RE: Sell Me Your Country !

The best part of the Continental US is the waterways.

Most cities are on the shore; and there's over a 12,000 mile loop of navigable waterways around the East Coast, to the Mississippi River, and up the Missouri River... the Florida Everglades, Boston, the Hudson River...

Islands with nice people are all over the route.

There's old Mississippi paddle boats; and historic boats that make the trip: or you can buy a boat in Minnesota where they're well kept and cheap: then sell it for a profit in Florida.

Skip the hotels and campgrounds... anchor in a secluded bay, without a permit.

There's floating casinos all along the way, with all the crab legs and steak you can eat for less than $10.

I've traveled every Interstate, US Highway, and a whole bunch of country roads in America.

I'd only go back for a long boat trip.

RE: Do you VACCINATE your CHILDREN?

Yep, I think I can find a doctor who'll recommend psychotic drugs for chemical lobotomies on control freaks.

RE: Do you VACCINATE your CHILDREN?

Perhaps a doctor who's not indebted to big Pharmaceutical companies: and pushing drugs in exchange for bribes.

RE: Bluetooth Fairy

A Salvation Army Captain I know took the Ladies Home League to a camp on Oahu.

In the middle of the night, she took all the women's teeth while they were soaking by their beds... and left a quarter in each glass where their teeth were soaking.

RE: France

France?


That's a county in Europe, right?

RE: just found out enlightment is bigger than love

Enlightenment is when you see yourself as part of all creation.

That takes love.

RE: Do you VACCINATE your CHILDREN?

If they work on you... there's no reason for them to be mandatory for me...

RE: just found out enlightment is bigger than love

Enlightenment without love is just a word without a definition..

RE: You're out with a friend and see an item you admire but can't afford to buy yourself

I found that when I hitch-hiked all over the country in my youth, I'd look people in the eyes, with my desire for help showing plainly on my face.

I prefer looking people in the eyes, without desire for anything they have.




Colin Fletcher: a world record walker, wrote, The Complete Walker.

In it he said,

"If you don't want to go because you'll be hungry, and thirsty, or tired, or wet, or hot, or cold...

Go anyway. You'll be hungry, and thirsty, and tired, and wet, and hot, and cold; but, you'll walk like a man."

RE: Do you VACCINATE your CHILDREN?

M y children are adults.

It's my grandchildren's health that concerns me.

If vaccines work on your children, my grandchildren shouldn't need them.

You can buy the mercury they add to vaccines on eBay.

The directions warn you against using it on humans.

RE: You're out with a friend and see an item you admire but can't afford to buy yourself

As somebody who finds wealth in the things I can do without, I'm not likely to find myself in that position.

My friend offered me a 650 motorcycle, a goat, a knife, and some other stuff the other day.

I took the knife and lunch in exchange for $20 off the $300 dog he wanted; and he said, I'm a hard man to give gifts to.

He's a millionaire, and tried very hard to give me gifts worth more than the dog he wanted.

I took the knife and lunch; because it was a fair exchange for the $20 off the price of the dog he wanted.

I might take a gift, if I'm offering a gift; but I'm not likely to let anybody know what I want, if it means they might just give it to me as a gift.

It is more blessed to give, then it is to receive.

And, godliness with contenmentment is great gain.

When you want something; but you keep it a secret... if you get it, it feels like a blessing from God.

That feeling that God cares for me, and gives me what I want and need without asking, feels so much better than getting something as a gift, that I practically begged a human being for.

It feels so good, that I love keeping my desires secret, and knowing God will give me more than if I asked a human for what I'd like.

Even if I walk all day in the rain, without sticking my thumb out for a ride: if I don't get a ride... I feel stronger and better for not asking.

It's when I keep in communication with God, and leave no room for people to take his place, that I feel him in my life the best.

In the end... I'll be alone with God. No amount of begging and pleading can stop that from happening: so I practice getting used to it, everyday.

RE: Has any body seen my fish tank

If you're shooting blanks... you won't find your fish tank.

RE: Body shopping

I'm shopping for a woman's body, that I'd like to use every now and then...

RE: What is your favorite color?

Camouflage

RE: Do u feel u r different to most ? (Life experience)

Just going by how many true stories I've told here about my life, that are so hard for people to believe...

I think I'm different...

RE: Has any body seen my fish tank

That happened to me, when I spilled invisible ink on my fish tank.

Just stand in the middle of the room where you last saw your fish tank, and turn 360 degrees while firing a machine gun.

That's how I found the last aquarium I lost.

RE: One way time travel

If I could take anything back except firearms...

Just for starters, I'd take a boat...

RE: What have seven fingers in give you a lot of joy

Thanks for the fact check.

I bow to your superior knowledge of the subject...

RE: What do you crave on CS

I love women with Irish accents!


But. I've never heard an Irish accent on CS.

RE: I Love Redheads

She look way mo bettah den dat twiggy red head in da op.

RE: What have seven fingers in give you a lot of joy

What I don't know about this would fill volumes; and I don't even know if it's possible to do this to yourself; but...


Do two of them massage your prostrate?


While five stroke your meat?

RE: Trump threatens to sort N Korea out

What piece?

RE: I Love Redheads

As long as you're so shallow you'll spend pages asking people why God made octopuses with 8 legs...


I thought I'd offer to tell you what God told me about your hair.

RE: I Love Redheads

I hope he answers you before you've got a head full of black peach fuzz.

RE: I Love Redheads

God told me why you're going bald, how you can save your hair... and why you might try dyeing your hair red to make it healthier... if you curious about it.

RE: I Love Redheads

That's just because you're going bald.

RE: Trump threatens to sort N Korea out

Yep, China helped N. Korea and Viet Nam.

Our troops were demoralized; and China has 750,000,000 people they counted as manpower in 2015.

What makes you think we can beat them now?

RE: Trump threatens to sort N Korea out

Too bad the Emperor didn't listen.

America's always been for sale.

They've bought Honolulu, after losing the war; and we're defending them with our troops and money.

RE: Trump threatens to sort N Korea out

No.

That was North Korea.

We have a truce with North Korea; because we couldn't beat them with our troops on the ground, or in the air.

We lost Viet Nam too.

There's no way on earth we can win wars in the Middle East, Ukraine, and North Korea at the same time.

We can't beat Russia and China fighting proxy wars.

We can't even beat third world nations... Oh, I almost forgot: we beat Granada.

RE: I Love Redheads

Black hair doesn't look trashy...

Unless the person it's on is an old enough, that it makes it look like they're a vampire.




You're the one who asked for a wig.

I just recommend you use a red one.

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