RE: Ahy Hemophilians in the house?

WTFconfused

RE: What kind of fashion ur in???

I'm almost always wearing coverall, with a t-shirt and shorts underneath, and lace-up work boots.

Right this minute I have on some dark brown flat front dockers, and a ribbed sky blue button down shirt by J.Ferrar.

RE: Feeling kind of bummed out!

Ick!

I don't even know what to say.

RE: WHAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF ' A REAL WOMAN ' ?.......

I was married to an absolutely wonderful woman. We were together eight years. I got carried away with alcohol, and that was all ruined. My second marriage was probably doomed from the start. Getting sober didn't save it, but being drunk certainly didn't help.

I'll have two years of sobriety in January, and I'm looking for someone special.

RE: What chat up line would you use on the person above if u met them in a pub ? hehe

My fingertips scan flesh so supple
No longer a couple like two in one skin
Where do you end and where do I begin
Both brains become one mind sensually
Every nerve becoming it's own individual entity
With its own lusts, it's own needs to serve
Longing for the love of all the other nerves
As they writhe and twist in satisfaction
In the burning chill of pleasure we bathe
Engulfing, encompassing like a cataclysmic shockwave
Of an impact so deep, but not one of destruction
But of creation, elation in the re-making
No faking in the relation, no taking in the relation
Just giving of their persona becoming lovers after making love

RE: What chat up line would you use on the person above if u met them in a pub ? hehe

Let me show your mind a new freaky side of love.
Open up you flower please let me taste your love.
Honeysuckle sweet, can't stop till I get ever drip drop on my tongue.
Hitting every spot of you, what you gonna do?
Your body is the rhythm of the boom in the room.
Up and down it seems to go,
Oh my god I think I'm 'bout to explode!

RE: What chat up line would you use on the person above if u met them in a pub ? hehe

I'll take you any way I can get you.

RE: What chat up line would you use on the person above if u met them in a pub ? hehe

I'd like to give your Daddy a call and thank him for spending time with your Mama.

What's your frequency, and can I come there frequently?

RE: Did M.C Hammer get hit by car.?

He's too legit to get hit

uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh


Stop

Hammer Time

RE: how do you feel when you realise that you have been played with !

I usually feel satisfied after being played with.laugh


Okay, now what's this thread really about?dunno uh oh

RE: about toy boys!

FESTIS!

What's happenin' Captain?

RE: Ladies, what do think of Mexican Men and other Latin Men.

I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)

RE: What's the first thing you think about after getting up in the morning?

Damn!

I could sharpen Ginsu knives with that thing!

RE: make a word from the last letter of the word above #3

centrifugal

RE: What chat up line would you use on the person above if u met them in a pub ? hehe

Now we're talkin!

RE: WHAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF ' A REAL WOMAN ' ?.......

(in my best Alicia Keys voice)



She walks the mile; makes you smile, all the while
being true
Don't take for granted the passions that she has
for you
You will lose, if you choose, to refuse to put her first
She will and she can find a man who knows
her worth!

'Cause a real man knows a real woman when he
sees her
And a real woman knows a real man
Ain't 'fraid to please her
And a real woman knows a real man always
comes first
And a real man just can't deny
A woman's worth

RE: What chat up line would you use on the person above if u met them in a pub ? hehe

Careful, it might be loaded.

RE: What chat up line would you use on the person above if u met them in a pub ? hehe

I'll bounce you around like a circus act.cartwheel

RE: make a word from the last letter of the word above #3

dream

RE: What chat up line would you use on the person above if u met them in a pub ? hehe

Then what?

RE: What chat up line would you use on the person above if u met them in a pub ? hehe

Sugar Smacks?

RE: What chat up line would you use on the person above if u met them in a pub ? hehe

Red Hair...Fire in the Hole!


or so I've been told.help

RE: which one comes first when dating? physical appeal or personality?

I'm sure your breath is nice and flowery too.

Hiiiiidey-ho Kyle!

RE: WOT R U EATING RIGHT NOW?

I'm about to go and prepare a big whopping bowl of home made vanilla ice cream with peaches. Then I will proceed to pig out before laying down to ensure maximum calorie retention. Can you say "comfort food"?

RE: has anyone else been taken...?

I don't know.

Sort of I guess.

I just never really expect anything. So if it falls off, I'm not too disappointed, and if it works out, I'll be pleasantly surprised.

RE: G'nite

gnite cute socks btw

RE: WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE LIKE ABOUT YOU ?

Cute dimples!

RE: WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE LIKE ABOUT YOU ?

I've got the Kavorka Jerry!

RE: WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE LIKE ABOUT YOU ?

dunno

RE: The Redhead and Baldie Flirtin Orgie

How about a cocktail smokies?

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