RE: has Donald Trump self confindence?

How many did he pay for?

How many did he grope, that turned him down?

Those are the real questions.

RE: has Donald Trump self confindence?

I've got naked pictures of the last one he married; and that's not because she looks good.

RE: has Donald Trump self confindence?

I've got naked pictures of the one he married; and that's not because she looks good.

RE: has Donald Trump self confindence?

He lacks confidence in his tiny hands, and all that implies.

That's why he attacks so many women over proportion, with regards to their bodies...

Only midgets, pygmys, dwarfs, hobbits, and some women have smaller hands than the Trumpseter.

RE: Advise on how to loose weight

Take a long canoe trip.

I started paddling in St. Paul, Minnesota, weighing 197 pounds, with a 38" waist.

By the time I made 800 miles, I still weighed 197 pounds; but my waist was 32 inches.

RE: The Greek philosopher Aristotle

lindsyjones: Love it Pedro. Love it is. A very underrated trait Pedro. The world need it.

Let's find a way to stop killing.


"talk and chat to other people like God is listening."


That's a wiser statement than the one you quoted from Aristotle.

RE: How do u manage to keep ur job, if u can't do ur job ?

Supply and demand.

How many people can you call to teach you how to 'Increase your yield?"
When you get your medical marijuana license?

How many people do you know who have 5 certified service dogs at home right now, and can help you train yours?

How many people do you know who make hand made silver chains, from ancient patterns that no machine can duplicate?

Find something that everybody wants, and nobody else does.

RE: Tell a true story nobody will believe

A funny thing about it, is, she was born in Oregon; but her birth certificate says she was born in Hawaii.

It's not that hard to get a Hawaiian birth certificate.

RE: Tell a true story nobody will believe

I delivered my daughter with a Swiss Army knife, and a shoestring.

We weighed her on a watermelon scale in a grocery store.

RE: Define "Romantic "

I think it's romantic when a woman does whatever I want, on the first date.

RE: Someone so cold but he said he loves me :(

I love you more.

Send me money, and I'll buy you a ticket to Hawaii.

As soon as I get a round 2 it.

RE: Killer Whales killing staff and getting away with it

I'll jump in the water.

If the orca spits out the trainer and attacks me, lasso the trainer, and pull her out.

I'll try to out swim it.

If the orca doesn't spit out the trainer, and attacks me too... tell my wife I loved her.

RE: Killer Whales killing staff and getting away with it

Shoot him now!

No!

That was too soon, look what you did to our trainer!

RE: Killer Whales killing staff and getting away with it

Get the gaff!

Don't hook the trainer!

RE: Killer Whales killing staff and getting away with it

How would you rescue somebody from a killer whale that's in the water, without harming the person?

RE: Extreme Vetting for Refugees

Anybody named Bin Laden can fly out of America, on the day a bunch of Saudi's flattened 3 towers to our ground... and they're always welcome back?

RE: Tell a true story nobody will believe

In your opinion, how does it "not jive?"

RE: Tell a true story nobody will believe

How does it "not jive?"

RE: We, The People Executive Order Being Signed: Impreach Donald Trump NOW!

jac_the_gripper: I suspect Harry will find a way to take the piss out of Trump, even if William has to play it straight.
I so hope it gets publicised.
Harry might have a naked picture of Melania to sign. 37 minutes ago



Who doesn't?

She's not a 7; but hey, more people have seen his wife naked, than voted for him and showed up at his inauguration combined.

Let's talk about the real 'record crowds!'

Oh yeah!

We got white trash in the White House!

RE: What made you believe there is a God?

serene56: When those missionaries knocked on my door I politely said I have my own beliefs.


I don't appreciate being preached to by 18 yr olds whose lives have barely begun


"Theres no insult like an 18 year old tryna tell you how life is hahahahah."



Oh, then you didn't notice what it said on his name tag...










Elder.

RE: Miss Streep- lose some weight ....learn how to act......stay out of politics

You and Conrad can catch eachother's lizards.

I caught him being an Ad Hominem, Red Herring merchant, INSTEAD.

You do understand what "INSTEAD" means, don't you?

RE: name what you reject most about society

"those who follow the global agenda instead of putting local
people/customers first/front and center..."



I'm glad to find somebody else who's against that new telescope they want to put on Mauna Kea.

