RE: Sometimes a cat will think of this.

My cat is a hard core flirt, and she posts here often, and says all the right things.

RE: WHAT WOULD BE YOUR IDEA OF AN ENJOYABLE DATE?

A date with Wikked.smitten

RE: Dear god forgive me

Even if it's non-comedogenic?banana

oh, and...what's comedogenic mean?

RE: Dear god forgive me

Forgive me for having inapropriate thoughts about Wikked when I shower, and for what the soap had to endure.

RE: Have You Ever Been Pick Up In a Bar?

That wasn't you...was it?

RE: Is "separated" single?

confused I can't say unequivocally. There are too many mitigating circumstances.confused

RE: Favorite Restaurant For First Date

I can make sweet desserts, or naughty ones.grin

RE: Favorite Restaurant For First Date

Alright dudes, don't bogard my moves...
If the date is agreeable I like to invite them over, and cook for them (I love to show off). I have a really sharp V-neck black apron, I wear it with a white shirt and tie, black slacks, and serve the dinner personally, candles and other embellishments of course.

Even if you do use the idea fellas, y'all don't know my recipes.peace

RE: Whats the last thing you want to hear on your wedding night?

You're hurting my nuts dude.barf

RE: This is for the Women- Do you find femanine men more attractive?

If I had a feminine side, the first thing I'd do is touch it.blushing

RE: WHICH CARTOON CHARACTER IS YOU??

Space Ghost

RE: Is there another word for synonym?

Synonym = same as Metonym

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

A Hedberg: I just bought a King Sized Bed. I don't know any Kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Martha got offended when I used the word puke, but to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Does anyone remember, "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey"?

Here's a classic example:

"Love is not something that you can tie up with chains and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is when you really like a person alot."


Anyone else got one?

RE: I Need Ideas For What Kind of Tatoo to get?

Really, they use needles?

Because mine were licked on by kittens.

(I love that episode of Friends)

RE: I Need Ideas For What Kind of Tatoo to get?

If you want to be representative of yourself and your daughter, you can't go wrong with letters. In order to avoid the common, don't go with Old English, Asian, or Tribal, be original and...(I wonder if I should give away original ideas...hmmmm...oh, what the heck) have your daughter's name transliterated into Greek or Hebrew. Make sure the letters are large enough to form an arm-band or span your shoulders.

RE: I Need Ideas For What Kind of Tatoo to get?

How about if you get a tatoo of your butt, on your butt, now that would be awesome.

RE: If you could leave with just the clothes on your back. Where would you go?

Torontogrin

RE: Which one of these..

On the subject of non-smoking lifeboats (or off the subject maybe).

I once heard a comedian say that it doesn't matter if smoking were banned throughout the entire United States, there would still be people fourteen miles off the coast treading water and puffing away. laugh

RE: What has everybody done here to loose weight or to maintain your weight????

<=====13.92 stone (195 lbs)

RE: What has everybody done here to loose weight or to maintain your weight????

I lost about 15 lbs. once by simply giving up soda pops, Ice cream, and other sweets, fresh fruits, for the sweet tooth, and only water juice or milk to drink, simple and effective. I also lost another 40 lbs. by quitting my office job and working outdoors (more healthy and more fulfilling).

RE: Installing a Breathalyzer on my keyboard.

Hey paws, did you see the recipe I added to your pesto pasta thread?

RE: A WEDDING MADE IN C.S. HEAVEN...

What a day! I sit calmy in my rented cyber tux. There is no slouch in my posture as I ruefully watch the lovely Wikked walk down the cyber aisle in her Wikked gown. I am upright and devout as I wait, serene and without fear because I know what must be done. Courage wells up within me as that anticipated moment draws near.

Finally the moment arrives. The cyber priest has come to the words, "Now if there be anyone present who knows a reason why these two should not be joined together in cyber-matrimony let him speak..."

"I object cyber father!", I shout, as I saunter down the asile toward them, my gaze focused on my beloved Wikked. "I love this woman, and she loves me.", I pronounce as I take her by the hand and pull her near. "I never thought she would go this far to provoke me to action."

I gently cup her neck in my hand, then pull her close, eyes closed, lips parted. Our breath mixes as our lips touch, and time stands still for us. Sorry John!

RE: BUILT FOR COMFORT NOT FOR SPEED....

I like to consider myself a connoisseur of the feminine form. Although I cannot abide extremes like the emaciated so-called model, or uncontrolled obesity, I delight in almost everything else in between.

RE: Hello out there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Plus, I like to show off with fancy words.

RE: you have one wish per day, what would it be?

to go an a date with each of the ladies above me.

RE: Hello out there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Personally, I enjoy your posts, and your wanton bacchanalian flair.

RE: YOUR ROCK BOTTOM.....

By the grace of God I have never had to hit the bottom to see that I need to change. However, I have been close, but the worst I ever was...you'd think I was making it up if I told it.

RE: I'm making Pasta with Pesto.

Use some pesto for...

Tuscany Bread--

Start with Italian bread slices, spread them with pesto, ad some fresh spinach leaves, a blend of shredded mozzerella & muenster cheeses, diced tomatoes, then toast until cheese is melted.


mmmmmmmmmmm

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