mcradloff Last Commented Poems

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Twas The Night Before Christmas (Jail Version) We have the largest prison population in the world. Most of the people in prison don't deserve to be there, but a few do. It seems that we reward ba...	3,202	7	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 9
Distractions Just thinking of all the things that the media pumps us with that really is just propaganda. We need to spend more time getting right with ourselves...	548	7	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 5
I'm Thankful For Just thinking of some of the things that entertain me. I'm still waiting for a song this year that has my interest. Royal by Lorde was my last popula...	684	8	0	Nov 2014	Dec 2014	May 5
Presents The list is endless. I got a newspaper on Thanksgiving and it weighed five pounds. Advertisements for an endless shopping list of great deals. The...	577	3	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 25
Own Cooper Said Jerry Clower was a great southern comic who lived from 9-28-1926 to 8-24-1998. He told many funny stories, but also lessons on life and other socia...	1,593	8	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 10
Goodbye Coworker I'm happy for Bob because he doesn't have to endure that place any more. I guess I'm just feeling sorry for myself because once again I've lost a goo...	936	9	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 1
Dumb and Dumber 2 Movie Review This was one of the most anticipated movies of the year, and boy what a let down!...	644	4	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	Apr 26
I See Dead People Reading a book called Smoke Gets In Your Eyes. It is about a woman's job as an operator of a crematorium....	640	3	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 9

Campaign Speech Some of the lies are really pretty funny, if you look at it like a standup routine, and not the truth....	723	4	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 2
Time To Give Up Just thinking of some random things that suck about the reality we live in....	633	7	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 9
Senator Please! Continuing to watch debates for senators and govenors on my tv....	600	1	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	17 hrs ago
ISIS I have been celebrating Halloween since September 15. I used to celebrate Halloween with ghosts, goblins, and werewolves. Now it seems I celebrate i...	600	5	0	Sep 2014	Oct 2014	13 hrs ago
An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away It just seems that health care in this country has gotten evil and way too greedy....	907	6	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	10 hrs ago
Day Dreams Parody of These Dreams by Heart...	590	8	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	May 9
Officer McNulty Got the name from a Twilight episode called "A Kind of Stopwatch". The rest was from my encouters with some rude officers at the fair and outside my...	572	6	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	1 mins ago
The Airplane Announcement Just pretending if I were a pilot and also hoping that the pilots on the flights I have had would have at least told me once in a while what I was see...	624	12	0	Aug 2014	Sep 2014	May 1
Robin Williams Just missing Robin Williams and all the new comedy he could have made in the future, there is certainly plenty of good work to choose from. He is defi...	543	6	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 3
Haunting Thoughts Just thinking back on some of the nightmares I've had and the nightmares of the reality I live in....	611	16	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 5
Monsters Just going over some of the people who have been monsters in my past and present....	580	8	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	11 hrs ago
Car Repairs I knew if I called this mechanic he wouldn't say he was sorry or offer any apology, but I had to at least let him know it really ticked me off that th...	680	10	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 6
Conscience I saw a twilight zone episode where this guy is talking to himself in the mirror. The good conscience wins and gets out of the mirror and quits his j...	905	12	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 26

#1 Songs 1969-1989 My birthday is coming up so I was looking back from my birth in 1969 to the end of my favorite decade of music, the 80's. The only song I'm not a fan...	595	16	0	Jul 2014	Aug 2014	8 hrs ago
Michael Jackson: 5 years Miss you Michael, a lot!...	509	2	0	Jun 2014	Jul 2014	May 10
This Is More Fun To Do Than Watching Soccer I have watched about 20 seconds of the world soccer so far. All I know is the game is being played in Brazil and the US is out....	543	8	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 1
July Third Just got done watching a documentary about rape in the military. 20,000 women and 20,000 men are raped while serving in the armed forces while the pe...	645	5	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 8
A Franklin and a Lincoln Worked another mandatory overtime day today. I would much rather just put in my forty and be done with it. Actually I rather win the lottery and not...	698	12	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	May 8
That's What I Ate Today Just recalling some of the things I have eaten and drank so far. I wish I had more money so I could eat steak and lobster more often. I probably spe...	981	6	0	May 2014	Jun 2014	13 hrs ago
Godzilla Going to see Godzilla yet again. I won the movie with Pepsi points and haven't watched for years till yesterday. I'll have to see if this movie is b...	677	17	0	May 2014	May 2014	May 2
Garage Sales Was lucky to have off work so I could go garage saling, hopefully next week will be the same as Platteville has their city wide garage sales....	612	9	0	May 2014	May 2014	May 3
Dragon Friend Just daydreaming at work today. Got the idea from the movie A Never Ending Story where the dragon dog and the bullied boy chase after the bullies. A...	612	8	0	May 2014	May 2014	May 9
Mama's Advice Enjoying my Season 2 DVD of Mama's Family. This episode has Mama helping Aunt Fran with an advice column. The show is one of the funniest I have eve...	772	14	0	Apr 2014	May 2014	5 hrs ago

Golf Love that frustrating game of golf, though I have to admit I love to drive the golf cart!...	480	2	0	May 2014	May 2014	May 5
Noah's Ark I am going to see Noah tonight. This story is one of my favorite in the bible. You can find it toward the beginning of Genesis....	754	6	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	24 hrs ago
Easter Eggs Colored my Easter eggs yesterday. Enjoy making them every year. I get a Betty Jane hollow bunny every year with Peeps, Cadbury eggs, and jelly beans...	657	12	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 10
Friends I Have Had Just thinking back on some friends I have had. Only one, Todd is still around, though he is living 100 miles away in Davenport, but I did see him las...	542	2	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 15
If I Only Had An A## I saw this parody of The Wizard of Oz song "If I Only Had A Brain" on the Dana Carvey Show. He was one of my favorites on Saturday Night Live. He h...	770	13	0	Mar 2014	Mar 2014	Apr 25
UFO Did some reading on UFOs and have always been fascinated by this topic. Maybe some day in my lifetime they will come out of the shadows and appear on...	543	3	0	Mar 2014	Mar 2014	May 9
A Visit To Heaven Just got the book Dante's Inferno. I was trying to create my own verison of heaven. I also mixed in a dream I had as a child when I got adopted....	621	19	0	Mar 2014	Mar 2014	May 7
Monster Ash This song is a parody of Monster Mash by Tim Cavanaugh. With Ash Wednesday starting the Easter holiday, I thought it was a funny parody....	1,115	10	0	Mar 2014	Mar 2014	Apr 28
Three's Company I got seasons 2-8 on dvd from my library. I have always loved this show. John Ritter was the glue that kept this show fun. They tried a spinoff cal...	774	2	0	Mar 2014	Mar 2014	May 9

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