losing weight will be good for your joint problems kitty
but ask the doc for help or a referal to a dietician, cos with joint problems you will need certain minerals and vitamins that only come with certain foods
sometimes losing weight means an unbalanced diet, and thats the worst thing you can do
it wont solve all your medical problems ....... but it does help a lot
rub lottsa cocoa butter into ya tummy to make it nice and supple to avoid stretch marks
and lottsa ginger tea if ya feel iccy
and try and enjoy it ..... its just a few months out of your life, and its something wonderful a true miracle
im a believer that the baby starts to learn as soon as its in the womb, and talking to it, trying to stay calm, and relaxing baths and massages all help make it a great experience
its great , gives a beautiful light show and all i have to do is plug it in and its ready ........ no tinsel or baubles
nice and easy
apart from that i get loads of cards, that go all around the wall, and ive a few special crimbo ornaments i use
and i have this really funny elvis santa that wiggles his butt and says " ahuh ahuh ahuh merry christmas everybody"
i put lights up outside across the top of the house and around the boundary fences, it looks very pretty
i love those houses that go over the top ........me and the kids have to drive around town and up and down streets looking out for the illuminated houses so we can sit there for a few minutes ooing and arring bfore moving onto the next one
Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"
Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.
Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphram." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphram will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphram was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, . Peter, Peter, something or other..."
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RE: I can´t this understand
ya lolhappens to me too ........ the same ppl try im me and mine is turned off as well
i have a serious profile stalker as well ......hes never mailed me but tries im a lot and visits my profile several times a day
spooooooooooky lol