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Oct 25, 2021

RE: I like riding on my bike

If you don't have a car, how would you know? 99% of them are fine, but geez one notices the remaining 1%...

Oct 25, 2021

RE: I like riding on my bike

If they can put one cyclist on the moon, then why not the rest of them too?

Oct 25, 2021

RE: I like riding on my bike

For farks sake.

Oct 25, 2021

RE: I like riding on my bike

It's not all about your gay bike, so get a grip and stop being a gronk.

Oct 25, 2021

RE: I like riding on my bike

Hey Jac, don't make it sad Take a sad song and make it better.. remember blah blah something something whatever, blah blah...

Oct 18, 2021

RE: Irish Bands

I nominate River dance.

Oct 15, 2021

RE: Euro Woman Vs American woman

You see, that's how all the cultures of the world unite and share information, about gronks.

Oct 15, 2021

RE: Euro Woman Vs American woman

gronk
Australian Slang, (noun) A person that is totally lacking in fashion sense, motor skills and/or social skills. Usually a total moron, an extremely unpleasant person or an unwanted guest.
Sometimes: A likeable idiot or Bogan (especially in Queensland)
1. No wonder he can't get a girlfriend, he is such a gronk!
2. Why would you "steal my car for the weekend," you gronk!

Oct 15, 2021

RE: Euro Woman Vs American woman

Thats the way it is man, I dont make the rules I just enforce them.

Oct 15, 2021

RE: Euro Woman Vs American woman

Thrust is usually used in terms of "thruster" which is a surfboard with 3 fins. Usually it means like a gronk.

Oct 15, 2021

RE: Euro Woman Vs American woman

Not just a car thing, your mate may be teeing off at the golf club, and you'd be offering encouragement like- don't be a poof, give it some welly.

Oct 15, 2021

RE: Seems legit..

For a while there, my knob was in the Guinness book of world records. Then they asked me to leave the library.

Oct 15, 2021

RE: Euro Woman Vs American woman

Wellington boot. It's not easy to explain.

Oct 15, 2021

RE: You Are A .. ???

UFO...

Oct 15, 2021

RE: Euro Woman Vs American woman

American women have slightly bigger hips, so you can really grip on and give it some welly.

Oct 11, 2021

RE: Are boycotts a legitimate form of protest?

Yep, vaccinations cause 5G, it's scientific fact.

Oct 11, 2021

RE: Are boycotts a legitimate form of protest?

I guess the probably won't bit is that grey area, it might go this way or that. It's not easy, I'm guessing even harder from 15000 ks away.

Oct 11, 2021

RE: Are boycotts a legitimate form of protest?

Virtue signalling, stating a position that will never evolve. You might like it to, may really want it to But it probably wont.

But it makes you look cool, like wearing a Greenpeace badge.

Worry more about what you do, than how others will see you.

Oct 11, 2021

RE: We are all going to get burnt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTCDVfMz15M

Oct 9, 2021

RE: If nature allowed you for marrying with animals which animal you choose for your life partner

Who> the Joey?

Oct 9, 2021

RE: If nature allowed you for marrying with animals which animal you choose for your life partner

Be in trouble if the Joey latches on lol

Oct 9, 2021

RE: Make a band name edible...

Harry Bellafondue.

Oct 9, 2021

RE: If nature allowed you for marrying with animals which animal you choose for your life partner

I thought he'd choose the three toed sloth.

Oct 9, 2021

RE: Make a band name edible...

Veruca Salt and pepper squid.

Oct 9, 2021

RE: Make a band name edible...

ZZ muffin Top

Oct 9, 2021

RE: Can you love someone and hate them at the same time?

I'll 'ave a naace 'ot coopa teah.

Oct 9, 2021

RE: Can you love someone and hate them at the same time?

Are they called miss right and miss left? Let me guess they both have 5 daughters.

Oct 9, 2021

RE: Can you love someone and hate them at the same time?

Anyyway, shouldn't you blokes be having a cup of tea or a buty?

Oct 9, 2021

RE: Can you love someone and hate them at the same time?

It has met the supply need, but not the quality standard.

Oct 9, 2021

RE: Can you love someone and hate them at the same time?

It was probably rubbish coke, you guys wouldn't be able to handle the proper stuff.

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