RE: There's only TWO ways to write a profile

A third way has people choose options they don't like.

And makes it all but impossible to write a profile that says, I'm not interested in penpals or romance... I'm just here to practice writing.

RE: Democrat Conor Lamb wins election in Pennsylvania

Appointed, not elected.

Not my dictator!



And take all your fake news back to Russia.

RE: If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans

You are what you eat.

I eat vegans.

Therefore, I am a vegan.

RE: On A Deserted Island

He can't help it.

He was born without a brain.

RE: On A Deserted Island

All you're wearing is a Mylar rescue blanket? With all that other stuff tied to your body using paracord?

After designing a set of clothes I could walk from Hawaii to Maine in...

I realized that Mylar blankets are for survival; and if you travel across country with nothing else, you're not likely to ever feel warm before noon.

Since this is a short vacation and not a survival situation where I'd be leaving food behind...

My #1 pick is a bedroll/pancho that will keep you comfortable wherever you're sleeping.

My #2 pick is a tarp to keep your hammock and bedroll dry, in case it rains for a month straight (which is common on the island where I live.

My #3 pick is a hammock to that you can tie under trucks, bridges, or in trees to keep you off the ground (even though I know how to allow centipedes and cane spiders to crawl across my face without slapping them like mosquitoes.).

I love double wide sleeping bags, tarps, and hammocks!

#4 Keen Sandals

#5 Fleece pants (keep you warm if they're wet.)

4.Swim shorts, so you can wash your pants in a laundry mat.

#5. Belt

#6. Swiss Army knife

#7.light fleece long sleeve shirt

#8 A hat

#9 A backpack( to haul your gear, and the food you find.)

#10 A water bottle

#11 A lighter

#12 Stainless steel cook pot

#13 Rope

# 14 Bag of rice.

#15 Bag of beans


I can sit out a storm for 15 days with those things in comfort, with a guest, no problem.


For a long survival situation, I'd probably trade the belt, beans, and rice for things to hunt and fish with; but I've kiiled a pig with rocks, and a trophy sized goat with a Leatherman.

RE: On A Deserted Island

I live on a deserted part of an island, miles from the highway.

I hiked into the wilderness with no food, no cooking utensils, and a book titled, Living With Nature in Hawaii; and lived there for years.

I lived outdoors most of my life, hiked the Appalachian Trail, and solo canoed over 5,000 miles, including the Mississippi River, the Gulf Coast, the Everglades, Florida Keys, the Atlantic Coast, and 3 of the Great Lakes.

Because I live offgrid on a deserted part of the island, I always have a Zippo stuffed with survival gear, and at least one Bic, a Swiss Army Knife and Leatherman anywhere I go.

This thread just about covers any 15 days of my life.

And I buy toothbrushes like I buy lighters, in large packs; so that I never have to worry about losing my only toothbrush.

RE: On A Deserted Island

Toothpaste is better than gel; because the paste is made from silica clay, and that's something you'd want in your first aid kit.


And on a dessert island you should brush more often.

RE: Highly respected Rex Tillerson, dumped by Trump :(

Rex Tillerson already blew all his respect lying for Trump.

That guy's good at wearing out friends.

Anyone else noticing a pattern?

RE: Financial security

It shouldn't take long now-- unless he gets banged by a car while he's at work on his phone...

He's putting in 10 hour days.

RE: Financial security

My friend invested all his money in online arcade games...

When it pays off, he'll finally stop being homeless.

RE: High school

Public schools teach us English from Webster's Dictionary.

Our courts don't use Webster's; and the people who do, The Blacks Law Dictionary calls "idiotas."





What is IDIOTA?

In the civil law. An unlearned, illiterate, or simple person.
In common law. An idiot or fool.

Blacks Law Dictionary



All the nice people who lost their homes to morgatge companies, when the morgatge companies were in the wrong....


Those were idiotas...



