RE: TENNIS

The only athlete? Not true at all. We chucked out a Czech (I think) woman tennis player for exactly the same reason.

RE: Do men...impress you?

Not at all, they stink and have penises. Of no interest to me whatsoever.

RE: Anyone Going on Holiday

Here's a song for the holiday people...

RE: Anyone Going on Holiday

No, I haven't booked a holiday in Cyprus. So you're on your own there big fella...

RE: Cricket

The burnt remains of the wickets of the first game, or a really important game...

Fought back is a fair description, it wasn't handed to them on a plate. Our team was super pissed off about it. Sure it's only a draw in a dead rubber, but they held on. Credit for at least pissing our team off.

RE: Cricket

I don't regularly watch the cricket, but I did get sucked in and watch some of it. I think it was Adelaide and the English fought back for a draw. So it wasn't totally one sided.

RE: TENNIS

All the other tennis players have to be vaccinated or have a valid medical exemption, I think we threw one of the women out last week and she just went quietly.

If we hypothetically take on board the loony crap that vaccines are a bad thing, then he would consider himself to have an unfair advantage over those he would've competed against.

He's dodged the 3 year exclusion period that ordinary people get, which explains why he hasn't made a big hissyfit speech. I'm sure we're not the only country rejecting germ farmers.

RE: How to Drink Wine +

This is how it's done...

RE: Nigel Farage kicks back at Andy Murray over Djokovic row

this gronk and his ilk should be expelled and ridiculed, the farken goose.

teddybear

RE: Do boring messages warrant an answer?

Sometimes, I suck air noisily through my teeth, run my thick stumpy fingers through my greasy mullet, then shake my head and think- It's not easy these days.

teddybear

RE: Only 18% Of American Households....Are Families With Married Parents

And of that 18% a certain amount will be gay marriage. So, it's not looking good for the future.

teddybear

RE: Do boring messages warrant an answer?

Nah, it is widely considered to be the greatest post of all time. Time magazine is going to run a front page special about it.

RE: Do boring messages warrant an answer?

Trollop? I haven't heard that used conversationally since about 1981, and then it was an old man saying it.

But getting back to short messages, one time I was trying to tune up this bird on the internet, but I really didn't have anything to say or any great interest... So I just asked if she likes bread (borrowed from a poster here)... She;s completely flipped out, called me all sorts of names, reckons just because she's carrying a bit of weight doesn't mean she's hooking into the bread 24/7, blah blah blah.

So I learnt that day, short messages can backfire.

teddybear

RE: 3 sides to a story...!

God would look at it sideways and say- that's not really a number.

Big Toilet Paper.

We hear so much about "big pharma", usually not in a positive light.

However, we witness at the supermarkets the first thing people panic buy is toilet paper.

We had toilet paper factories mothballed pre covid due to lack of demand, then they're up and running again 24/7 to meet demand.

I'm no wizz investor at all, but I did accurately predict the price would crash and they'd be heavily discounting it. The same will happen again. All those silly people proudly displaying their overpriced jumbo pack in the carpark will sure have egg on their faces when the crash comes.

Be good if some loony can formulate a paranoid conspiracy theory about lizard people running Big Toilet Paper, or if Bill Gates could buy a toilet paper factory to wind the loonies up a bit. Be funny as.

RE: Nigel Farage kicks back at Andy Murray over Djokovic row

Maybe in your country, we have our own laws here. As your mate just found out the hard way.

RE: Nigel Farage kicks back at Andy Murray over Djokovic row

The ATP does not dictate border policy, Maybe you're confusing them with the AFP. The AFP don't run tennis games, but you do see them at places like airports.

I'm sorry I have no answer for the Nuremburg code or whatever, usually... well always really, when people bring second world war Germany stuff into it, they've totally run out of ideas.

RE: Nigel Farage kicks back at Andy Murray over Djokovic row

I'm not the one always spouting nonsense, the majority would see you as the moron.

RE: Nigel Farage kicks back at Andy Murray over Djokovic row

It's also sometimes referred to as the pox... Maybe an opportunity for a stupid person to feel clever pointing out it is a virus not a pox.

When you catch it, like nearly all of us will at some time, hopefully you don't have a bad outcome. And reflect upon your stupidity.

teddybear

RE: Nigel Farage kicks back at Andy Murray over Djokovic row

Germ farmers, not factories... A generic term for anti vaxxers.

You'll probably have to choose somewhere else to go, we're not so keen on germ farmers from your neck of the woods.

RE: Nigel Farage kicks back at Andy Murray over Djokovic row

The germ farmer loonies couldn't complete the IQ test because they ate all their crayons.

RE: Boris Johnson apologises for party during lock down

He should tell em, get farked. so bloody what, bunch of poofs drink some wine, seriously who cares.

The man is running the country, lets give him a chance to do so.

RE: Haunted

I have a gravel driveway, just in case.

RE: Haunted

RE: Haunted

People who don't understand space and time, will be exterminated by the Daleks. Any fool knows this.

RE: Haunted

Here's a song for you...

RE: Nigel Farage kicks back at Andy Murray over Djokovic row

What did Scomo say...Rules are rules?

...Gonna be very hard coming back from that if we start making exceptions.

Snowball in hells chance of winning the tennis match, if he gets to play at all. But the loony got the publicity he sought.

RE: Omicron... bring it on.

Yes, about 5 hour wait in the cities. In regional areas sometimes 10 minutes or less, and people still complain and carry on.

RE: Nigel Farage kicks back at Andy Murray over Djokovic row

I don't think Novak should be here temporarily either, but let's hope we find some reason to chuck him out.

RE: Nigel Farage kicks back at Andy Murray over Djokovic row

I don't think it makes us look weak as a country, but certainly our processes. The same hotel has dozens we've said no to, that won't leave. For years... And a tennis player can turn up and make his own rules? And be out in days?

Conspiracy theories are not my thing, but surely some palms have been lubricated somewhere along the way..

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