mykingdomforanam Forum Posts (3,244)

RE: This song explains ''life'' it's one of my hits

"Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk
Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right?
You know you laughed
I heard you laugh, you laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They'll find you yet and when they do
They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ha-haaa ho-ho hee-hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa!"

Songwriters: Jerry Samuels

RE: Can Donald Trump drain the swamp?

His hair's clogging the drain.

They need Roto Rooter!

RE: Class system.

That was part of the reason the Mormons got kicked out of Missouri, that and marrying their neighbors wives too.

Of course, it didn't slow down the Missouri inbreeding for a heartbeat.

RE: I Wish This Happened More In This Sport

A ton of bull, dancing ten feet off of the ground, launching 12 feet through the air, by jumping on three 2x4's!

If I knew they could do anything like that, I would've never spent half a day on my knees, surrounded by Texas Longhorn Cattle, trying to scare them away, so I could pick peyote.

RE: I Wish This Happened More In This Sport

That's not a sport.

I'd watch em all the time, If half of em turned out like that.

That would be a sport.

RE: Don't look Back In Anger!!

I used to hitch-hike all over the place; and a favorite gag of spoiled rich kids, is, waiting till you run to the car, then burning rubber, and all laughing at the person, in the rear window...

I quickly learned to release any anger towards them.

I'd stand there happily waving at the jerks, who I didn't wanna ride with, anyway...

They'd get so angry at our 15 second past, the time and energy they wasted trying to piss me off, and watching me smiling and waving at them....

They'd start cussing and yelling, and flipping me off! and I'd just smile and wave more. lol

Psychic vampires try to trick you into angry grudges, so they can suck your energy.

If you give in, you'll be the one feeling bad.

Just rise above them; and you'll be the one laughing.

RE: I Hate Cancer

I'm sorry to hear the news. I pray that you'll heal.

My Dad died of cancer. Till the end, he said, He wanted to live, in spite of the pain...

I'd pick him up, and drive down dirt roads to beautiful places on the Oregon coast, where we'd read The Bible together...

When I leaned down with him in my arms, to put him back in the car, he'd always say, "Son, don't hurt your back!"

I'd say, Dad, you're not that heavy.

It gave him 7 months to change his life around, and get right with Jesus.

I'm thankful that we got the time together; and I'm thankful he didn't die suddenly, in a car wreck...

I think cancer was a blessing to my Dad.

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
Romans 8:28

RE: #41 Dead At 94

Stupid statements, are the ones that can be debunked instantly.

RE: What is the time? Or What time is it.

It's all relative.

RE: Mosquito

If it seems like too much work, to use fish you can get for free...

Mosquitoes are also great food for keeping fancy, $50 a piece guppies, very healthy, while providing organic fertilizer.

Those are famous for multiplying in the millions.

RE: Mosquito

Look up, "Mosquito Fish."

They've used them in so many nations to fight mosquitoes...

There's a good chance you can make a simple fish trap, and get them in your local stream.

And since they're probably an invasive species, you don't want to put them back in the water anywhere near your house.

They eat their weight in mosquitoes each day; and I have a main container, that I use as a source for moving one or two to different areas...

When it rains, the one or two I put in my agricultural water catchments wash over the side with the mosquito larvas, for my cats or my soil...

When the water gets green in my main tank, I fertilize my taro patch with it.

I have a nice taro patch!

RE: I've picked up a couple of "roots" they just showed up, and don't know where they came from

I dumped Yahoo years ago, after everyone on it got hacked; and when I started a new profile here... I got stuck without a name.

RE: Can Donald Trump drain the swamp?

Nope.

But Mueller's doing a pretty good job draining it!

RE: #41 Dead At 94

He's been dead a week!

We get non-stop coverage of every detail of his life, except the $98 billion bailout, that Jeb Bush got a big chunk of; and the Lily scandal, where Bush did away with the mandatory 10 years of experimenting on animals, before testing a drug on humans, and got grants to use our children, instead of lab rats: and how much money he made from just those three curses he unleashed in our nation.

