RE: How many breakup in your life till 2018/7/17

I never cheated on any woman. If I felt like cheating, or if she cheated, I knew it wasn't the love I was looking for.

Usually, after 6 months, I couldn't think of a reason for staying...

I'm 58 now. I lived with two different women the year I turned 16; and after that, I stopped counting.

I sure can't remember the number of women who I've gone through breakups with, or why most of them happened.

...Over 10.

RE: 2 words backwards

Evitative Aibohphobia

RE: 2 words backwards

Dual Laud

RE: If you thought i was the one ... what would you say to me in the fist msg ?

A suicide note.

RE: Language and Personality

I found a guy parked on the side of the road. He had a duck gun in his lap, one eye and the top of his head were missing, and there were brains on the car door...

After I flagged down a tow truck, I told him about the guy; then, I couldn't think or talk in English!

All my thoughts for about 24 hours were in Spanish.

RE: Men and women....Tolerance of pain....

Man flu?

I never needed a Dr. before I was in a car going 70 mph, and it flipped over onto the roof, spun around a few times, and spit me through the a closed glass window...

RE: Men and women....Tolerance of pain....

Sideways!

RE: What political party do you relate to the most?

You might as well just ask...

Who's your favorite WWF Wrestler?





It's all the same to me.

I don't do WWF politics!

RE: The Vet costs more than the Doctor.....

Stupid spellcheck!

Antibiotics applied topically, makes an excellent "POULTICE" and a scab.

Spellcheck changed POULTICE to politics.

RE: The Vet costs more than the Doctor.....

Ooops! I forgot to add the part about filling the wound with penicillin, before taping it up.

"I do everything except surgery on my pets. I taped the top of my dog's foot back on, by washing it thoroughly with a garden hose, filling it with peroxide and when the water and peroxide dried, filling the wound (the whole top was flapping, with the bones showing on the foot, and the tendons showing in the flap), then I made butterfly bandages from duct tape, and wrapped it up.

The scar was smaller and finer, than if she had stitches!"


I buy penicillin from the vet supply store for $12 a bottle. I've used it to put my dog's foot back on, cure kittens from respiratory illnesses, heal dog bites, heal my friend's thumb that was falling off, heal my other friend's dog bite to his leg, and heal my own wounds...

By using it topically, it makes a politics and a scab; and it works better than antibiotics mixed with petroleum jelly.

Mixing antibiotics with petroleum jelly makes dirt stick to the wound. Using just the antibiotics by themselves (you can open capsules, crush pills, or apply liquid to the wound) works much better!

RE: The Vet costs more than the Doctor.....

Only the best Drs. get to be Vets.

Our Drs. are Vet school droputs.

I have too many pets to afford Vets; so whenever I have an animal with a problem, I read everything I can find on it, online, at the University, and in the public library...

Not many books have more than a page on any disease or health problems.

By reading all the books available on animal health, I can know everything about the problem in an afternoon.

I do everything except surgery on my pets. I taped the top of my dog's foot back on, by washing it thoroughly with a garden hose, filling it with peroxide and when the water and peroxide dried, filling the wound (the whole top was flapping, with the bones showing on the foot, and the tendons showing in the flap), then I made butterfly bandages from duct tape, and wrapped it up.

The scar was smaller and finer, than if she had stitches!

I've been breeding dogs, cats, and fish for years; and only had to pay $450 for one hip surgery, about 20 years ago.

I buy my Ivermectine (heartworm medicine) for horses, and use it one my animals...

The dose is 1cc per 100 pounds; and it's the same dosage for parrots, chickens, cats, and dogs, etc.

That's 1/2 cc per 50 pounds, 1/4 cc per 25 pounds, etc, etc.

For my parrot, the breeder recommended dividing the Ivermectine dosage by 10, before mixing it with 1cc of glycerine (water works too), to be able to make the dosage small enough for safety on a bird.

I have too many dogs to be able to afford Vet trips once a month for Ivermectine, for all of them; when I can buy enough to last them all over a year for around $50, if I use the stuff they sell for horses...

RE: R u a Depression Sufferer.........

How depressing!

RE: Give me some Lip

The best lip sync I ever saw, was accidental, and totally by chance.

I was listening to Dr. Demento, with the tv on; and he was playing, "I Like Beer," while the tv was playing a commercial featuring a woman, who was using a new self wringing mop.

It was a once in a lifetime match-up: with a lady wringing out her mop, to the song, "I Like Beer;" and the whole commercial made more sense with the sound off, when accompanied by the music Dr. Demento was playing...

...so much, that I haven't seen a funnier lip-sync since the 70's!

RE: Kitten or Ox

Neither kttens or oxen are known for being mentally strong, or wise...

I hope you can do better than them.

RE: shaped into the person you are today 2018

I've used so much, that reading or hearing the name gets me high!

Thank you.

RE: shaped into the person you are today 2018

Romans 8:28
And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.


Romans 8:35, 38-39 Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? shall tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or nakedness, or peril, or sword?
For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,
Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

RE: Trump backs Russia again

In almost 2 years, there's no proof Trump didn't collude with Russia.

RE: Trump backs Russia again

Trump owns the copyrights on Fake-info and Fake-news.

RE: the meaning of life..

How does it feel to show off your total inability to be effectual?

RE: the meaning of life..

You've got more dribble on your chin, and it's soiled your shirt.

RE: the meaning of life..

It seemed better than the drivel you posted in response to what I said.

RE: the meaning of life..

No one gets out of here alive; and the way we die, is the ultimate expression of the life we lived.

RE: 2 words backwards

Nope.

Nothing like mine...

All the words I used, not only work backwards and forwards; they also spell the same thing backwards and forwards.

RE: Do U conform to other's opinions of U......

I don't know of one person from Australia, with sentence structure and spelling as poor as your's...

Are you a refugee, who's first language isn't English?

Or, are you just lazy?

RE: Love at first sight.....

RLOL!

RE: Love at first sight.....

It seemed like love at first sight...

But once I got a better look, I decided not to see her anymore.

RE: the meaning of life..

The meaning of life, is to make your death count.

RE: Do U conform to other's opinions of U......

If your opinion is that I don't care about conforming...

Yes.

RE: Why do so many women have either tattooed on eyebrow or pencilled on eyebrows?

Women look better with tattooed eyebrows, than without any eyebrows at all.

RE: 2 words backwards

Malayalam noon

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