mykingdomforanam Forum Posts

My property tax just doubled; and I can't deduct it from my Federal taxes anymore...

My dental insurance went from $200 for a crown, to $500; and I never thought I'd miss Obamacare.

Tax relief isn't happening for me at all.

I'd love to punch Trump in the nose!

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Jan 6, 2018

RE: 5 kinds of wild salmon from Alaska

I'm pretty sure you've confused me with somebody else.

I've eaten and cooked a lot of Alaskan salmon in my life; and I'll bet you can't find a quote of me saying "Alaska did or does not have salmon."

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Jan 6, 2018

RE: HAKA Wedding

It's not the same, when they're wearing suits.

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Jan 6, 2018

RE: HAKA Wedding

Dwayne Johnson played a girl's soccer coach in a movie.

Him and his team began a game with a haka dance...

It's designed to be an intimidating encounter, not an intimate encounter.

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Jan 5, 2018

RE: 5 kinds of wild salmon from Alaska

Mackerel is good too; and smaller fish contain less mercury, and dioxin.

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Jan 5, 2018

RE: Don't waste your money on this book "Fire and Fury"

I'm buying at least two copies.

I like to share.

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Jan 5, 2018

RE: What do u think of a psychologist ?

Anybody who needs validation to leave an abusive situation, is mentally ill.

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Jan 5, 2018

RE: what was the worst humilation you recived from another person?

As long as I have a choice between sad, mad, or glad...

I'll be glad.

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Jan 5, 2018

RE: what was the worst humilation you recived from another person?

I've been shot two different times, and stabbed on another occasion; but those aren't anywhere near the most humiliation I've experienced.

In fact, I've noticed that when I tell people about failed attempts on my life, I can see them thinking... I'd be hard to beat in a fight, even if they shoot me again.

And I carry those memories in my eyes, like trophies.

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Jan 4, 2018

RE: Videos & Short films

The best short film of all time is, "Bambi Meets Godzilla."

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Jan 4, 2018

RE: Inventions that you couldn't live without........

An old saying....

He that owns a kayak is rich!

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Jan 4, 2018

RE: Inventions that you couldn't live without........

Antibiotics

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Jan 3, 2018

RE: Being single has good points.

That's exactly the kind of reason I can't be with anybody else.

I only met one woman in my life, who just wanted to be with me no matter where I was, no matter what I had or didn't have.

Every year and decade that goes by tells me, I'll never be loved like that again; and it makes settling for less, unbearable.

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Jan 3, 2018

RE: best and worse/weirdest

My grandma gave me a cardboard Nestea, iced tea stand when I was 13.

That's about the stupidest present you can buy a skinny white boy, who lives 3 blocks from Martin Luther King Blvd.

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Jan 3, 2018

RE: LET'S SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT CONNECTICUT

I hear there's a vampire in Connecticut.

How come no cops put a stake through it's heart yet?

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Jan 1, 2018

RE: Thank you China

I have some elephant ivory.

I found it on old piano keys, on an antique piano that was dumped and broken.

I was doing schrimshaw on them....

It just seems wrong to destroy them.

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Jan 1, 2018

RE: Public toilet cubicle

Men's rooms and women's rooms, have totally different graffiti.

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Jan 1, 2018

RE: Women smoking pot.

In the 70's, the easiest way to talk to a woman, was to ask her if she wanted to toke.

In the 80's Nancy Regan started with the, "Just say No," and nobody admitted to ever smoking a joint.

Now, most people aren't honest about how much herb they smoke.

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Jan 1, 2018

RE: if you get knocked down often and get back up again

When I was young, I'd go down and stay there.

Until I was 16, and saw a guy get knocked down, and the guy who knocked him down picked up a 55 gallon oil drum-trash can, and tried to smash him into the ground with it.

I never went down after that.

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Jan 1, 2018