RE: Who are the most boring race in the world?

The most boring race in the world?

Cross country tortoise racing!

RE: DOES BEER MAKE YOU THINK DIFFERENT?

It made Bud wiser.

RE: Engeneers, are they "wired" different than other mere mortals, do they think different?

Maybe it's you?

I need your question translated.

RE: Multi profilers

I'm already high.

If I was gonna beg, I'd beg to get my original name back!

RE: Engeneers, are they "wired" different than other mere mortals, do they think different?

What's an "engeneer?"

RE: Multi profilers

I'm "anonymous1," but my Yahoo account got hacked; and I had to start another profile.

I wish I could have my original profile back. I really like the name I used to have; instead, I got stuck with just a fraction of a nam.

RE: Which type of shopping do you enjoy?

I never liked shopping.

I went over 4 1/2 years without using money in the 80's and 90's.

The best part of that, was going almost 5 years without entering a store.

RE: European Mass Migration

Yes... and why did such a large portion of the white people end up moving so far north, that they have to work so hard, and save so much to survive the winters; and nobody can get near them for 8 or 9 months a year?

RE: European Mass Migration

Did you ever wonder why people who originated in a warm climate ended up living in such cold places?

RE: Expanding The Homeless Population

I'm just about done buying my land and houses.

They taxed me enough interest to make my maximum required payment $350.

Paying rent to someone else, so they can afford to buy your home... is stupid!

RE: What five members have been on the CS the longest.

Jac, on my phone you're 1/4 the size of a postage stamp. Your hair, eyes, nostrils, mouth, and shirt are as white as light; and the rest of you is as black as the darkest black on my screen.

That's pretty much how all the pictures on this phone look.

Aloha

RE: What five members have been on the CS the longest.

All I know, is that you were here before me.

I haven't been here long enough to remember... Oh wait...

"The Gripper" part is different?

If not, then I don't remember you with another profile, or what pictures you've used.

You've always been one of my favorite people, because of what you write; and that's always been how you got my attention.

I haven't seen a picture on a computer since 2012.

My phone screen is too tiny to bother looking at pictures, the phone is broken; and all the pictures look like x-rays. I can barely recognize your silhouette.




I meant...

I think I see some pictures of people that have been here longer than me, using profiles with different names; but I'm not sure I'm right, so I didn't mention any of their names.

RE: Social Lubricant

If you can remember how many times you were hit on last weekend, you didn't drink enough to bother mentioning it.

RE: What five members have been on the CS the longest.

I thought I read, Pedro has the record number of posts; but he's relatively new.

I've been here around 10 years, on and off, and had to change my name when my Yahoo account was hacked.

Conrad likes to jump Newbies.

He's the first person I remember talking to, that's still here. Do emoticons count as real posts?

Jac's also got seniority...

Ali's been here longer than me.

I think Ooby was too.

As far as I recall, they all have the same profiles up that they did then.

They're probably the best ones to ask.

I think I recognize a few people who've changed the names they used to have.

RE: Eucalyptus Gum Trees

If it's towering over your house, and sending branches through your roof...


What would you cut first?

RE: Ebooks or Treebooks

I have paper books, and prefer them.

My elibrary is full of ancient religious texts, and old classic books that I've never seen in rl, but always wanted to read.

RE: The moaning thread!

My friend was sitting with his grandkids. He was telling them he's getting old. He asked if they loved him.

They all said, "Yes Papa, we love you!"

He said, I'm getting old, I need to go to an old folk's home.

They said, "No! Papa! We love you!"

He asked them, will you guys change my diapers when I get too old?

"Yes Papa! We love you!"

He said, good. We can start practicing tomorrow....



Crickets











Groan

RE: Irish Beer Question

Budweiser is made on The Mississippi River, just south of St. Louis, where the Missouri River joins it from the cattle yards, a nuclear power plant, and the florescent orange stream that flows from Union Carbide, and stains the rocks.

How Many Survival Tools Can You Pack In A Zippo Lighter And Case?

I dropped my phone.

All the pictures look like xrays.

I can barely see the lighter.

How Many Survival Tools Can You Pack In A Zippo Lighter And Case?

That looks like the perfect case for my Bible!

RE: Love Names

My Dad called me, "Son." I was his only son; and he always looked proud when he said it.

RE: PAST AND FUTURE

Two things that don't exist?'

RE: blatant manipulation of opinion to serve vested interests Vis the two political ideologies in U S A

Thank you.

I saw part of an argumet, and a claim that someone was getting exposed; so I hoped he'd make it clear.

It's still pretty vague to me...

I'm might be curious enough to check back on the 7 post rule...

RE: blatant manipulation of opinion to serve vested interests Vis the two political ideologies in U S A

I've never heard of the 7 post rule.

I'm confused by the fact you mentioned it in the middle of 10 posts?

I'd hate to feel like I deserve to be called treacherous, manipulative, scheming, or scum by making a mistake with the 7 post rule.

Will you please explain the 7 post rule?

RE: blatant manipulation of opinion to serve vested interests Vis the two political ideologies in U S A

Hello, I was checking out this thread, and I'm not seeing where you've exposed him...

Can you please expose him in a couple sentences for me?

RE: Marriage

Marriage

Mirage

RE: How has the Russian spy been poisoned?

We know it's not that Tibetan dictator.

If he enlightened, he wouldn't be here.

RE: How has the Russian spy been poisoned?

Trump's the one being investigated for collusion with Russia; and how many Russians does the FBI want to testify against him?

How Many Survival Tools Can You Pack In A Zippo Lighter And Case?

Once they dry out, you can smoke them with your Zippo.

No matter how good your buds are... lighting them with napathane will get you a little higher!

RE: On A Deserted Island

I know a lady who never wore clothes on Christmas Tree Island; she had long blond dreadlocks, a large dobie that bit everyone except me (because I packed them back and forth in my canoe); and she lived in a teepee.

She'd crochet hats on the island all week; and sell them on Key West on weekends.

She'd get back to the the island, and sleep naked in the dirt.

She did it for free.

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