RE: Is everything going to be OK in the end of time?

Don't worry.

You know what The Bible says about peace and safety....

Right?


For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.

1 Thessalonians 5:3

RE: CAN THIS POST GET 2000 REPLIES?

Start over.

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RE: I am making love now

Pinky, ring, middle, index, and thumb are their first names.

RE: Just wanna get married!!!!

I've got no use for a Las Vegas wedding, ora Mexican divorce.

But I remember The Tubes telling us that if you're an American citizen you are entitled to a fool proof plan, an airtight alibi, a heated cupie shaped swimming pool, a Las Vegas wedding, a Mexican divorce, and a baby's arm holding a apple!

RE: Has The Media Been Going Too Far Lately?

Yep.

Even NPR is giving the same alternative facts as Donald Trump.

And when David Green interview a forme high up in the NSA, the guy he was interviewing accused the NPR reporter of advocating for the NSA's illegal mass data collecting of US citizens!

RE: Attractive...

That depends on what time it is...

RE: most countrys are not ''islands'' like Ireland is

That's why I was born in America.

That's why even though I'm tropically acclimated, I feel a longing to be in Ireland someday.

RE: What do you think of yourself..?

You're supposed to build an immunity from doing humiliating things, not an immunity from feeling humiliated when you do humiliating things.

RE: Just wanna get married!!!!

A Las Vegas wedding and a Mexican divorce.

RE: most countrys are not ''islands'' like Ireland is

I've never been to Ireland; but my family is from there.

When I called Ireland to buy my claddah, the guy I talked to wanted to trade places with me, and come to Hawaii.

I saw pictures of a bar in Ireland, so full of white people, it seemed strange to me. I'm just not used to hanging out with pink people, it seemed way too white for me.

I'm used to a racially mixed population.

I'm home on Hawaii; even though I identify as Irish: and part of me feels a longing to be in Ireland.

RE: share your best and worst first date experience

She invited me over again today, and cussed me out when I turned her down.


That was officially my worst date ever.

RE: Jealousy issues.

It won't even help if you let her keep your balls in a Dixie cup.

I recommend finding someone else.

RE: share your best and worst first date experience

She told me not to quote anymore scriptures, in response to her trying to convince me she's God...



I'd say that was a pretty bad date.

RE: Riddle me this. Or just an answer.

Just a little while ago somebody got confused by a stoplight, and crashed into a robotic car...

RE: share your best and worst first date experience

I had a date with a nice 34 year old lady yesterday.

She kept her foot on mine, and kept touching me. That's the good part.

She also kept telling me how her ex hurt her so bad that she'll never be able to trust a man again. That's the bad part.

There's no way I'm gonna even try playing that game, off balance, trying overtime to prove she can trust me. So we just spent the day at the beach, without me making a pass at her.

She just invited me over for dinner...

Hopefully our next date will be better than our last date.

RE: Riddle me this. Or just an answer.

Nobody ever says, You're getting to big for your pair of britches.

RE: Riddle me this. Or just an answer.

Lots of people just call them pants.

There's no law that says you can't just call em britches.

You can ask for pants in any store; and the sales person will show you pants.

I can find pants all day long, without ever searching for a pair of pants.




The only riddle I see is...

If it bothers you so much, why do you insist on calling them a pair of pants?

RE: is building the wall so bad?

We live in a world where, if you see Kattte, you'd better kill him before he kills your children and rapes your wife.

Baby killer.

RE: is building the wall so bad?

After 911 the new laws made it harder for Americans to leave America and to come back.

The new laws didn't stop illegals from coming to America.

The wall is to keep US in, not to keep terrorists out.

Saudi Arabians flew the planes into the towers; and they're still allowed to fly in...

Mexican's can still come to America, and under bid US citizens for American jobs.

The wall is only to keep Americans prisoner.

RE: Don’t allow America’s illegals into Canada

I'd rather be an illegal alien in Mexico.

Mexico es mas bueno.

RE: Don’t allow America’s illegals into Canada

I was an illegal alien in Canada.

Canada sux!

It only took a week or two before I snuck back to America.

Let's Talk About God

No problem brother.

Aloha

RE: how many pro gamblers became rich from gambling?

When I was young I hitch-hiked and hopped freight trains all over the country, and hit Vegas to fatten up, where I'd put on nice clothes, stash my pack at the Greyhound station to go meet women who'd give me jewelry and money to gamble with.

The only time I ever took a woman to Vegas, we hitch-hiked.

A few times I bought bus tickets from Santa Monica to San Bernardino and stayed in the bus till it got to Vegas...

That means I never spent over $7.50 for a trip to Vegas. You can multiply that by 3.

Even if a Big Gulp only costs them a few pennies, if I drank them, I couldn't buy them for that.

In Vegas I usually only drank Jack Daniels and Heinekens.... maybe some water or coffee?

And I only put a nickle in the slot when I saw a waitress.

Believe me, I never left Vegas a loser.

RE: Coal miners believe NMP Trump is their savior

The only power I have in my house comes from solar panels; and you're not a member of a master race.

RE: how many pro gamblers became rich from gambling?

My Dad bought a book on card counting and drove to Vegas.

My Mom had to send him a bus ticket home.

I'll bet you the sun comes up in the east; but odds greater than that aren't worth chancing it to me.

In Vegas I plan on losing. I just play nickel slots slow enough that my drinks are cheaper than if I bought them, and hit the all the buffets I can.

And when I hit the buffets, I pack some food for my trip home.

I always leave Vegas ahead of the game.

RE: Riddle me this. Or just an answer.

Short pants and underpants evolved from long pants...

RE: Riddle me this. Or just an answer.

Pants evolved from pairs of leggings worn with a loin cloth or a kilt, etc...

RE: Age

Age seems over rated, until you consider the alternative.

RE: what colour is my face?

I'm colour blind to red and green.

What colour is it?

RE: Coal miners believe NMP Trump is their savior

When all those things and the factories that make them are automated maybe you'll realize that none of the stuff you read and hear in the media today, is about jobs tomorrow.

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