Ovenology
Ovenoloists are warning that the migration of ovens is being affected by the change in weather and geopolitical issues.Baby ovens used to be born in the wild and as they are slowly becoming extinct they are being bred in factories by unscrupulous business men turning a wonder of nature into profit.
Ovens are very intelligent appliances, and it is possible that one might be elected president of the United States in the future due to the lack of viable candidates.
Do you love and care about your oven like you would a member of your own family, or do you just abuse it and treat it like a slave?
Typical Oven abuse...shame on the person who did this!
Comments (59)
Your daughter baking cakes for her boyfriend sounds OK as long as she cares for her oven.
When we came back to Malaysia for good, I got a portable one for my daughter to bake. Yup, she takes care of really well
OB
( I was wondering about the trays popping out, mind you..)
They look after me, I look after them
I had them myself a few years ago.
I had to bring in a mediator..the kettle.
What was finally agreed on, after many lengthy sessions, was a compromise.
All plain bread would be given to the toaster.
Any more complicated ones, such as toasted sandwiches would go to the oven.
So far the ceasefire has held.
They are embittered creatures. Somebody must have hurt them a ling time ago, and they have never worked through it.
As for the other devices, they have you by the short and curlies I'm afraid
They know you need them much more than they need you.
Otherwise, you will wake up some morning with a caffeine-thirst, only to find your beloved pot smashed to smithereens on the floor.
Be afraid be very afraid
Just don't allow it to happen
Love the microwave, its surprising how quick I can cook up a decent meal.
Yesterday I used my biggest oven to bake some scratch Cinnamon Rolls.
I keep my ovens clean unlike the oven in your picture.
leathermeat which was put into a microwave and forgotten aboutMost people will give their ovens 2 weeks paid leave, Mine has just returned from a cruise on the river Danube, Its looking very relaxed and ready for work once its annual medical check has been passed.