I'd prefer not to date at all. I want a woman; but I'm happy enough being single, that I don't wanna go through the hassle of meeting a woman I don't know, and getting to know her, blah, blah, blah...
I can cook better than just about every woman I've ever been with. It's always nice having good friends who are also good cooks; but I can cook, clean, and sew, etc. I don't need a mommy.
Maybe I won the lottery, when I started looking for a place to live, where I wouldn't need money for food, or heating, or air conditioning, where land was $3,000 for 3 acres when I got here...
Maybe I won the lottery, when I realized that our money is worth -$10 trillion dollars, not worth the paper it's printed on; or when I realized how much healthier Hawaiians were before they started using money...
Maybe I hit the lottery when I decided to quit using any money at all, and learned how to live better, get healthier, and gain 50 pounds without touching any money at all.
If winning the lottery means you learn how to live better without money, than the people around you are living with money...
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1 Timothy 3:16 And without controversy great is the mystery y of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.
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RE: Would you prefer to date someone who can cook?
I'd prefer not to date at all. I want a woman; but I'm happy enough being single, that I don't wanna go through the hassle of meeting a woman I don't know, and getting to know her, blah, blah, blah...I can cook better than just about every woman I've ever been with. It's always nice having good friends who are also good cooks; but I can cook, clean, and sew, etc. I don't need a mommy.