Why bother with the normal crap you think of...
1. Dont go on a diet, eat lots of greasy unhealthy food, eat cake instead of bread.
2. Dont give up smoking, smoke more, try cigars or a pipe.
3. Dont bother being charitable, keep your hard earned money.
4. Dont exercise, use the new equipment to hang your clothing on.
5. You wont go to hell if you dont eat fish on Fridays, so eat it when you like or just dont eat fish.
6 Drink a lot of alcohol, enjoy it, hangovers are fun and an excuse to eat fried food.
7. Take up all offers of sex from strangers, accept with grace and STD's are curable.
8. If you think you are another gender, man or woman up and dont be a sissy.
9. Log out of this Cult each day, dont live here it will hurt your brain.
10. Take a google IQ test and become a smug genius, dont assume you are.
More bullshit by map
If you smoke make nonsmokers stand outside while you enjoy a cigarette Inside
Give your lady a gobble before she gives you one (Its fair)
Don’t pop round and give your neighbor’s wife a service or her donkey
Don’t shoplift or take money from the blind if CCTV cameras are visible
Eat cake if there is no bread, donuts are vegetables if you feel like it.
Make each day a unique day; days of the week are just examples
Always bring your own handbag out on walks in the park, so your girlfriend can't ask you to carry hers
Drink coffee without remorse, drink tea in secret
Smile and be charitable to wolves
Give toffee's to the dentally challenged
Build a blanket fort, have some fun
Add your own alternative rules for life...
The blogs seem to be dying, bloggers are disappearing, some of my thoughts on whats wrong and how we can revive this place.
Just a YouTube link is not a blog
A blog not allowing comments is not a blog it’s a statement
Self-pity and attention seeking is for a friend not a public blog
Posting multiple blogs at once is rude
Assuming you are correct and everyone else is wrong is embarrassing yourself
Putting pictures of your children with names and date of birth is fecking stupid
Use the spell checker if possible
Don’t overuse the emoticons, its childish, grow up and use words
Don’t write more than a paragraph, people won’t read diatribe
Remember that some people do not understand English including English speakers
Blogs should be fun and or informative
Politics and religion should really be on the forums, you will get an appropriate audience there
The world is a dark and selfish place, Society creates unrealistic demands on us and these drive us to become pro-solitude.
Society tells us who we are and how we should live, but solitude shows us who we are and who we want to be. We like being alone but not lonely, we can think for ourselves and be ourselves without being judged on our race, religion or education.
Ellen Burstyn said “What a lovely surprise to discover how unlonely being alone can be”
I think the vast majority of people here on CS and the blogs are pro-solitude but never lonely here.
What do you think?
PS Cows don’t feel pain when you milk them.
Due to lack of interest today has been canceled, please leave in an orderly fashion and go do something normal, woman and children first, T-shirts and other memorabilia are available in the foyer.
I might not be bothered in replying if any of you choose to remain here, so go...
(PS Santa is not real)
Why are so many women attracted to bad men?
Hybristophilia is a paraphilia in which s*xual arousal, facilitation, and attainment of o*gasm are responsive to and contingent upon being with a partner known to have committed an outrage, cheating, lying, known infidelities or crime, such as rape, murder, or armed robbery. (Wikipedia)
High profile criminals always get fan mail and female admirers and Ted Bundy got thousands of love letters while in jail and let’s not forget about the Charles Manson groupies.
I have personally met a few women who are with total bastards, violent and domineering that treat them like trash.
I’ve also noticed a lot of you CS ladies flocking towards complete trolls and obviously sexist morons
Is it because you think you can change them? Do you think they are seen as protectors?
It’s your turn ladies; enlighten us good men...
Wishing our fellow bloggers and friends a happy birthday today.
Oldblue and the gorgeous Calypso, I hope you both have a great day
You looked at the blog title and thought, “stupid Map writing garbage again” but tables are the most misunderstood and ignored furniture in our world today.
We use tables all the time, you are probably using one now, but spare a thought for the pain and hardship it endures while it provides you with a smooth sturdy surface to put your things and shit on.
Did you know that tables originate from the Roman era? They used to use piles of slaughtered slaves until Pontius Surfacious complained he couldn’t scribe stuff onto his parchment as it was too lumpy, A kind hearted citizen simply placed a piece of timber on the pile of dead slaves and the table was born.
In 1917 tables volunteered to fight in the trenches, one table received the George Cross for bravery by charging a machine gun nest and saving a regiment from certain death.
We all know that Yuri Gagarin was the first person in space after that dog Laika managed to do it, but in 1958 an oak coffee table was the first table in space and to successfully carry out a spacewalk.
Do you know how many tables you keep as slaves? And what do you think about them?
We get bored with the same hobbies, so here are some alternatives you could try:-
Paint your appliances with mud and flower seeds
Flower arranging using fire
Baking using sawdust and lightbulbs for a lighter mixture
Whooping and High fiving when your dog or cat burps
Sleep in your kitchen and eat baby food for a weekend (nappy wearing optional)
A hose pipe makes a great pet, easy to look after too
Suntanning your hands in a microwave
Grow vegetables in your keyboard
What are your hobbies and will you try an alternative?
The last week has shown that people around the world have no power, are we gearing up for anarchy?
In the UK 3 Judges with ties to the EU have said Parliament must vote on Brexit, The will of the people in a legitimate vote maybe worthless.
The US elections are rife with corruption and criminal activity, Armed militia in a few states are getting prepared.
The Dakota Access pipeline on private Indian land issues, peaceful protestors getting teargassed by police.
Students in South Africa burning Universities because they demand free education (promised by the ANC govt) but the whites are being blamed.
The US making off the grid living illegal, evicting people from their own land.
German right wing attacking immigrants
The list goes on, but surely the general population will tire of this and anarchy will reign.
Your thoughts?
Just to show what happens with the share button and how to upload blog images
To upload photos simply create the blog, once posted you then edit your blog and there is the option to upload photos. (Your previously uploaded photos will appear on the upload photos screen)
Ovenoloists are warning that the migration of ovens is being affected by the change in weather and geopolitical issues.
Baby ovens used to be born in the wild and as they are slowly becoming extinct they are being bred in factories by unscrupulous business men turning a wonder of nature into profit.
Ovens are very intelligent appliances, and it is possible that one might be elected president of the United States in the future due to the lack of viable candidates.
Do you love and care about your oven like you would a member of your own family, or do you just abuse it and treat it like a slave?
Typical Oven abuse...shame on the person who did this!
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