If you could just work on the coffee a bit, it wouldn't be an issue. As previously stated, I love American mustard, it took me a while because before that I liked hot English, a totally different beast with different applications. I love the bourbon, rarely a type that does not blend excellently with Coke, another American product.
But seriously, work on the coffee it needs it, and maybe say aluminium properly for a change, but thats less important.
OK, lets just calm the farm... Maybe do some vocabulary exercises instead...
Now repeat after me- Al ah min ee um... Ok it's not easy, so again- al ...ahh...min...eee...umm. If you say it several times each day, maybe vocalise in the shower or whatever works for you, in no time you'll be able to say aluminium with great confidence and the rest of the world will know what you're talking about.
We wouldn't even be having all these diplomatic problems, if the American people united and demanded something be done about the coffee situation. Maybe a convoy of trucks or electric cars.
The thing is, he was always the most lazy and useless employee at the meatworks. The only things he had any interest in were pleasuring himself in the cool room, and sleeping on the job. Nobody liked him, and they were all sick of his dirty habits and him big noting himself all the time.
So they told him to sleep on the old meat saw bench, where they used to cut cows in half. Then when he was fast asleep they switched the machine on and he lost both legs. His insurance barely covered the special couch he had built so he didn't keep falling off.
The man was always an avid ocean swimmer. Each morning at precisely 7am he'd swim out 2km and go around the navigation beacon before swimming ashore. Unbeknownst to him, the dry weather had affected the migration of the sardines, and so all the apex predators were feeling the pinch.
A 5 metre long great white shark noticed he swam at the same time each day, and simply waited at the navigation beacon and bit both his legs off. His uncle worked at the furniture place, and they had a sausage sizzle to raise funds to make him a special couch so he doesn't keep falling off it all the time.
The guy stepped on a land mine during the war, lost both legs, but saved his whole battalion. He's a decorated war hero, and that's why they made him a special couch so he doesn't keep falling off it all the time.
Banning gas ovens and cows, will create a huge black market for roast beef, it will be very expensive and only available from tattooed bikies and meth heads.
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I just assumed this thread would be about German perverts weeing on each other, guess I was overestimating things.