You know what, I used to work power line construction. I have spent some time in the Florida Panhandle. I did storm relief on hurricane Frances, and Dennis.
You know when that certain someone goes into the restroom to freshen up, and then comes out wearing a skeleton costume? Now that really scares me in a relationship!
I guess one of the airport's security staff got suspicious when they saw one of the poodles sniffing the other poodles butt...with a rolled up twenty dollar bill.
I'm gonna write whatever I want to. Whoever is offended by it is the one with the problem, not me. Now, that doesn't mean that I will be completely inconsiderate, or unapologetic. No! I will use a certain level of discrection, or decorum as the situation warrants. However, I will not attempt to tailor every post to appeal to the sensibilities of every individual. What for? They have the right to participate or refrain, just like I do. I understand that I don't have the right to be disruptive, but I just really ain't gonna spend a whole helluva lotta time trying to decide if my comments are P.C. Here is a case in point (a rather extreme one, but it really happened): A really sweet girl on CS would occasionally send me a friendly little note or flower. No big deal, right? Well when I sent a little thank you back, I would try to be creative, or witty. Then she would respond to me "I was only being friendly." OooooKaaaaay!?!? Then she would keep on sending. So I tried to tone my replies down a little. "Look I'm just being friendly, that's all!", she would reply. Whatever!!! It didn't matter what I wrote in response, she took it as me making a pass at her or something (psycho, don't flatter yourself). Finally I just quit responding to her, and she quit sending. (What a freak!) Now with all that said...If you go around "joking" about women being high maintenance...whatever kick in the balls you get, you had comin' so I hope you're wearing a cup!
The way she walks. I might be delusional (maybe most probably), but I believe that I can glean certain things about people by how they interact. I'm not saying I know all about them, not even alot about them. However, I do believe that I can make certain generalizations about a person. And the answer to your question is the way she walks. Tomboy types have a kind of slightly leaning forward, dumpy sort of walk. The type I think you described (no matter how they're dressed) have what I call the little girl walk. Watch almost any young girl aged 5-9 years old walk. If you see a grown woman with the same walk, she is the woman that is still in little girl mode throwing fits, and trying to manipulate to get things her way. Women walking around with their arms folded across their chest, are either insecure, or in the freezer section at the store (freezer sections tend to make women insecure, who knows why). Feminine to the core, walk with an elegant fluid switch of the hips. They glide effortlessly to their destination, their waist sways like a hypnotic pendulum that magnetically turns the head of every man in the vecinity. Okay?
Cowardly is the answer you are looking for. You must know that this is not anything new. Ever hear of a "Dear John (or Jane) letter"? It's been happening since quill and parchment or longer.
I have always been Sofa King jealous of the Machster. All of the ladies love him....all of them! I mean, c'mon the guy doesn't even have a nose. Shouldn't that send out some red flags to you girls? If he doesn't have a nose, how does he know when to put on deodorant, or if he wiped his butt good enough? Besides, you Sofa King know that this is not your last question!
Yeah Wayne is Sofa King down to earth, and Sofa King cool. Did you ever get a tatto Wayno? Because if you did...that would Sofa King secure your citizenship in coolville.
Rythm and Blues, although most of the newer stuff is disappointing, Al Green, and Barry White never fail to please. I also like Rob Isley, Burt Baccaracht, Marvin Gaye, Johnny Gill, Troop, Ralph Tresvant, Guy, et al.
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RE: Getting some...........
What's going on Maggie? Can I get some?