Are you RETARTED?!?! ARE YOU?!?! YOU DID THIS BEFORE!!!! Do you THINK BEFORE you start THREADS! It DOESN'T LOOK like IT! How STUPID do you HAVE to BE? HUH!?
Just LOOK at what YOU wrote! Look AT it!
How CAN you justIFY such MORONIC statements? It's OBVIOUS!!! STUPID IS as stupid DOES!
WHAT do YOU know ABOUT gentlemen? I'VE SEEN your poor EXCUSE for GENTELMAN! And THIS is the PERFECT place TO discuss YOUR shortCUMINGS!
I have 8 cats, and I raised their great-grandma from a kitten.
I play rough with my dog's; but I've never played rough with my cats.
I can roll them all onto their backs and rub their bellies; and they love it.
They all have their own relationships with me, and my dog's.
I only have one cat that ever put a claw in me (while purring and remembering nursing)... I call him Puppycat; because he thinks he's a dog, and loves walking the road with us.
There isn't one picture that can sum up life with my cats.
Even my Puppycat would never claw me like in that picture.
Even though Swiss Army knives have toothpicks... a list that makes it just about impossible to pack a toothbrush, toothpaste, and my Zippo really messes with my mind!
Zippos are great survival tools, because they can use so many kinds of fuel; and leaving it behind, because the fuel added up to 16 items, isn't a descicion I'd make in real life.
I kept trying to avoid it, and pretending like I thought you were talking about a dessert island; until it seemed like an interesting exercise.
It was fun.
I had to get back to packing everything possible, as long as it'll fit in a given space.
And the fact that my Zippo contains 6 or 7 things that most people would want in your thread, just made it a little more interesting.
I was canoeing through the 10,000 Islands when a man pulled along side, and told me I should be carrying a big knife...
I explained how many years I've been carrying Swiss Army knives, and how many years I packed straight blades, and how often I use a Swiss Army knife, and how rarely I used the straight blade...
I got the feeling he had a new respect for a Swiss Army knife.
I have a real bug out bag, with more than a Swiss Army knife on my belt, and at least two different sources of fire in my pockets at all times.
But, for a 15 day vacation on a deserted island where you can only pack 15 items... I'm cool with my list.
I did notice you only listed 14 items.
Unless by fish hooks, you meant you had more than one fish hook... but no fishing line?
I always thought survival began with the clothes you're wearing; but if I could have 15 things, plus all the clothes I might need...
We can bring a cow, a pound of weed, and a keg.
That 15 days'll go by really fast; and if you'll tell me how to make toothpaste with the things on your list, you're invited to the party.
I still can't think of anything that turns me off more than a woman who wears so much blush, It's obvious she forgot long ago what a real blush looks like.
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How Many Survival Tools Can You Pack In A Zippo Lighter And Case?
If you'll tell me who they're under contract to, I can forward this post to them, and we can get the ball rolling.