diogenes Forum Posts

May 25, 2006

RE: Misheard lyrics - - Also known as 'Mondegreens'.

"Big ol' Jet Airliner"--Bingo Jed had a light on

A friend thought (even in his adult years) that Bob Dylan sang about Knockin' on Kevin's door, and wondered who Kevin was and why he was so important.

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May 24, 2006

RE: MY LIFE IS BAGGAGE????

DAMN!!!!

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May 24, 2006

RE: MY LIFE IS BAGGAGE????

Seriously, though...that is a wrong attitude for men to have. Especially on here. I haven't seen the census, but I would wager most of us are recycled singles. A personality is the sum of inherited and acquired characteristics. Without a history, and without our experiences, then what is left?

By the way Wikked,

me too, with you

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May 24, 2006

RE: Kids are so great!

Last night, my two-year-old girl was doing the robot.

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May 24, 2006

RE: MY LIFE IS BAGGAGE????

Tell you what Wikked...
Rough and smooth is what I'm all about.
Shoot the finger at those guys.
I'll rough them up.
And, together we can smooth things out.

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May 24, 2006

RE: Kids are so great!

I have learned that the face of a child can say it all....
especially the mouth part of the face.

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May 24, 2006

RE: Heros in our lifes...

All of my heros are autodidactic.

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May 24, 2006

RE: What would you bring on a picnic?

Good idea with the rubber gloves, that way the food can be served without fear of spreading bacteria from under the finger nails.

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May 24, 2006

RE: Do You Believe In Falling In Love On Line?

I mean 5 of 10

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May 24, 2006

RE: Do You Believe In Falling In Love On Line?

5 of 9

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OPMay 24, 2006

Guess what I heard

Hey!

I ain't got no problem with 'em...

Long as I got my potpie and my remote control...

I won't smack her in the mouth...

See, everbody's happy.

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May 23, 2006

RE: Who Adds Value to this Site ?

That paws dude is allright with me.

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May 23, 2006

RE: AGE differences

I'm a real weirdo on this one. I've always been attracted to older women. I've always dated younger women. Best bed time...older. Also, I'm 34, and alot of people think I look 24, and now when I meet women my own age...they seem like older women.

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May 23, 2006

RE: Do You Believe In Falling In Love On Line?

4 of 7

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May 23, 2006

RE: tasting women.............

Yeah.

Water droplets off of freshly showered skin, or the nape of the neck where salty perspiration intermingles with make up and perfume, or the taste of a kiss after a sweet treat, or the taste of nectar from the feminine flower. Yes I appreciate the all of the sensory delights of a female.

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May 23, 2006

RE: Do You Believe In Falling In Love On Line?

I do.
I just joined a couple of weeks ago, and I'm already in love with three of six ladies posted here.

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May 23, 2006

RE: Manipulative

I tell you what...
I'll tell you how much time I spend manipulating if you type the letter <jay> five times.

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May 23, 2006

RE: I'm bummed, I'm sick and my eye is swolen shut

Hey guy.

You're good enough, you're smart enough...and gosh darnit, people like you.

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OPMay 23, 2006

Guess what I heard

O.k.

Some like 'em rough.
Some like 'em smooth.
Some like 'em smooth with rough edges.

How's this then?

Pet my puppy @$%#%!!

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May 22, 2006

RE: hello everybody

How do you do?

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OPMay 22, 2006

Guess what I heard

Some lady today told me that some women aren't happy with a respectable man with integrity, sensativity, and those other characteristics that are supposed to be desirable. It seems that they are actually drawn to the guys with the opposite characteristics, and if those guys try to straighten up, then they aren't wanted anymore.

C'mon, that ain't true. Is it?

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May 22, 2006

RE: What problem in your life.................

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

I wish I could keep my family together, but that is something I cannot change. My wife is on the way to Kansas right now, and the divorce is in the mail.

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May 22, 2006