boy.

A dog teaches a boy that establishing dominance over other males by mounting and dry humping them is only acceptable in dog societies.

RE: are you guarded

<=====Glutton for punishment

RE: Don't make me

Hall of Fame athletes, Kareem Abdul Jabaar (basketball), Al Coffee (hockey), and Sugar Ray Leonard (boxing) team together to open a chain of stores that rival Starbuck's. They call it "Coffee, Kareem, and Sugar".

RE: Should I try dating local women?

No way.

Date women from Uzbekistan, or the Czech Republic.

RE: Ever think...

Mmmmmmmm...crow...I eat it all the time.

RE: Who On The CS Forums Doesn't Believe in Divorce,Despite If Ur Single Or Married?

I hate divorce, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it. And yet, it happens.

RE: What's your Birth Order?

Oldest of four boys.

It has influenced my being by making me an unconscionable bully.

RE: Who On The CS Forums Doesn't Believe in Divorce,Despite If Ur Single Or Married?

These sentiments are worth sharing. May you find one who will honor such virtuous sensibilities. You deserve it.

RE: eyes

t'es mingon, doux, bien-élevé, avenant, aimable, allons au bal.
t'aimes voyager?

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