mcradloff Last Commented Poems

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Scrooge's Movie Review I got this idea from the movie review on Netflix. I had fun making up bad review for movies I loved, as I love each of these too....	575	7	0	Dec 2012	Dec 2012	May 8
Terrance the Turkey The Bob and Tom Show inspired this, they have a bit called Tom Turkey, Standup Comedian. One of his jokes, A wife walks into the kitchen and catches...	689	11	0	Nov 2012	Dec 2012	May 8
Chinese food Just trying a rap song about chinese food, I'm going to a chinese buffet tonight....	852	2	0	Sep 2012	Dec 2012	10 hrs ago
You've been Nexflixed! I was supposed to get a Netflix on Tuesday and then waited till today to contact them and found out if I want their service I have to pay 16 bucks aga...	801	4	0	Dec 2012	Dec 2012	Apr 22
It's a Wonderful Fishing Trip? Mixing a parody I saw on Saturday Night Live about the movie It's A Wonderful Life. In the movie Mr. Potter never gets punished for stealing the 8,00...	881	13	0	Dec 2012	Dec 2012	Apr 26
Funeral for an Amoeba The amoeba has a special life because technically it never really dies, it just splits in half, unless of course the pond dries up!...	557	2	0	Nov 2012	Nov 2012	May 8
Barack Obama's Dad I just got done watching 2016. I also read the book about Barack Obama. It reminds me of the George Carlin quote, "All the evil in the world, all the...	716	10	0	Nov 2012	Nov 2012	May 8
The Pumpkin Giant My favorite book from my youth, The Pumpkin Giant....	652	8	0	Oct 2012	Nov 2012	May 9

If I Were President Just having more fun with the election and what fun it would be to be in charge and actually have some power to do good, or at least do what I feel is...	854	17	0	Oct 2012	Oct 2012	May 9
Frankenstein's Diary I always felt sorry for the monster, but I always call him Frankenstein....	778	7	0	Oct 2012	Oct 2012	May 10
Romney's Got a Gun With the election coming up and his infamous answer to what he would cut to trim the national debt, I thought it would be fun to do a parody of Janie'...	636	2	0	Oct 2012	Oct 2012	15 hrs ago
check into debt These places should not exist, like legalized gambling, it is a hidden tax on the poor and uneducated. The nastiest call I ever got was from one of t...	584	6	0	Oct 2012	Oct 2012	May 8
Where is my car? This has happened a few times for me and it always frustrates me. At least at Walmart I always park in lane number 7....	581	6	0	Oct 2012	Oct 2012	May 4
I'm afraid today With Halloween approaching, thought I'd share some things that I'm afraid of, there's plenty more, that's for sure!...	696	9	0	Oct 2012	Oct 2012	May 7
Gilligans Island Just finished disc two of season one of Gilligan's Island, 14 episodes, 5 hours and 50 minutes, great show, one of the best!...	773	3	0	Mar 2011	Oct 2012	Apr 26
How to get a man Watching a clip on how hard it is for professional women to get men, just thought I'd put in my two cents....	667	20	0	Sep 2012	Sep 2012	May 6
Bill Clinton Speech We are being played for suckers in this country to think that your vote makes a difference if you vote for democrat or republican. I only voted third...	719	8	0	Sep 2012	Sep 2012	May 3
Ronald Reagan at the Republican Covention Watching the Republican Convention last night, I thought about Ronald Reagan who was our president from 1981-1989. I thought what he would say if he...	807	4	0	Aug 2012	Sep 2012	May 2
Johnny Carson Terms for Death I used to watch Carson all the time and I really miss him. This was one of his funnier bits he did that was based on the death of a man who worked at...	3,976	5	0	Aug 2012	Aug 2012	May 10
Lance Armstrong Just heard that Lance got caught taking performance enhancing drugs while he rode his bike. Since he cheated to win, all of his tour de france wins a...	679	8	0	Aug 2012	Aug 2012	May 7
Paul Ryan This whole election has me troubled. Last time I was all happy to vote for Barack Hussain Obama. Now it's like in 1992, but no Ross Perot to be foun...	598	7	0	Aug 2012	Aug 2012	May 8

Kathy Lee Gifford Saw a documentary called The Corporation. The story is dated, the movie came out around 2005. It had clips from one of my heros, Michael Moore's TV...	717	5	0	Jul 2012	Aug 2012	May 6
Yawn I was reading a blog about how yawns are catching, and to see if I could make you yawn reading this, did you?...	1,033	16	0	Jul 2012	Aug 2012	Apr 19
The Swimming Coach Inspired by my local pool, the olympics, and Insult the Comic Dog on Curb Your Enthusiasm: Season 8: Mr. Softee, episode 9....	1,299	5	0	Jul 2012	Jul 2012	May 5
The Perfect Dad This is a companion poem to my last poem about fathers. Hope everyone has a happy father's day....	709	6	0	Jun 2012	Jun 2012	May 10
The Sun Worshipping Preacher Inspired by all the tv preachers I have watched through the years and the jets and mansions that their words of wisdom bought for them....	656	11	0	Jun 2012	Jun 2012	Apr 25
New License Plates Some are just made up, others I incorporated the motto of the state, some were easier than others. Of course I left Idaho the way it was....	613	5	0	May 2012	May 2012	May 8
50 Ways to Pick Your Pocket I went to Disney World in 2004, 1100 lighter in my billfold. I just wish I had went when I was eight....	761	14	0	May 2012	May 2012	May 7
Ron Paul Gearing up for the election. The Federal Reserve is set up to make as many nations in debt as possible, and they have been working on the United Stat...	804	10	0	May 2012	May 2012	May 5
My First Nine Months Listened to this book on MP3 about this woman who could recall every day she lived. That inspired this. My earliest recollections are around the age...	764	12	0	Apr 2012	Apr 2012	Apr 25
Real Men of Courage This was written in 2006. It is a parody of Budweiser's real men of courage. There are a bunch of different ones. One of my favorites is the Taco S...	767	6	0	Mar 2012	Mar 2012	Apr 23

Wilderness Survival Inspired by Bear Grylis, the guy who eats some really disgusting stuff!...	1,627	20	0	Mar 2012	Mar 2012	10 mins ago
Bad Golf This was inspired by Leslie Nielsen and his golf videos....	817	7	0	Mar 2012	Mar 2012	Apr 25
Bluebird This a parody of Edgar Allen Poe's poem "The Raven"...	618	4	0	Mar 2012	Mar 2012	May 9
Pet Raptor Inspired by Jurrasic Park, KFC, and my friend's dog who did bite me when I was 10....	727	14	0	Mar 2012	Mar 2012	May 9
I wish I could go all day on I wish....	818	16	0	Feb 2011	Feb 2012	May 5
Bad Senator I remember when I could fill my tank for 15 bucks!...	681	3	0	Jan 2012	Jan 2012	May 6
Heaven Here there is no fear Here there is no hate Here there is only love Here there is hope Here there is joy Here there is gold everywhere Here ever...	772	18	0	Apr 2011	Sep 2011	May 4
I'm your man Thinking of song lyrics, and this one from Wham whammed into my head!...	661	3	0	Feb 2011	Sep 2011	May 3
Chair Lift Operator I see them go by The hottest women They wear their hats They wear their smiles They wear their expensive ski outfits They live in a world of ple...	699	3	0	Feb 2011	Sep 2011	May 10

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