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ScaredThere are a lot of things I am afraid of, and people usually come into the list. I don't really have a fear of animals, as long as I am safely away f... | 629 | 10 | 0 | Jun 2013 | Jul 2013 | May 8 |
Welcome to HeckJust playing with the idea of where we go when we pass on. I am going to heaven so I won't have to worry about a crappy place like heck.... | 519 | 6 | 0 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 | May 7 |
A Great DayJust thinking of what a great day would be. This is one version I would love to have.... | 687 | 14 | 0 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 | May 9 |
North DakotaNorth Dakota holds the distiction of last place for tourism. I went there once just to say I did when I went up to Winnepeg, Canada. Remember the su... | 702 | 7 | 0 | May 2013 | Jun 2013 | 10 hrs ago |
Video GamesVideo games have come a long way since Pong came out in the late 70's. I have spent a good number of my free hours playing them. I have two tvs in m... | 661 | 9 | 0 | May 2013 | May 2013 | May 2 |
air conditionerAnother invention I am really glad I can afford. I love my air conditioner in my apartment and car. Thankfully I still have one in my car so I can k... | 993 | 9 | 0 | May 2013 | May 2013 | May 9 |
A JobRegretting my job decisions I have made in my life. I think really the thing that haunts me most is my acute shyness around people. It has plaqued m... | 747 | 15 | 0 | Apr 2013 | May 2013 | May 3 |
BundangoWatched Django a few days ago and was inspired to write something of old west bad guys. If you haven't seen this movie, I highly reccommend it. But... | 663 | 12 | 0 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 | May 3 |
Free Range ChickensThey had this hilarious skit on SNL where they sing this song called "Set the Chickens Free." Adam Sandler plays Axle Rose, Chris Farley plays Carnie... | 734 | 12 | 0 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 | Apr 28 |
Going to the BathroomA parody of Going to the Chapel. I had this coworker back at a job I had up till 2006 and he would do this constantly. He did get written up once, b... | 768 | 18 | 0 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 | May 9 |
Chicago Is My Kind Of TownThis is a parody of Frank Sinatra's My Kind Of Town. Went to Chicago with a friend this last Tuesday. We couldn't get out and walk around because hi... | 552 | 8 | 0 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 | May 7 |
Depressed Factory WorkerBelieve it or not, this is actually true. These things did actually happen at a job I had back in 2007-2008. I did get some nice golf balls and an u... | 863 | 12 | 0 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 | 1 hrs ago |
I Don't Wanna GoA parody of Mr. Custer. I am dreading going to the doctor tomarrow. I have to get my blood pressure down to get a job.... | 624 | 10 | 0 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 | May 2 |
April Fools Jokes From My PastThis is a list that could go on forever. There is no shortage of fools out there and their foolish behavior. One of my favorite on tv was the spaghe... | 630 | 11 | 0 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 | Apr 22 |
QuotesMore quotes from my old journal from 1991.... | 537 | 4 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | May 8 |
DriveFound this in an old notebook from 1990. I was in college back then and working at Hardee's. Plenty of time for self reflection in between those two... | 540 | 7 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | Apr 25 |
I'm That Type of NeighborThs is a parody of LL Cool J's I'm That Type of Guy. This is a compilation of bad neighbors I have had and have now living in apartments. I'm still... | 556 | 2 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | Apr 29 |
Stuttering and InterpretationAmerica Idol has a contestant named Lazaro Arbos who has a stuttering problem. He doesn't have a problem when he sings, just when he tries to talk. H... | 538 | 6 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | May 1 |
BjorkThis is a shortened version of Bjork's song Human Nature. She is from Iceland and has a very unique singing style. Her other big hit I love is It's... | 579 | 6 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | Apr 19 |
Leprechaun EditorialI based this on the Leprechaun movies. Leprechaun 3 is my favorite. He goes to Las Vegas. He has some funny quotes. "This town is full of riches,... | 711 | 14 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | Apr 25 |
