mykingdomforanam Forum Posts (3,244)

Nuclear threat.

Thank you.


It's nice to see that someone understands why I'm so upset.

Nuclear threat.

That's right, Trump's too mentally unstable to take any credit or blame.

Not guilty, by reason of insanity.


RLMFAO!!!

RE: How To Turn Newfoundland Into A Paradise

The more I look at that map....

The more I'd like to see a computer simulation of what would happen if those two currents crossed?

Those are both strong currents... I'll bet the whirlpools would start washing Newfoundland into the ocean right away.

Nuclear threat.

When the hole I was in, didn't get exposed to a bright light, I figured it was a false alarm; but it was nice to hear it on the news!

Nuclear threat.

It should only take 20 minutes to get here; so I only waited in the hole for a half hour.

Nuclear threat.

The first thing I did was warn you.

Then I filled a gallon bottle with water.

Changed into the lightest colored cotton clothes I have, to minimize my risk of having patterns burned into my skin, etc.

Took my dogs out of my house, and chained them behind fallen trees, on low ground.

Stuffed the cammo pants I changed out of, that always have a Zippo, Swiss Army knife, and a Leatherman on the belt into my bug-out bag, with my Bible, grabbed a ukulele, a quart of lemonade, a trench coat, and climbed into a hole for a half hour.

I heard if it comes, it'll be about 20 minutes.

Nuclear threat.

My phone just gave me a nuclear strike warning.



It said...

BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND.

SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

RE: Don't waste your money on this book "Fire and Fury"

The book got 5 out of 5 stars.

Trump's approval rating is 40 percent of 100.

RE: Do not feel uncomfortable to declare ur IQ ?

Even if I earned degrees in manure shoveling and obfuscation, that would still be enough to prove the op, Miss Mensa, doesn't understand how to use words like "ALWAYS" and "NEVER."

RE: How To Turn Newfoundland Into A Paradise

I canoed a lot...

It looks like if the Gulf Stream crossed the Labrador current, you'd get whirlpools the would make navigation difficult.

RE: Do not feel uncomfortable to declare ur IQ ?

I didn't know it was possible to earn degrees in manure shoveling, and obfuscation.


Where did you get degrees like that?

RE: It is easy for some to have a high EQ ?

So... every time you accuse people of "ALWAYS" doing something to you...

That reflects negatively on your EQ and IQ score, right?

RE: Don't waste your money on this book "Fire and Fury"

You change the subject with a personal attack about body size; and when I compare Trump's body size with your ad hominem, you change the subject again. lol

RE: Astrology

Uranus is aquamarine.

It only looks green, because of the methane that surrounds it.

RE: Life In Canada

I knew a guy in Hawaii, who was prescribed Xanax.

On Xanax, he broke into a church, and stole their tv.

He came down from the drugs, and was walking into the church with the tv, to return it, when the police showed up...

His Dad lived in Canada, and worked out a deal with the judge...

He was sentenced to spend 5 years in Canada.

RE: Don't waste your money on this book "Fire and Fury"

Compared to Trump's tiny little hands, everybody has fat lips.

RE: Do not feel uncomfortable to declare ur IQ ?

The IQ test is socially biased.

A naked native genius who's never been to school, wouldn't score high; and a person who scored high, would have a good chance of dying, if he found himself alone in the Amazon, without a "low IQ scoring" naked native to help him.

And it's possible for an idiot savant, to have the highest IQ score in history.

RE: My Dad in Hospital

God bless your Dad.

RE: A Question For You All

had a stomach full of brownies about 10 minutes ago along with a joint. ask me in two hours where I am going to be :)

RE: Don't waste your money on this book "Fire and Fury"

A top Presidential advisor accused Trump's son of treason.


I'll bet you didn't predict that.

RE: Our pets

I've had my oldest dog for over 13 years.


I guess if I had a significant other who was allergic to him, I'd probably miss her.

RE: Don't waste your money on this book "Fire and Fury"

Wow!

Michael Wolff really tells it like it is!

"It's significant when a former top presidential advisor accuses the president's son of treason, which Bannon did."

He should run for president.

RE: The fast pace of city life.

I live on a dirt road in the country, that has such a small amount of traffic, I fall asleep on it, when I watch the stars; and nobody ever woke me up.

RE: Virus on cs

Yeah, you need a computer; because...

There's no sense in ruining a $50 phone: when you can risk ruining $1,000 laptop.

RE: The Proper Way To Wake Someone Up

Wake me up like that, and the video would have an ending that'd make everyone understand why you quit smoking, and don't own matches or a lighter.

RE: Virus on cs

For getting on CS, all I have is my phone; but, I never got a message like the one you're taking about.

RE: Life In Canada

I've canoed through a lot of Canada in the summer.

That was nice.

RE: Life In Canada

Last week I think it dropped below 60 degrees.

Miserable cold!

Wool socks, wool hat, long underwear, sweat suit, a jacket and all my blankets, dreading having to get out of bed to piss.

The sugar cane I was sprouting died.

I don't think Canada's fit for human habitation.

RE: Life In Canada

Life in Canada?

Sounds like a prison sentence.

RE: Do Men really care about their looks?

Buds are my favorite cologne.