RE: Can you love someone and hate them at the same time?

Yes, I heard they called in the army to deliver it after all the Turkish guys went back to Turkey.

RE: Being single

Sorry to hear it, hopefully diet and exercise can help maybe.

RE: Can you love someone and hate them at the same time?

No worries, have another bong hippy.

RE: Can you love someone and hate them at the same time?

Then I point out how it looks kind of like an armadillo.

RE: Can you love someone and hate them at the same time?

Once they see my slug, then it's a different story.

RE: Showing love...

It's a love pump situation.

teddybear

RE: fat womens were most beautiful as compared athletic

Fat womens are the ones you can get if you're the fat man. No point setting your sights too high.

RE: Ladies , if u had to choice to marry who will u marry .

I'll take your word on that.

RE: The dodo dollar store.

One time I bought a set of steak knives from one of these type of stores. They looked OK, very reasonable price. I went to wash them before use, the water and my hands turned bright red because the red paint couldn't handle water.

RE: Which post got the most thumbs up...?

They liked the picture he sent them.

RE: Which post got the most thumbs up...?

I heard somewhere that she wants a picture of it first, before she decides.

RE: Which post got the most thumbs up...?

Some Chinese guy is eating rice, right now as you read this.

RE: Thoughts For The Day

Do the turkey slap Mikey...

RE: Which post got the most thumbs up...?

Shylock came by before, he reckons you still owe him a pound of flesh.

RE: Which post got the most thumbs up...?

I know it's not good to start rumours, but I heard someone is having a baby and they're not really sure who the father is.

RE: Thoughts For The Day

That won't be easy, with one side of your top constantly falling down, but I'll try.

RE: Thoughts For The Day

Like everything in this budding romance- you have to set your sights lower.

RE: Thoughts For The Day

I think Jac's kind of hot, for a one armed lesbian black communist or whatever.

She probably digs my action too, thats how it goes sometimes.

RE: Which post got the most thumbs up...?

Lee is clumsily but excitedly trying to apply lipstick..

RE: Which post got the most thumbs up...?

Roger, I will make note of it in my notebook. And put it on facebook.

RE: Which post got the most thumbs up...?

I was wondering about this, then I did a big stinky fart and lost my train of thought.

teddybear

RE: dont be trust on your friend for your car and girlfriend. you trust on him he return you after big f

And just on the down low, she's not much of a girlfriend if she does the big f with randoms in the family car.

I can see it's not an easy situation. Many different cultures have their ways. Here, we don't generally lend cars.

RE: What makes a bird happy?

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

RE: dont be trust on your friend for your car and girlfriend. you trust on him he return you after big f

Someone that borrows your car and girlfriend is not really a friend at all, especially if they had big f.

RE: The Value Of A Wiman

Like they said in Scarface- you gotta get the money, then you get the power, when you get the power then you get the women.

RE: Injection

Yeah you do, unless you live under a rock or something...

Plenty of information about asymptomatic people (around 30% I believe). So if you went and got your antibodies tested, you probably have already had it and not known it. Who knows how many people you passed it on to, and how many of them got very sick or died.

Suggesting you have an abnormally great immune system is a load of BS, at best a head in the sand approach.

RE: Injection

When I woke up after the vaccination, my pants were on backwards and the doctor was smiling.

RE: Why do Islanders love putting on the Ritz so much?

They like putting on the Ritz, because they live the life of Riley.

RE: A little fun to start the day

When the turtles head comes out.

RE: Admire

Engelbert Humperdinck.

teddybear

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