alabamabebe Forum Posts (4,404)

RE: Hello..i am new here

Hiya, welcome to the funny farm!

Just what we need here, another gorgeous Irish girl!

J/K, have fun!

RE: How quickly do you move w/ a new relationship?

I'd have a hard time moving anywhere cause I wouldn't want to be away from my granddaughter. Can't imagine any man making me as happy as getting to hold her and see her grow up. Here lately I'm only dating locals, it's a lot less complicated.

RE: I'm Back-just wanted to reintroduce myself

Welcome back to the funny farm. No one ever stays gone, the men in white coats always find you and bring you back where you belong!

RE: Romantism does not survive!

Already doing that! If anybody wants to help, I can handle that too.

RE: Romantism does not survive!

Charmers are the worst scammers, cause they are scamming themselves. They have to convince themselves first so they can convince you. Do not fall for words, hearts and flowers, no matter how beautiful. In fact, the more beautful they are, the less likely they'll be to stand the test of real life. Don't bring me roses, plant me a garden.

RE: How quickly do you move w/ a new relationship?

There is no such thing as meeting online, that is a complete fantasy. When I talk to someone online, I like for it to move to phone and then actually meeting irl as quickly as possible, only way to know if you're going to hit it off or not. Then you can find out all about them, see where and how they live, what kind of personality they have when there's not a computer to hide behind. Otherwise you're just penpals, and there's way too much room there for hiding things, like a wife and kids.

RE: new

Welcome to the funny farm. Where we don't worry much about programming the future, just filling up the present!

RE: What are the benefits of chocolates?

Ymmmmm, got a recipe?

RE: Do You Think.....

As long as you keep going north you can't miss it!

RE: Since I've been back

Not sure how much more I can take. Can hardly turn on the TV anymore cause I don't want to hear about it, and now I can't even get away from it here.

RE: New to CS..Thought i would say "HI"

Hi Rob, welcome to the funny farm.

Straight jacket optional but recommended.

RE: Since I've been back

Sure as heck doesn't sound free and happy!

RE: How do you feel about your photo rating here?

I don't care about my overall rating, but I leave it on to see who likes my picture, if they are anywhere nearby and I like their profile I'll send em a flower, or rate their picture in case they check it. And ain't this great, men 41+ rate me best, talk about demograpics! I clear all my ratings out every so often so I get a frest start. Some little jerk 26-32 just rated me a 1, I'm so freakin' heartbroken.

RE: Are the Dems so scared of Palin that...

Please, Obama isn't about change. He's doing the same thing Democrats have always done, promise the little people prosperity by taking it from the rich people, exploiting class envy. I like rich people, if it weren't for them, none of the rest of us would have jobs. And no country has ever taxed itself into prosperity.

RE: Helppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

First thing to me, lighten up. Looking for a soulmate ... willing to relocate ... that's a bit too big of an order. Your profile should tell about you, what you like to do, and what kind of person you like. The dog pic is great, tell about him/her in your profile. Some of the others look just alike, could get rid of a few of them. If you're going to mention your disability in the profile, tell what it is and do it in an upbeat positive way. Have some fun with your profile, and don't ask for anything but friendship, the rest will happen when it's supposed to happen.

RE: Are the Dems so scared of Palin that...

C'mon Des, you know that's not true, 50 years ago he couldn't have even run, much less won the Dem nomination. And I would really like to like him, I do like him personally, his personality has McCain beat hands down. But his politics scare the cr@p outta me. What I think is kinda funny, at work everyone I talked to was for Hillary at first, till he started leading, now you should see all the Obama Tshirts. Nothing like jumping on the bandwagon with a brother once he starts pulling ahead.

RE: if u could describe your life with one word what would it be?

Ongoing.

RE: Republicans trick people into voting for them

NoMcSame, real original name ya got there.

RE: Why?

Heck, I don't even get the scammers!

RE: bumper stickers...

This one is so me, I'm going to retire for the night with it.

Sometimes I wonder ... "Why is that Frisbee gettting bigger?"
... and then it hits me!

RE: bumper stickers...

If I'm a danger to myself, just think what I could do to you.

RE: bumper stickers...

Yes you have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to think you're stupid.

RE: bumper stickers...

Ran into my ex ...
Put it in reverse and hit him again!

RE: Too Much Too Soon?

I would delete it without a second thought. But that's just me, what's to question?

RE: The Perfect Man

Ya got that right!

RE: 'WHEN IS IT GOOD TO BE BAD?'

It is not good to be bad in bed though!

RE: Was i really that rude ??????

Most of us knew that!

RE: The way to a womans heart!!!!!!!!!!

The original saying was the way to a man's heart is through a bullet hole in his chest.

RE: Women 'more prone to nightmares'

Eww, no thank you.

Actually I can't remember the last time I had a nightmare. Guess we're the exception to the rule.

RE: The way to a womans heart!!!!!!!!!!

You stole that one from us women!