IDIOTA INQUIRENDO, WRIT DE

Law Professor
This is the name of an old writ which directs the sheriff to inquire whether a man be an idiot or not. The inquisition is to be made by a jury of twelve men. Fitzh. Nat Brev. 232. And, if the man were found an Idiot, the profits of his lands and the custody of his person might be granted by the king to any subject who had interest enough to obtain them. 1 Bl. Comm. 303





In this world of laws, lawyers, and the high odds that we'll all end up in court....


Why are public schools still teaching children how to be idiotas?


And... how does that affect our prison industry?

RE: High school

They should stop using high school as a recruiting tool, to send our children off to fight for democracy; and teach them about the FEDERAL RESERVE, the fractional reserve system, the Electoral College, and the ways that they use those things to undermine our democracy!

They should teach them English from a law dictionary.

Because when you're in court, that's what the members of the Bar Association use against you... while you're using the useless dictionary that got you "A's" in High School; and don't understand, that you don't understand the words that sound English.


They should teach children how to identify propaganda techniques and reasoning fallacies, instead of subjecting children to a perverted reality, based on propaganda techniques and reasoning fallacies!

RE: High school

I dropped out of 8th grade; and skipped 4 years of high school...

I had 4 years of college, and earned two degrees...

They should stop trying to manipulate our children into obedience, under the guise of educating them...

And teach them life skills that'll insure a high school diploma won't just guarantee them a chance to work at McDonalds.

RE: Organ donation

I have an organ that I might be willing to loan out...

RE: What Time Is The Apocalypse?

About an hour before the judgement?


Revelation 18:19
And they cast dust on their heads, and cried, weeping and wailing, saying, Alas, alas, that great city, wherein were made rich all that had ships in the sea by reason of her costliness! for "in one hour" is she made desolate.

RE: On A Deserted Island

All I'd need on a dessert island is a banana split bar.

RE: On A Deserted Island

You sound like a better teacher than the one who expected Xerox copies of the pictures that she drew in her art class.

But, I never regretted dropping out of 8th grade...

RE: On A Deserted Island

I'm just going to a dessert island.

RE: What was the first name your mother called you by?

My dad named me on my birth cerificate.

When I was a teenager, my mom used a different name on my Social Security Card.

I can't use my ID to cash a check.

RE: Which is your favourite letter of the alphabet?

Omega

RE: What happens when we run out of trees and carbon energy ? And/or clean water?

That's when everybody will agree on the value of money.

RE: What are your thoughts on colonoscopies?

Let me take a selfie.

RE: If you had a boat what would you name it?

I spent a couple years, traveling over 5,000 miles, and living in "Jesus' Name."

A 17 foot aluminum canoe.

RE: What Shape Is The Earth?

None of the above.

If the earth exists in a physical dimension...

It's wider at the equator, than it is at the poles.

RE: What is going on in South Africa?

For all these years, white people in S.A. have been in possession of stolen property.

If the times have changed, and white people are destined to be poor farmworkers, while black people beat them....

That's life.

RE: When marriages begin to fail....

I meant to write... Ask them who "Jody" is?

RE: When marriages begin to fail....

Ask anybody in any branch of the American military...

"Who is Josie?"

RE: When marriages begin to fail....

I've never been married; but I used to live near military bases..

And, I've seen so many women marry soldiers and sailors for the money; and cheat on their husband's the whole time they were gone...

As far as Jesus is concerned, he never got married either; and The Bible says, we're better Christians, if we don't get married.


1 Corinthians 7:32-33 But I would have you without carefulness. He that is unmarried careth for the things that belong to the Lord, how he may please the Lord:
But he that is married careth for the things that are of the world, how he may please his wife.

RE: When marriages begin to fail....

Most marriages begin to fail, when the groom says, "I do."

After that, half of everything he owned is often gone; and it goes downhill from there, until he's in debt, trying to pay of the wife and her lawyer...

Because, although it's not pc to say this; the average woman can't take care of herself, unless she has a man to help her, after they're divorced...

It's not pc to admit it; but that's the way the courts continually rule.

RE: Eating Dead Animals

Yes.

Some creatures were meant to be eaten while they're alive.

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