Dominatrix Forum Posts (1,065)

BOB vs MAN

haha

who has seen betty's tongue on graham norton??

google if if youve never heard of it

the uk ppls will know what im talking about

BOB vs MAN

...........BOB doesnt have smelly feet

BOB vs MAN

...................a BOB dont take ages making his mind up

and never suffers with shrinkage !!!

BOB vs MAN

hahahaa

ive seen that

BOB vs MAN

.......... and theres always a new and improved BOB out there in the shops

BOB vs MAN

nah ........bobs the best lol

he dont let you down

dont get tired

never complains

and dont moan when ya go shopping either lol

and with ever ready batteries it lasts the distance

BOB vs MAN

hahaaha

aint that the truth

we even have virgin pregnancies now, with the aid of a turkey baster and a willing donor lol

RE: Some favorite lyrics or poems

CREEP ..Radiohead

When you were here before,
Couldn't look you in your eye
You're just like an angel,
Your skin makes me cry

You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so f**king special

But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul

I want you to notice
when I'm not around
You're so f**king special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh

She's running out again
She's running out
She run run run run...
run...

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so f**king special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here

I don't belong here...

BOB vs MAN

BOB = Battery Operated Boyfriend

RE: Hate Mondays.....

its a luvverrly monday here

sun shining.( well trying to)

birds singing

gonna be a nice day

BOB vs MAN

Who is the winner ??

RE: Announcing the UN-hunkathon; An un-contest for the unpopular, lumpy, dumpy & grumpy...

i would be if i could find the un horses

RE: Announcing the UN-hunkathon; An un-contest for the unpopular, lumpy, dumpy & grumpy...

yes


i am very un-sure about the un-rules

RE: Announcing the UN-hunkathon; An un-contest for the unpopular, lumpy, dumpy & grumpy...

hmmmmmmm

an un-dressed un-judge

is un-derware allowed?

RE: Announcing the UN-hunkathon; An un-contest for the unpopular, lumpy, dumpy & grumpy...

can i be an un-judge ?

RE: rugby......

you sure its the teeth and not the gumshields ??

RE: your motto

life itself is the proper binge

RE: Should

so
you go and we go for a spin around the bedroom ??

RE: Should

thanks i looked it up

what an ugly car

RE: how do you like it nice and slow first.

ohhhhhhh

i get why its in the joke section now

RE: Should

whats a yugo?


yugo here there and everywhere ??

RE: what womans need as females...? same position or right position.....??

ok

what about the left position or the standing positon

or the sitting in front of the tv with a good book position??

RE: Which T.V. programs do you like to watch? (good idea of our personalities ;o) )

the living channel

RE: Which T.V. programs do you like to watch? (good idea of our personalities ;o) )

its on the same channel

and derek akcora, the same medium, investigates ancient egyptian pharoes

RE: Which T.V. programs do you like to watch? (good idea of our personalities ;o) )

you watch the egypt one too??

RE: What do you think is the most important value in a relationship?

trust, acceptance, compatibility

RE: Which T.V. programs do you like to watch? (good idea of our personalities ;o) )

lol

ohhhhhhh

and two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

and i also enjoy the friday night project

RE: Riddles

kissey

are you really 36 years old??

or is that a pic of you as a kid??

the pic looks like waaaaaaaaaay young

RE: Which T.V. programs do you like to watch? (good idea of our personalities ;o) )

ive never watched csi either. dont like cop shows

i like eastenders
corrie


loveeeee hollyoaks

waterloo road is back, gotta love that

holby city

been enjoying the restaurant

deal or no deal

and paul o grady

RE: What do you look at when you first meet someone.

lol
i agree

but some men take it too far and start shaping them and ...

oh i dunno

i just have a dislike of it lol