Jesus said, Take ye away the stone. Martha, the sister of him that was dead, saith unto him, Lord, by this time he stinketh: for he hath been dead four days. John 11:39




Bury him already.

RE: Atheist's Algorithm

My compassion for you got burnt out, after I posted studies that I did, on chemical imbalances, candida links to schizophrenia, etc, for your various problems; and you decided to tell me, you were deliberately ignoring me; and we're enemies, months after I last said a word to you.

Not that I wanted your attention, or asked for it. I was only trying to be helpful.

RE: Atheist's Algorithm

Still nothing to prove the existence of "atheists?"

I accept your concessions.

RE: Atheist's Algorithm

And we're glad they let you out of the asylum.

RE: Atheist's Algorithm

Your claim has been noted.

Please prove it here and now.

RE: Atheist's Algorithm

An ad hominem, doesn't do a thing to prove "atheists" exist; and you resorting to a logic fallacy, only makes my point.

You can't prove "atheists" exist.

RE: Atheist's Algorithm

So we, being many, are one body in Christ, and every one members one of another. Romans 12:5

RE: If we understood Gravity

If everyone understood gravity, we'd all know the difference between a law and a theory.

RE: Ruin Thanksgiving in four words

363 days, till Thanksgiving!

RE: Do you use a shovel when you eat?

I don't fork around. I prefer tablespoons.

RE: Why do Brits hate Jesus?

It doesn't matter; unless, or until Jesus decides, he hates Brit's.

RE: Ban animal products

Tampoons work better.

RE: Port

White Port!

Even though it doesn't claim to be wine anywhere on the lable; and I was a teenager last time I drank any.

Here's a song we sung, where I grew up... sing it to the rhythm of, "Okie From Muskogee."




"I'm proud to be a derelict from Venice.
I'm proud to be a bum out on the streets.

I drink White Port, and Silver Satin, Night Train Express!
And I'm the destitutest bum, that you might meet.

Our ol lady's, they don't shave their arm pits, they don't use deodorant or Nair; and we don't care.

We don't need a plane, to take a trip!

We don't use a phone, to make a call.
We don't use a public restroom... I think I'll sit right here: and take a leak.

Yes, I'm proud to be a derelict from Venice!

I'm proud to be a bum out on the street; and I'm the destitutest bum that you might meet!"

Lyrics, courtesy of Guitar Dan and Annie; may they rest in peace.

RE: Ban animal products

My cats are more loyal than my dogs.

I haven't bought any cat food in years, so they'll hunt rats and mice; but they still come whenever I call them, love belly rubs; and sleep with me every night. Their purring and cuddling provide a level of pain relief, that makes it easier to skip the 120, 30mg oxycodone tablets, I'm prescribed for each month; and keep me from being addicted to them.

My dogs eat 50 pounds per month, each; and only one of them respects the 2' high porch door. The rest jump it in a heartbeat, run off after every pig they smell, stay gone way too long, and come home when they're hungry.

At least they're serious working dogs, when I take them to town.

If they didn't work so well at picking up money, lighters, pipes, lighters, pill bottles, etc, from the ground, and carry up to 8 quarts of my groceries in saddle bags... I'd get rid of em.

RE: Ban animal products

Me too.

That's why I have dogs.

RE: Ban animal products

Nope.

After growing up reading, Riki Tiki Tavi from the time I was 4 (it was in the first adult Reader's Digest book I owned), I came to Hawaii when I was 20; to get a pet mongoose, and live in a little grass shack. I didn't even want a dog.

I got the shack; but, you're not allowed to keep a mongoose, without being subjected to Federal prison, and a $10,000 fine.

Dogs are one of the few pets we're allowed to keep in the islands.

RE: asylum lunaitic mental hospistal

You're cured again?