Dominatrix Forum Posts (1,065)

Question for the Men

hahahaa

its not cos it bothers me

cos I'm trying get a bit of insight into the male brain !! lol

Question for the Men

lol

So why cant ya adjust yaselves before you leave the mens room ??

WHy has it gotta be done in full view of everyone ?? lol

Question for the Men

Why is it when a guy leaves the toilet at home or in a pub or wherever ...they come out touching their bits.

Come on guys we women dont do it so tell us why ?????

Are you scared it fell off or checking you are well zipped up ?lol

RE: Puppy blues

salt will melt the slug

wont be anything left for the dog to eat lol

RE: Is this true

its better to have loved and lost than to have spent ya whole life with him !! lol

RE: Puppy blues

Only way I know of to stop the puppy eating the slugs, is for you to watch it constantly while out and say a firm NO when the puppy tries to eat one, and pulling it away

He/she will soon get the message

RE: What kind of day have you had ?

had a great day
dispite the driving rain grrrrr

wanted get the grass cut but what a great excuse not to !!!

Is The Female Of The Species Deadlier Than The Male?

In the case of the Black Widow Spider and the Praying Mantis

It's definately true lol

Is The Female Of The Species Deadlier Than The Male?

Man's timid heart is bursting with the things he must not say,
For the Woman that God gave him isn't his to give away;
But when hunter meets with husbands, each confirms the other's tale --
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.


What do you think ?Did Kipling get it right when he wrote this poem :0))

RE: What was your....favorite profession when you were kids?

i was gonna be a witch or a dolls hospital nurse when i grew up !! lol

Trick or Treat TPAY

Will you Trick ...........how??

or

Will you Treat......... what kind of treat??

The Person Above You??

Penguin ... and Seal

hi ppls

ty

xx

Penguin ... and Seal

A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down.
He called a tow truck and it was quickly towed to the nearest garage.
The mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the car.

The penguin didn't complain but wandered off to find the closest supermarket. He proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks.
After an hour he got in the freezer next to the vanilla ice-cream and, he couldn't help himself, and ate several litres.

Then he saw the time and went back to the garage covered in ice-cream.

The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, "It looks like you blew a seal".
Blushing, the penguin said, "oh no that's just ice-cream".

RE: what talent do you have.

I can pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time

lol

*proud smiles*

oh

and can hula hoop lol

RE: HOW Important is teeth to you?

crooked teeth, or false teeth I don't have a problem with

but rotten teeth no way

hygiene is more important to me