RE: Extreme Vetting for Refugees

Attacks by the Jewish Defense League Edit
Main article: Terrorism by the Jewish Defense League
In a 2004 congressional testimony, John S. Pistole, Executive Assistant Director for Counterterrorism and Counterintelligence for the Federal Bureau of Investigation described the JDL as "a known violent extremist Jewish Organization." FBI statistics show that, from 1980 through 1985, there were 18 terrorist attacks in the U.S. committed by Jews; 15 of those by members of the JDL. Mary Doran, an FBI agent, described the JDL in a 2004 Congressional testimony as "a proscribed terrorist group". Most recently, then-JDL Chairman Irv Rubin was jailed while awaiting trial on charges of conspiracy in planning bomb attacks against the King Fahd Mosque in Culver City, California, and on the office of Arab-American Congressman Darrell Issa. In its report, Terrorism 2000/2001, the FBI referred to the JDL as a "violent extremist Jewish organization" and stated that the FBI was responsible for thwarting at least one of its terrorist acts.
Wikipedia

RE: Trump to Honor Pacific Island Refugee Deal With Australia

Anybody can come here... as long as the country that sends them has a Trump hotel.

RE: Tell a true story nobody will believe

I was hitch-hiking to California when a guy picked me up going to Las Vegas.
When he dropped me off, he gave me 1/4 pound of ditchweed he picked in Nebraska.

I met a guy who offered to pay me $5 for 6 joints; so I sold them tinhim.

I put my pack in the bus station locker, and went to a cheap buffet, and got a beer and shot of Jack.

The guy came looking for me with $5 more dollars.

I stayed in the casino all night and met a woman who gave me a gold necklace.

The guy kept coming back, and when I ran out of weed, I headed for Nebraska.

A guy picked me up going across 1-70 to the East Coast; but when I told him where I was going, he decided to go to Nebraska too.

On the way to I-80 in Colorado he got us some beer, and got pulled over speeding.

He tried to hide on a mountain road, but the trooper said, "That's where everybody tries to hide."

The trooper took him to jail, and told me to drive his car.

I've never had a drivers license in my life! and, I was drunk.

I followed the cop up the dirt road; but when he turned, I couldn't get the car to go.

I tried backing down the road, and popping the clutch to start it.
I backed right off a cliff near Estes Park.

I slammed on the brakes; but I was sideways on the cliff. The door was stuck on rocks; so I climbed out the window, and up to the road.

Just then a pick up truck pulled in, the guy jumped out praising God; because he saw me go over; and he thought I was dead.

He had a winch, and pulled the car back onto the road... just about the time the cop came looking for me.
The guy paid his fine, and was free to go.

He got in; and we headed for Nebraska.

We found an old farm road north of I-80, followed it onto an abandoned farm, with tons of wild marijuana growing amidst the corn.

He took his to Virginia; and I took mine to California.

That's how I moved to Hawaii, 37 years ago.

Now, I have a license to grow it; and teach people how to grow, for donations.

RE: Miss Streep- lose some weight ....learn how to act......stay out of politics

No doubt you'd rather have me out chasing lizards.

I caught you instead.

RE: Miss Streep- lose some weight ....learn how to act......stay out of politics

Good advice for a fat, loudmouthed, washed up TV personality with zero experience in politics....

Even if he sold his soul to the orange squirrel that rapes his face, and makes him change his mind more than a woman.

RE: NAME ONE GOOD THING THAT HUMANS HAVE DONE TO HELP OTHER CREATURES ON THIS PLANET

One night in Florida, a friend and I went to Big Pine Key, to join a bunch of other people protecting three pilot whales.

They had come all the way into a harbor.
We spent the night in the water with the whales, staying between them and the barnacled sides, which would've cut them up, until the Navy could send a plane to get them, and release them at sea.

That's just one night, 3 whales, a pilot, plane, crew, and a whole bunch of people taking 8 hour shifts in a concerted effort to save the whales.

I don't think you were there...

RE: Tell a true story nobody will believe

Be wise if you ever find yourself in Venice Beach. California.

All the people I named died over 30 years ago.

None of them died of natural causes.

RE: Tell a true story nobody will believe

You could cut the tension with a knife.
All the black guys ready to fight, and all the white guys ready to fight, and skinny me in the middle.

Sorry for the misprint.

I can't see what I'm typing very well on this phone.

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