News Stories I Wish Would Have HappenedI used to get a magazine called Weekly World News. They stopped publishing it quite a few years ago. It was filled with fantastic stories that were... | 559 | 8 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | May 10 |
Rich Man BluesJust having fun with rich people. It would be funny to see a depressed rich person. They must exist somewhere.... | 661 | 13 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | May 1 |
American IdolI have been watching this show since it's beginning in 2002. I guess my real appeal to the show is seeing the bad singers get ripped by the judges.... | 524 | 7 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | May 3 |
Cheap GolfI haven't been able to golf as much as I like lately. I paid for one round last year and got three from family and a friend. I used to be his big bu... | 521 | 4 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | May 6 |
Ned Wanted A NibbleA problem that is quite literally growing and growing and growing. When I went to school in the 80's, you could count the fat people on one hand. Now... | 957 | 3 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | Apr 30 |
Are You Smarter Than a Highschool Dropout?Parody of one of my favorite show songs, Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? I think it would be funny to have a show with high school dropouts as t... | 721 | 10 | 0 | Feb 2013 | Mar 2013 | Apr 29 |
We Didn't Start the 80'sThis is a parody of We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel. I made this list from a Billboard Top 40 book I have, and my own enjoyment of some awesom... | 719 | 17 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | May 9 |
If Dogs Could TalkDogs don't talk, but if they did, these are some of things I think they would tell us. A dogs ability to love us unconditionally is unmatched. If on... | 1,092 | 14 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | May 4 |
Want Ads 1863Saw the movie Lincoln and was really impressed with the acting. It is rare I see a movie that makes it to the Acadamy Awards. Now and then they get... | 881 | 8 | 0 | Feb 2013 | Mar 2013 | May 6 |
OJ SimpsonI think of OJ from time to time. How he got off with murder, but got sent to jail for taking back his own stuff. This justice system we have doesn't... | 599 | 4 | 0 | Feb 2013 | Mar 2013 | 12 hrs ago |
Good PresidentsToday is President's Day. Just think about some of the presidents and what some have done for good. Even the really bad ones did some good. Bush Jr... | 480 | 1 | 0 | Feb 2013 | Feb 2013 | 11 hrs ago |
I Thought I Found A JobThis is a parody of a HeeHaw song. It was a country comedy and musical show that was on when I was a kid back in the 70's. With all the people out l... | 537 | 2 | 0 | Feb 2013 | Feb 2013 | May 8 |
Reasons to Root for The RavensJust having some fun with the Super Bowl. My favorite is a tie between the Bears 1986 win and the Packers 2011 win. I still have the Super Bowl Shuf... | 698 | 3 | 0 | Feb 2013 | Feb 2013 | 4 hrs ago |
Adam and Eve RetoldI've seen different comedy bits on the retelling of Adam and Eve, one is from the movie History of the World: Part 1 by Mel Brooks. The other is by... | 649 | 14 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 | May 6 |
The Ten Commandments?I heard this comedy bit by George Carlin about the ten commandments. He pared it down to two. Thou shall be faithful to provider of thy nookie. Tho... | 639 | 7 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 | May 3 |
Then God SaidI figure if God creates everything, then everything has to be created by him, kind of like Genesis continued.... | 548 | 6 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 | 14 hrs ago |
The Illinois HillbilliesParody of the Beverly Hillbillies. I have a friend who is always talking about winning the lottery. In this country it has become a kind of religion... | 507 | 1 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 | Apr 24 |
More Predictions for the FutureThis time trying my best to include as much of the world as I could in my predictions.... | 570 | 4 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 | May 8 |
Predictions for the FutureJust having some fun with future telling. The Mayans had their shot and blew it, let's see how good I do. One of the funniest bits on this subject i... | 580 | 7 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 | Apr 25 |
Santa Scale is Coming to TownThe New Year is approaching, and with it all the diets will start again. I saw diet ads during the Christmas season. How low can you get? Making pe... | 703 | 13 | 0 | Dec 2012 | Jan 2013 | May 9 |
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