RE: Nerds

I'm more of a geek. Where's the geek thread? nerd

RE: What have I got myself into?

God no, this is catnip to high-maintenance women!!! At last, a man prepared to behave as all men should behave. smitten

That is NOT the way to get rid of a woman. Make an excuse not to talk the next two times. That should do it. If not, say frankly that it doesn't feel right and you're sorry but dragging it out isn't going to be good for either of you.

Your honesty will be refreshingly welcome. roll eyes

RE: What have I got myself into?

Also thought that was good thumbs up

RE: What have I got myself into?

Also thought that was good thumbs up

RE: What have I got myself into?

I was going to say something along those lines rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What is love and how do you describe love to someone???

You're intense, more intense than he is. Let him set the pace for a while? Right now you're out of step and need to adjust to each other. Does he read the forums, by the way?

RE: What's your best quality you offer on a first date?

I'm an awesome listener, just so long as I don't fall asleep. roll eyes

No, really, I am. Usual feedback after a first meeting with me is that I am the most interesting person they ever met. I listen THAT well. blah

RE: Where are the women with no standards?

cooo-eeee batting wave

you called? Come on over! Closer. Closer .... don't be afraid ... closer ...

grin

RE: Where are the women with no standards?

I LOVED it rolling on the floor laughing but - er - painless?

Off to watch it again grin

RE: Gold Vs Money------which has the most value----?

Oh, sorry, thought you'd know. None of you have Kruger rands? uh oh

£895 today, I just looked it up. Wish I'd spent my R50, which today is worth around £3, on another, put it that way.

RE: Gold Vs Money------which has the most value----?

Gold. Take Kruger rands, an ounce of gold, I was given my first as a teenager, cost R30. I was given R50 in cash at the same time. R50 now wouldn't buy me a packet of cigarettes in the UK. Guess what my Kruger rand is worth?

Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

Hoooohooohooo - hyperventilating.

Oh, the game. Right. I don't much care for Tom's revealed bod.

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Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

Phew, awesome body transplant wow

Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

I know you do. This is a LYING thread. Sheesh, how many times ...

Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

Anyone you like. I own the world. Just point someone out and I'll have them scrubbed and sent to your room grin

Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

The winning lie! rolling on the floor laughing

Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

DC, shhhhhhhhhh. I swore you to secrecy! roll eyes

Anyway, I don't get anything if you marry the 95-year-old head of the whole thing. Did I mention the contract I took out on you? grin

Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

You say that like its a bad thing? moping

Sophia works as an elf in Santa's workshop from September through December.

Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

Molly has invited us to her island daydream

Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

I'll check that out when I'm 82. Promise.

Dream is stalking Sean Connery. He's LOVING it.

Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

A bonk, but all about me grin I put the I in boink.

Dream has a collection of fake eyes-crossed photographs she uses on her profile - oh, hang on. She does.

Dream stalks 80 year old men. Oh hang on.

Dream you're a tough one!! rolling on the floor laughing hug

Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

Can't tell outrageous lies about yourself scold

rolling on the floor laughing

Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

Eek wasn't copying yours!!!

Molly was Miss Ireland in 2003 and sick and tired of men treating her as a goddess while ignoring her brain

Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

He's really from NZ but in a witness protection program. He affects a lisp to hide his accent (because apparently there really is a difference confused) and says terrible things about the All Blacks, then cries into his beer.

Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

I do rolling on the floor laughing

No, seriously. I really do!

Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

He manipulates the media!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

He sneaks out in the middle of the night to strip the neighbours trees of olives. wow Dressed as his other neighbour, in clothes he stole off her line, in case he's spotted wow wow

Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

Wow, she's just married for the 8th time. All paid-up CS members and all the earlier ones haven't been online in months roll eyes

What's your SECRET? yay

Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

She (Biff) doesn't care in the LEAST when she is ignored. The rumours about kicking the cat and throwing a tantrum are just that. Rumours. grin

Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you

Singles are all so honest that it must hurt at times. Here's your chance. Tell an absolute whopper about the person above you. If there's an element of truth about it, keep it fun, not snarky? professor

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