Flirt With Me

I'm supposed to get her Wednesday....However, there's been talk about cancelling our days off.

Flirt With Me

She's four.

Flirt With Me

It's Monday, and I've worked 52 hours since Saturday.

Flirt With Me

¿Qué hondas muchacha?

Flirt With Me

I'm out of town, missed my daughter's birthday yesterday, feeling lonely and blue. I need some attention...Cheer me up.

RE: The Magicle Bone Dance

Good one

RE: How do you cope with people who tell lies?

I like to play "Columbo" with them.

Act all stupid, and ask the glaringly obvious questions that undermine thier deceptive creativity, then act surprised when it all falls apart.

RE: little things in life

I've never met a midget. I know a girl that's pretty close though, like 4'6" or something.

RE: Being single will kill you.

I was listening to a CD of Love songs today while driving. I almost wanted to cry. I miss that feeling too.

RE: IF YOU COULD BE ANY SUPERHERO EVER, WHO WOULD YOU BE AND WHY?

I grew some really big pork chop sideburns one time. They called me x-man at work for a while.

RE: WHO WANNA KNOW ME?

cswelcome

Pleased to meet you guy!

RE: where would you take your man..lady to on the first date.mmmm??

(in my best Jill Scott voice)

Let's take, a long walk, around the park, after dark
Find a spot for us to spark conversation, verbal elation, stimulation
Share our situations, temptation, education, relaxation, elevation,
or maybe we can talk about Revelations 3:17
Or maybe we can see a movie, or maybe we can see a play on
Saturday, or maybe we can roll a tree, or feel the breeze and listen to a
symphony, or maybe chill and just be, or maybe
Maybe we can take a cruise and listen to the Roots, or maybe eat
some passion fruit, or maybe cry to the blues, or maybe we can just be silent.

RE: would you quit smoking?

I don't think I've ever smoked for two years continuously though.

RE: would you quit smoking?

That's me too

since age 19

I recently started again this past March or April

RE: would you quit smoking?

I'm going to enjoy a Marlboro right now.....

Unless anyone wants to start a serious relationship.

smoking

RE: where would you take your man..lady to on the first date.mmmm??

First date, laundry mat.

I can wash my dirty coveralls, there's plenty of time to talk, and....if things don't click, she won't feel bad about walking out of a laundrymat. It's not like being stuck at dinner or a movie. Plus, movies don't allow talk time.

Ooh or a bookstore!

Plenty of time to talk, find out about each other's interests. They usually have coffee, tea, or latte's. And, if things go well...we can buy a kama sutra, and get sore muscles trying to bend all those different ways.devil

RE: Taste of kiss...

It's like whispering a secret to your lover's mouth, a secret of the heart, it tastes like heaven.

RE: Taste of kiss...

Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said to be carried in one's breath.

Kissing keeps our mouths from speaking because silence is where souls meet.

Such a sweet taste when your lips press firmly against mine. One on one we become. We now breathe as one.

You know you're head-over-heals whenever you get that warm exciting tingle that starts at the lips and flows to the tips of your toes during every kiss.


I love kissing too.

Me Pants Fall Down

Our lips unite
beneath the light
of a moon and starlit sky
tongues dart
breath mingles
time stops
love tingles
hearts pound
Earth twirls

That's why boys kiss girls

Me Pants Fall Down

Love me girl and I'll love you back
Now I'm hopin that you hear me
cause I love it when you're near me
And I know you know I knew this
so I guess that we can do this
Allright, sing it with me again, c'mon
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back

RE: what frightens you most ..ie ;the future, relationships,fear of flying ,losing someone you love

I'm afraid of limmericks

Me Pants Fall Down

Allright that's cool, now let's change it up a little.
If you play with my tummy, I'll tickle your feet.
You know?
If you touch me here, I'll touch you there.

RE: what frightens you most ..ie ;the future, relationships,fear of flying ,losing someone you love

I'm glad you brought this up.

Anytime you see a container with a skull and crossed bones on it. Be sure to keep it away from children. Because, there might be a skeleton costume in the container, and a kid could put it on and really scare you.

Me Pants Fall Down

And I guess you wanna know if I'm gonna be around;
I ain't sho, but I'll tell you what I do know.
If you kiss me, then I'll kiss you back.
kiss

Me Pants Fall Down

Well...Kissimee and I'll Kissuback.kiss

RE: Ahy Hemophilians in the house?

Nothing wrong at all hon...forgive me.

RE: Ahy Hemophilians in the house?

Right!

If that's what you're into....Who am I to judge?

Me Pants Fall Down

Me nah gwon stop postin' up 'ere 'til y'all chuck over laughin'

RE: Ahy Hemophilians in the house?

Yeah, I know....but what a crazy question.

RE: Ahy Hemophilians in the house?

Anybody got Fibromyalgia?wave

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