That's why I faked appendicitis to get out of jail, when I was 19.
I spend a whole bunch of time alone in the wilderness, too much time to pack in spare parts, that can kill me.
Instead of me paying a fine of $53.50 to keep from spending 11 days in jail for public intoxication: they paid $1,041 to remove my appendix; and I spent a week in the hospital, with nurses hanging out on my bed watching tv, bringing me ice cream, and got a date with one, as soon as the hospital released me...
We're commonly taught that Deuteronomy 5, has the 10 commandments...
Deuteronomy 5 is the statutes and judgements-
And Moses called all Israel, and said unto them, Hear, O Israel, the statutes and judgments which I speak in your ears this day, that ye may learn them, and keep, and do them. Deuteronomy 5:1
God's commandments are in Deuteronomy 6-
Now these are the commandments, the statutes, and the judgments, which the LORD your God commanded to teach you, that ye might do them in the land whither ye go to possess it:
That thou mightest fear the LORD thy God, to keep all his statutes and his commandments, which I command thee, thou, and thy son, and thy son's son, all the days of thy life; and that thy days may be prolonged.
Hear therefore, O Israel, and observe to do it; that it may be well with thee, and that ye may increase mightily, as the LORD God of thy fathers hath promised thee, in the land that floweth with milk and honey.
Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God is one LORD:
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
And these words, which I command thee this day, shall be in thine heart:
And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up. -Deuteronomy 6:1,2,3,4,5,6,7
Actually, calling him, "Pie Face" and "Stinky bum," or even if you're reminding him that you have a pie face and stinky bum, of if he accused you of having a pie face and a stinky bum...
None of that is a valid counter argument to his claim; that, You resemble a tub of lard.
Cool, now you can stop telling fish stories; and be a doer of the word, a perfect disciple of Jesus.
But be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving your own selves. James 1:22
Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me. Matthew 19:21
Then Jesus beholding him loved him, and said unto him, One thing thou lackest: go thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, take up the cross, and follow me. Mark 10:21
So likewise, whosoever he be of you that forsaketh not all that he hath, he cannot be my disciple. Luke 14:33
Now when Jesus heard these things, he said unto him, Yet lackest thou one thing: sell all that thou hast, and distribute unto the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, follow me. Luke 18:22
Provide neither gold, nor silver, nor brass in your purses,Nor scrip for your journey, neither two coats, neither shoes, nor yet staves: for the workman is worthy of his meat. -Matthew 10:9,10
And commanded them that they should take nothing for their journey, save a staff only; no scrip, no bread, no money in their purse: -Mark 6:8
And he said unto them, Take nothing for your journey, neither staves, nor scrip, neither bread, neither money; neither have two coats apiece. Luke 9:3
And all that believed were together, and had all things common; And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need. Acts 2:44,45
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That's why I faked appendicitis to get out of jail, when I was 19.I spend a whole bunch of time alone in the wilderness, too much time to pack in spare parts, that can kill me.
Instead of me paying a fine of $53.50 to keep from spending 11 days in jail for public intoxication: they paid $1,041 to remove my appendix; and I spent a week in the hospital, with nurses hanging out on my bed watching tv, bringing me ice cream, and got a date with one, as soon as the hospital released me...