diogenes Forum Posts (4,761)

RE: are you a sensible person, or are you a waster.

I am a waster....mostly of time.

RE: HOW HONEST ARE YOU ..IF YOU FOUND $1MILLION DOLLARS IN A BREIFCASE LEFTED IN A PUBLIC .....

Honest People don't carry that amount of cash around in a briefcase. I would take it.

RE: Why do we become so giving and compassionate at Xmas time ?

You won't be accused of bieng a Humbug the rest of the year...so who cares?

RE: who's the most travelled person on connectingsingles ?..how many countries have you been to ?..and

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Pittsburgh
Parkersburg
Gravelbourg
Colorado
Ellensburg
Rexburg
Vicksburg
Eldorado
Larimore
Atmore
Haverstraw
Chatanika
Chaska
Nebraska
Alaska
Opelika
Baraboo
Waterloo
Kalamazoo
Kansas City
Sioux City
Cedar City
Dodge City

What A Pity
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been everywhere

RE: who's the most travelled person on connectingsingles ?..how many countries have you been to ?..and

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Louisville
Nashville
Knoxville
Ombabika
Schefferville
Jacksonville
Waterville
Costa Rica
Pittsfield
Springfield
Bakersfield
Shreveport
Hackensack
Cadillac
Fond du Lac
Davenport
Idaho
Jellico
Argentina
Diamantina
Pasadena
Catalina

See What I Mean

RE: who's the most travelled person on connectingsingles ?..how many countries have you been to ?..and

gambling in Shreveport

RE: who's the most travelled person on connectingsingles ?..how many countries have you been to ?..and

Longview, TX is in the Northeast corner of the State between Dallas and Shreveport, LA on Interstate 20.

RE: who's the most travelled person on connectingsingles ?..how many countries have you been to ?..and

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Boston
Charleston
Dayton
Louisiana
Washington
Houston
Kingston
Texarkana
Monterey
Ferriday
Santa Fe
Tallapoosa
Glen Rock
Black Rock
Little Rock
Oskaloosa
Tennessee
Tinnesay
Chicopee
Spirit Lake
Grand Lake
Devil's Lake
Crater Lake

For Pete's Sake

RE: does the price or quantity influence you

I don't understand the question

RE: who's the most travelled person on connectingsingles ?..how many countries have you been to ?..and

This is a perfect thread for a little Johnny Cash:

I was toting my pack along the long dusty Winnemucca road
When along came a semi with a high canvas covered load
If your goin' to Winnemucca, Mack with me you can ride
And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand
And I said, "Listen! I've traveled every road in this here land!"

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Reno
Chicago
Fargo
Minnesota
Buffalo
Toronto
Winslow
Sarasota
Wichita
Tulsa
Ottawa
Oklahoma
Tampa
Panama
Mattawa
LaPaloma
Bangor
Baltimore
Salvador
Amarillo
Tocapillo
Barranquilla
And Padilla

RE: The Myth of Romanic Love and Marriage

Well, you love me for example!


I'm just saying...

RE: The Myth of Romanic Love and Marriage

I don't believe you!

RE: Christmas Time Traditions Old and New

I am a humbug at Christmas.

Not like, "BAH! HUMBUG!"

It's more like maybe if I'm really quiet no one will notice that I'm a humbug. I don't really know what my deal is. I just don't like Christmas anymore. I haven't for probably eight years or so I've felt this way. I don't hate it. I don't want to ruin anyone else's fun. I get presents for my daughter so that her Daddy's not the only Christmas hating a**hole in her life. Other than that, I could seriously do without it.

RE: Come in and grab a seat

I love grabbing seats!

<grabs oslo's seat>
<grabs kissme's seat>
<gives plains a pat on the seat in a purely "good game dude" sort of way>



This thread is awesome!

RE: If you could name one cartoon that changed your life which would it be?

Wizards


It had curse words in it. Suddenly, at age 8, I was an adult.

RE: Night!

Good Night Hon!

I Will Do Anything For A Thread

They can watch my crack....


At 36 I'm still very fast.

I Will Do Anything For A Thread

I will ask a stranger to wash my back.

RE: Bad boys come first?

Bad Boys come all over the place.

RE: Las Manchester

I read a story called the Japanese Magician.

The man was a prisoner of war in China. The Chinese prison guards particularly disliked this guy. They threw him in a cage naked with a half starved tiger. The Jap screams, punches the tiger in the nose, then jumps on its back and strangles it.



That tiger was screwed!

No scientists needed.

I Will Do Anything For A Thread

I'm going to bath on the street with one of those camping showers later.

RE: Las Manchester

Mayweath himself admitted that his body is deteriorating. When he's training on camera I can see it too. He throw's shoe shine punches to protect his hands.

Perhaps Mayweather goes all out off camera. Who knows?
We know he stays in top condition continuously.
We know he is a pugilistic scientist, highly skilled, no question there.
Instinct will kick in, and he won't be saving his hands tonight.

I watched Mayweather mock Hatton's primal nature in the ring. I don't think science can override primal instinct...the primal nature in an intrinsic part of the science.


I love boxing!

RE: Las Manchester

That's precisely what I mean...Mayweather's taken confidence way over the top. He's an a**hole.

RE: Las Manchester

I heard the number was upwards of 20,000 British fans...a British assault they called it.

RE: Las Manchester

That would be Awesome if Mayweather went down in the first.

I would be stoked.

RE: Las Manchester

Whenever Lennox Lewis fought American Opponents I stuck with the home team.

I can't speak for the rest of America, but the thing I don't like about Mayweather is all of the Pomp and Splendor.

RE: Las Manchester

That's a characteristic that I admire in Hatton for sure.

I've been stuck in a Hotel in Houston all weekend watching Mayweather Hatton 24/7.

Mayweather is no joke...believe that. There are some things about him that I respect and admire.

It's going to be a great bout. I hope I don't miss it working.

RE: Las Manchester

I routing for Hatton.

RE: second hand

I bought a second hand security guard uniform.

Then I cut the butt out of the pants and walked around the mall bare assed to see what would happen.

RE: DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER HALL AND OATES?

You cant escape my
Private eyes
Theyre watching you
They see your every move
Private eyes
Theyre watching you
Private eyes
Theyre watching you watching you watching you watching you




(the stalker theme song)